Mer-kin miner
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 You're fighting a Mer-kin minerThis Mer-kin has been tasked with removing useful ores from the rocky sea-bed, to be crafted into tools and weapons. This is an important task -- you certainly wouldn't refer to it as 'lesser', or 'trivial', or 'negligible', or 'inconsequential', or...
Hit Message(s):
He quickly mines some ore, smelts it, forges it into a sharp hooked spear, and stabs you in the <nipple> with it. Ouch! Eek! Ow! Ugh! Ouch!
You get bashed in the head with a metal ingot. The Mer-kin dealt the blow, so I guess he smelted the ore too. Oof! Argh! Ugh! Argh! Oof!
He discovers a rich mineral vein to extract from your <nipple>. Ooh! Ugh! Ouch! Ow! Ow!
Critical Hit Message:
The miner takes a moment to pick your brains. Literally. Argh! Eek! Oof! Argh! Ugh!
Miss Message(s):
He starts to bash you with a metal ingot, but you say "What am I, an anvil? Ha ha ha, get it? Anvil?" Your opponent looks perplexed.
He starts to mine your <nipple> for ore, but you inform him that he doesn't really want what he'll find in there.
He quickly mines some ore, smelts it, and tries to forge it into a spear to stab you with, but he can't get a proper edge on the blade and gives up in a huff. Temper, temper.
Fumble Message:
The miner gets distracted and starts to pick his nose, but catches himself and stops before he does any damage.
  Meat | You gain 160-240 Meat. (average: 200, stdev: 16.73)* |
Encountered at Anemone Mine.
References
- The hit message about smelting ore is a reference to the flatulence-related epigram, "Whoever smelt it, dealt it."
- Tempering is a way of processing metal to make it stronger or more ductile.
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