Midget Clownfish

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Midget Clownfish
Submarine joker as funny as all clowns are which is not at all.

Ability: Sleaze alignment Star Starfish: 100%* Star Starfish on land, 150%* Star Starfish in water.

Hatchling: midget clownfish midget clownfish

Familiar-Specific Equipment: half-height unicycle half-height unicycle

The Cake-Shaped Arena	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek
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• In the sea:
  • <Name> swims up the^[sic] <it> and tailsmacks <it> for X slimy, gross damage.
    <Name> blasts you with his seltzer bottle. The rage you feel is mitigated by the refreshingness of the bubbles.

    You gain X Mana points.

• On land:
  • <Name> flops toward <it>, gasping for water, and manages to tailsmack <it> for X slimy, clammy damage.
    <Name> blasts you with his seltzer bottle. The rage you feel is mitigated by the refreshingness of the bubbles.

    You gain X Mana points.

• Either
  • <Name> makes a rather lewd balloon animal and smacks <it> with it for X damage.
    <Name> blasts you with his seltzer bottle. The rage you feel is mitigated by the refreshingness of the bubbles.

    You gain X Mana points.

  • <Name> produces a cream pie and smacks it with it for X damage. Wait, that wasn't cream, it was bacon grease. Eww.
    <Name> blasts you with his seltzer bottle. The rage you feel is mitigated by the refreshingness of the bubbles.

    You gain X Mana points.

Arena Message

• When entered in an Ultimate Cage Match

  <Name> is out of his element in a cage match, since cream pies aren't allowed.

Notes

• Can breathe underwater.
• On land, X ranges from int((wt+3)/2) to (wt+3).
• Underwater, X ranges from int(((wt*1.5)+3)/2) to int((wt*1.5)+3).
• Familiar acts 33% of the time.