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Hammer.gif

Meatsmithing is the art of combining two items to make weapons, accessories, pants, or other equipment. In order to smith items, you must first have a tenderizing hammer. This, and most other necessary components, can be bought from The Meatsmith.

Some equipment can only be smithed by players of certain classes, or with certain skills. Seal Clubbers use Super-Advanced Meatsmithing skills to make advanced weapons, and Turtle Tamers use Armorcraftiness to make advanced hats, pants, shields and shirts. Additionally, only members of a given class are allowed to construct that class's Legendary Epic Weapon.

Ascending under a Gnollish moon sign allows access to Innabox, who will smith items for you at no adventure cost. Unfortunately, Super-Advanced Meatsmithing and Armorcraftiness are beyond his expertise.

Since September 24th, 2008, discovering 50, 100 and 150 unique meatsmithing recipes makes one eligible for, respectively, the Apprentice Meatsmacker, Journeyman Meatsmacker and Master Meatsmacker trophies.

Contents

Epic Equipment

Epic equipment is no longer created via Meat Pasting. For further details, see Epic Weapons and Legendary Epic Weapons.

Basic Meatsmithing, Tier 1

Tier 1 meatsmithing is using a tenderizing hammer to smith a meat stack or dense meat stack with one of the following:

(Note: All of the following items can be bought at the The Meatsmith, with the exception of Sporks and Foons, which can be found in The Limerick Dungeon.)

Component Product Power Required Stat Enchantment
Using a meat stack
Hatrecipe.gif
helmet recipe
Meathelmet.gif
basic meat helmet
40 5 Moxie Muscle +1
Pantskit.gif
pants kit
Meatpants.gif
basic meat pants
40 5 Moxie Moxie +1
Skirtkit.gif
skirt / kilt kit
Meatskirt.gif
basic meat skirt / basic meat kilt
40 5 Moxie Moxie +1
Basichilt.gif
sword hilt
Meatsword.gif
basic meat sword
20 5 Muscle Muscle +1
Stick.gif
big stick
Meatstaff.gif
basic meat staff
20 5 Muscle Mysticality +1
String.gif
crossbow string
Crossbow.gif
basic meat crossbow
20 5 Moxie Moxie +1
Spork.gif
spork
Meatspork.gif
basic meat spork
45 7 Mysticality Muscle +3
Melee Damage +3
Foon.gif
foon
Meatfoon.gif
basic meat foon
- 10 Mysticality Mysticality +3
Spell Damage +3
Using a dense meat stack
Hilt.gif
sturdy sword hilt
Densesword.gif
dense meat sword
60 15 Muscle Muscle +3
Thickstick.gif
bigger stick
Densestaff.gif
dense meat staff
60 15 Muscle Mysticality +3
String.gif
sinewy crossbow string
Densebow.gif
dense meat crossbow
60 15 Moxie Moxie +3

Basic Meatsmithing, Tier 2

Tier 2 meatsmithing items are improved versions of the basic and dense meat equipment.

Improved Basic Meat Weapons

Hammer.gif Bubbleore.gif
bubblewrap ore
Stat +3
Offstat +2
Power: 60
Cardore.gif
cardboard ore
Stat +3
Melee Damage +3
Power: 60
Styore.gif
styrofoam ore
Stat +3
+3 to Monster Level
Power: 60
Pasta.gif
dry noodles
Stat +3
Power: 40
Ketchup.gif
ketchup or catsup
Stat +2
Power: 50
Jewel.gif
stone of eXtreme power
Stat +7
Power: 60
Meatsword.gif
basic meat sword
Muscle +x
Bubsword.gif
bubblewrap sword
Moxie +2 (1H)
Req: 15 Muscle
Cardsword.gif
cardboard sword
(1H)
Req: 15 Muscle
Stysword.gif
styrofoam sword
(1H)
Req: 15 Muscle
Starcsword.gif
starchy sword
(1H)
Req: 5 Muscle
Dripsword.gif
dripping meat sword
(1H)
Req: 10 Muscle
Meatsword.gif
eXtreme meat sword
Req: 15 Muscle
Meatstaff.gif
basic meat staff
Mysticality +x
Bubstaff.gif
bubblewrap staff
Muscle +2
Req: 15 Muscle
Cardstaff.gif
cardboard staff
Req: 15 Muscle
Stystaff.gif
styrofoam staff
Req: 15 Muscle
Starcstaff.gif
starchy staff
Req: 5 Muscle
Dripstaff.gif
dripping meat staff
Req: 10 Muscle
Meatstaff.gif
eXtreme meat staff
Req: 15 Muscle
Crossbow.gif
basic meat crossbow
Moxie +x
Bubbow.gif
bubblewrap crossbow
Mysticality +2
Req: 15 Moxie
Cardbow.gif
cardboard crossbow
Req: 15 Moxie
Stybow.gif
styrofoam crossbow
Req: 15 Moxie
Starchbow.gif
starchy crossbow
(1H)
Req: 5 Moxie
Dripbow.gif
dripping meat crossbow
Req: 10 Moxie
Crossbow.gif
eXtreme meat crossbow
Req: 15 Moxie

Improved Dense Meat Weapons

Hammer.gif Reagent.gif
scrumptious reagent
Stat +4
Power: 80
Blend.gif
secret blend of herbs and spices
Stat +5
Power: 70
Densesword.gif
dense meat sword
Muscle +x
Savsword.gif
savory sword
Req: 25 Muscle
Meatsword.gif
Kentucky-fried meat sword
Req: 20 Muscle
Densestaff.gif
dense meat staff
Mysticality +x
Savstaff.gif
savory staff
Req: 25 Muscle
Meatstaff.gif
Kentucky-fried meat staff
Req: 20 Muscle
Densebow.gif
dense meat crossbow
Moxie +x
Savxbow.gif
savory crossbow
Req: 25 Moxie
Crossbow.gif
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow
Req: 20 Moxie

Improved Foons

All improved foons are off-hand items.

Hammer.gif cold powder
+8 Damage to Cold Spells
Req: 10 Mysticality
hot powder
+8 Damage to Hot Spells
Req: 10 Mysticality
sleaze powder
+8 Damage to Sleaze Spells
Req: 10 Mysticality
spooky powder
+8 Damage to Spooky Spells
Req: 10 Mysticality
stench powder
+8 Damage to Stench Spells
Req: 10 Mysticality
Meatfoon.gif
basic meat foon
Mysticality +3
Icefoon.gif
foon of frigidity
Firefoon.gif
foon of fulmination
Fatfoon.gif
foon of fleshiness
Fearfoon.gif
foon of fearfulness
Foulfoon.gif
foon of foulness

Improved Helmets

Combine a Meathelmet.gif basic meat helmet with one of the following components to get an improved helmet:

Component Product Power Required Stat Enchantment
Snakeskin.gif
white snake skin
Cowboy.gif
meat cowboy hat
40 5 Moxie Muscle +3
Tassel.gif
tassel
Fez.gif
basic meat fez
45 7 Moxie Moxie +2
Mysticality +1
Raspberry.gif
raspberry
Rberet.gif
raspberry beret
50 10 Moxie So-So Hot Resistance
Clownskin.gif
clown skin
Clownwig.gif
clown wig
50 10 Muscle Mysticality +3
Spell Damage +3
Skin.gif
bar skin
Skincap.gif
barskin hat
55 12 Moxie Muscle +1
Ketchup.gif
ketchup or catsup
Meatloaf.gif
meatloaf helmet
55 12 Moxie Muscle +3
Melee Damage +1
Blingbling.gif
dope gangsta bling-bling
Pimphat.gif
pimpin' meat hat
55 12 Moxie Muscle +2
Moxie +2
Demonskin.gif
demon skin
Demonhat.gif
demon-horned hat
70 20 Moxie Moxie +4
Horns.gif
ram horns
Ramhorns.gif
enchantlers
115 42 Moxie +10 Damage to Hot Spells

The Fez.gif basic meat fez can be further improved:

Component Product Power Required Stat Enchantment
Tinystars.gif
teeny-tiny ninja stars
Fezsequin.gif
sequined fez
80 25 Moxie Moxie +3
Cookbook.gif
facsimile dictionary
Etyfez.gif
fez of etymology
120 45 Moxie Moxie +7

Improved Pants, Kilts and Skirts

Hammer.gif Web.gif
really really sticky spider web
Req: 7 Moxie
Power: 45
Moxie +3
Meatpants.gif
basic meat pants
Meatpants.gif
sticky meat pants
Meatskirt.gif
basic meat skirt
Meatskirt.gif
sticky meat skirt
Meatskirt.gif
basic meat kilt
Meatskirt.gif
sticky meat kilt

Basic Meatsmithing, Tier 3

All tier 2 improved basic meat weapons can be further enhanced with the following items to create weapons with even more capabilities.

Hammer.gif Cardboard
Stat +3
Melee Damage +3
Bubblewrap
Stat +3
secondary stat +2
Styrofoam
Stat +3
Monster Level +3
Dripping meat
Stat +2
Starchy
Stat +3
Savory
Stat +4
Kentucky-fried
Stat +5
Sword
Muscle +x
Scpowder.gif
hot powder
makes
Fcscword.gif
flaming cardboard sword

+3 Hot Damage
(1H)
Balloon.gif
long skinny balloon
makes
Statsword.gif
sword of static

Moxie +2
Regenerate 2-4 MP/adventure
(1H)
Scpowder.gif
cold powder
makes
Frostsword.gif
Frost™ brand sword

+3 Cold Damage
(1H)
Vial.gif
forest tears
makes
Machete.gif
muculent machete

+5% Meat from Monsters
(1H)
Spice.gif
spices
makes
Pestoblade.gif
pestoblade

+3 Stench Damage (1H)
Candy.gif
Tasty Fun Good rice candy
makes
Supersword.gif
Super Magic Power Sword X

+20% Combat Initiative
2x chance of Critical Hit
(1H)
Batwing.gif
hot wing
makes
Buffsword.gif
buffalo blade

+3 Hot Damage
+2 Sleaze Damage
Staff
Mysticality +x
Pinetar.gif
pine tar
makes
Fpstaff.gif
flypaper staff

+3 Spooky Damage
Baseball.gif
baseball
makes
Wiffle.gif
wiffle-flail

Muscle +2
+20% Combat Initiative
Biscuit.gif
sonar-in-a-biscuit
makes
Squeastaff.gif
squeaky staff

+3 Monster Level
(for +6 total)
Scpowder.gif
sleaze powder
makes
Glisstaff.gif
glistening staff

+3 Sleaze Damage
Poutine.gif
poutine
makes
Poutpole.gif
poutine pole

+3 Sleaze Damage
Tofu.gif
wad of tofu
makes
Soystaff.gif
soylent staff
Spell Damage +10
Goatcheese.gif
goat cheese
makes
Cheesestaf.gif
giant cheesestick

+11 Damage to Sleaze Spells
Crossbow
Moxie +x
Burger.gif
White Citadel burger
makes
Greasegun.gif
grease gun

+3 Sleaze Damage
(1H)
Blingbling.gif
dope gangsta bling-bling
makes
Baublebow.gif
bubble bauble bow

Mysticality +2
+5% Item Drops from Monsters
Canlid.gif
razor-sharp can lid
makes
Cancannon.gif
can cannon

Melee Damage +3
Engine.gif
meat engine
makes
Repbow.gif
repeating crossbow

3x chance of Critical Hit
Ccheese.gif
bowl of cottage cheese
makes
Curdcannon.gif
curdflinger

Successful hit weakens opponent (1H)
Casserole.gif
ghuol guolash
makes
Goulaunch.gif
goulauncher

+5 Spooky Damage
Tots.gif
t8r tots
makes
Potpistol.gif
potato pistol

+5 Sleaze Damage
(1H)

Meatless Smithing

Some items can be smithed without Meat or advanced smithing skills.

Component 1 Component 2 Product Type Power Required Stat Enchantment
Pantskit.gif
pants kit
Skin.gif
bar skin
Loincloth.gif
barskin loincloth
Pants 25 none Muscle +1
Clownnose.gif
big red clown nose
Clownskin.gif
clown skin
Clownbelt.gif
clownskin belt
Accessory n/a 10 Muscle Maximum MP +15
Pantskit.gif
pants kit
Demonskin.gif
demon skin
Dskinpants.gif
demonskin trousers
Pants 70 20 Moxie So-So Hot Resistance
Coldhilt.gif
icy katana hilt
Hotblade.gif
hot katana blade
Icyhot.gif
icy-hot katana
Weapon 90 30 Muscle +3 Hot Damage
+3 Cold Damage
Pantskit.gif
pants kit
Snakeskin.gif
white snake skin
Briefs.gif
tighty whiteys
Pants 40 5 Moxie So-So Spooky Resistance
Horns.gif
ram horns
Ramstick.gif
ram stick
Ramstaff.gif
ram-battering staff
Weapon 135 52 Muscle +10 Damage to Hot Spells
Moxie +5
Soupturtle.gif
soup turtle
Soupturtle.gif
soup turtle
Soupchucks.gif
soup-chucks
Weapon 15 none +2 Hot Damage
Duelingturtle.gif
dueling turtle
Strings.gif
banjo strings
Duelingbanjo.gif
dueling banjo
Weapon 40 5 Moxie Muscle +4
+5 to Monster Level

Crimbo Duds Outfit

Smith Wpaper.gif wrapping paper with:

Component Product Power Required Stat Enchantment
Basichilt.gif
sword hilt
Crimbos.gif
Crimbo sword
100 Muscle 35 Melee Damage +5
Hatrecipe.gif
helmet recipe
Crimboh.gif
Crimbo hat
100 Moxie 35 Slight Spooky Resistance
Pantskit.gif
pants kit
Crimbop.gif
Crimbo pants
100 Moxie 35 Combat Initiative +30%

Bow Tux Outfit

Smith a Bow.gif bow with:

Component Product Power Required Stat Enchantment
Stick.gif
big stick
Bowstaff.gif
bow staff
100 Muscle 35 Mysticality +5
Melee Damage +3
Hatrecipe.gif
helmet recipe
Bowler.gif
bowler
100 Moxie 35 Muscle +5
Pantskit.gif
pants kit
Bowpants.gif
bowlegged pants
100 Moxie 35 Moxie +5

Time Trappings Outfit

Smith Timerock.gif petrified time with:

Component Product Power Required Stat Enchantment
Basichilt.gif
sword hilt
Timesword.gif
time sword
100 Muscle 35 +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped
Hatrecipe.gif
helmet recipe
Timehat.gif
time helmet
100 Moxie 35 +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped
Pantskit.gif
pants kit
Timepants.gif
time trousers
100 Moxie 35 +3 Adventure(s) per day when equipped

Grass Guise Outfit

Smith Fakegrass.gif fake plastic grass with:

Component Product Power Required Stat Enchantment
Basichilt.gif
sword hilt
Grassblade.gif
grass blade
80 Muscle 25 Melee Damage +5
Hatrecipe.gif
helmet recipe
Grasshat.gif
grass hat
80 Moxie 25 Maximum MP +10
Skirtkit.gif
skirt / kilt kit
Grassskirt.gif
grass skirt
80 Moxie 25 Moxie +5

Tropical Crimbo Duds Outfit

Smith Troppaper.gif tropical wrapping paper with:

Component Product Power Required Stat Enchantment
Basichilt.gif
sword hilt
Tropsword.gif
Tropical Crimbo Sword
100 Muscle 35 Melee Damage +5
Hatrecipe.gif
helmet recipe
Trophat.gif
Tropical Crimbo Hat
100 Moxie 35 Slight Spooky Resistance
Pantskit.gif
pants kit
Tropshorts.gif
Tropical Crimbo Shorts
100 Moxie 35 Combat Initiative +30%

Notes

  • Attempting to smith without a hammer yields this message:
You haven't got a hammer.
If you want to do some Meatsmithing, you should go pick up the proper tools from The Meatsmith.

Or, if you are born under a Knollish moon sign and attempt to smith using a skill:

You haven't got a hammer, and Innabox can't smith that item.
If you want to do some Meatsmithing, you should go pick up the proper tools from The Meatsmith.
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