Meatsmithing is the art of combining two items to make weapons, accessories, pants, or other equipment. In order to smith items, you must first have a tenderizing hammer. This, and most other necessary components, can be bought from The Meatsmith.
Some equipment can only be smithed by players of certain classes, or with certain skills. Seal Clubbers use Super-Advanced Meatsmithing skills to make advanced weapons, and Turtle Tamers use Armorcraftiness to make advanced hats, pants, shields and shirts. Additionally, only members of a given class are allowed to construct that class's Legendary Epic Weapon.
Ascending under a Muscle moon sign allows access to Innabox, who will smith items for you at no adventure cost. Unfortunately, Super-Advanced Meatsmithing and Armorcraftiness are beyond his expertise.
Since September 24th, 2008, discovering 50, 100 and 150 unique meatsmithing recipes makes one eligible for, respectively, the Apprentice Meatsmacker, Journeyman Meatsmacker and Master Meatsmacker trophies.
Epic equipment is no longer created via Meat Pasting. For further details, see Epic Weapons and Legendary Epic Weapons.
Basic Meatsmithing, Tier 1
Tier 1 meatsmithing is using a tenderizing hammer to smith a meat stack or dense meat stack with one of the following:
(Note: All of the following items can be bought at the The Meatsmith, with the exception of Sporks and Foons, which can be found in The Limerick Dungeon.)
Basic Meatsmithing, Tier 2
Tier 2 meatsmithing items are improved versions of the basic and dense meat equipment.
Improved Basic Meat Weapons
Improved Dense Meat Weapons
All improved foons are off-hand items.
Combine a basic meat helmet with one of the following components to get an improved helmet:
The basic meat fez can be further improved:
Improved Pants, Kilts and Skirts
Basic Meatsmithing, Tier 3
All tier 2 improved basic meat weapons can be further enhanced with the following items to create weapons with even more capabilities.
Some items can be smithed without Meat or advanced smithing skills.
Smith wrapping paper with:
Smith a bow with:
Smith petrified time with:
Smith fake plastic grass with:
Smith tropical wrapping paper with:
- Going to the smith crafting page without a hammer yields this message:
- You haven't got a hammer.
- If you want to do some Meatsmithing, you should go pick up the proper tools from The Meatsmith.