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Meatsmithing

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Meatsmithing is the art of combining two items to make weapons, accessories, pants, or other equipment. In order to smith items, you must first have a tenderizing hammer. This, and most other necessary components, can be bought from The Meatsmith.

Some equipment can only be smithed by players of certain classes, or with certain skills. Seal Clubbers use Super-Advanced Meatsmithing skills to make advanced weapons, and Turtle Tamers use Armorcraftiness to make advanced hats, pants, shields and shirts. Additionally, only members of a given class are allowed to construct that class's Legendary Epic Weapon.

Ascending under a Muscle zodiac sign allows access to Innabox, who will smith items for you at no adventure cost. Unfortunately, Super-Advanced Meatsmithing and Armorcraftiness are beyond his expertise.

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[edit] Epic Equipment

Epic equipment is no longer created via Meat Pasting. For further details, see Epic Weapons and Legendary Epic Weapons.

[edit] Basic Meatsmithing, Tier 1

Tier 1 meatsmithing is using a tenderizing hammer to smith a meat stack or dense meat stack with one of the following:

(Note: All of the following items can be bought at the The Meatsmith, with the exception of Sporks and Foons, which can be found in The Limerick Dungeon.)

Component Product Power Required Stat Enchantment
Using a meat stack
Hatrecipe.gifImage:hatrecipe.gifhelmet recipe
helmet recipe
Meathelmet.gifImage:meathelmet.gifbasic meat helmet
basic meat helmet
40 5 Moxie Muscle +1
Pantskit.gifImage:pantskit.gifpants kit
pants kit
Meatpants.gifImage:meatpants.gifbasic meat pants
basic meat pants
40 5 Moxie Moxie +1
Skirtkit.gifImage:skirtkit.gifskirt / kilt kit
skirt / kilt kit
Meatskirt.gifImage:meatskirt.gifbasic meat skirt
basic meat skirt / basic meat kilt
40 5 Moxie Moxie +1
Basichilt.gifImage:basichilt.gifsword hilt
sword hilt
Meatsword.gifImage:meatsword.gifbasic meat sword
basic meat sword
20 5 Muscle Muscle +1
Stick.gifImage:stick.gifbig stick
big stick
Meatstaff.gifImage:meatstaff.gifbasic meat staff
basic meat staff
20 5 Muscle Mysticality +1
String.gifImage:string.gifcrossbow string
crossbow string
Crossbow.gifImage:crossbow.gifbasic meat crossbow
basic meat crossbow
20 5 Moxie Moxie +1
Spork.gifImage:spork.gifspork
spork
Meatspork.gifImage:meatspork.gifbasic meat spork
basic meat spork
45 7 Mysticality Muscle +3
Melee Damage +3
Foon.gifImage:foon.giffoon
foon
Meatfoon.gifImage:meatfoon.gifbasic meat foon
basic meat foon
- 10 Mysticality Mysticality +3
Spell Damage +3
Using a dense meat stack
Hilt.gifImage:hilt.gifsturdy sword hilt
sturdy sword hilt
Densesword.gifImage:densesword.gifdense meat sword
dense meat sword
60 15 Muscle Muscle +3
Thickstick.gifImage:thickstick.gifbigger stick
bigger stick
Densestaff.gifImage:densestaff.gifdense meat staff
dense meat staff
60 15 Muscle Mysticality +3
String.gifImage:string.gifsinewy crossbow string
sinewy crossbow string
Densebow.gifImage:densebow.gifdense meat crossbow
dense meat crossbow
60 15 Moxie Moxie +3

[edit] Basic Meatsmithing, Tier 2

Tier 2 meatsmithing items are improved versions of the basic and dense meat equipment.

[edit] Improved Basic Meat Weapons

Hammer.gifImage:hammer.gifMeatsmithing Bubbleore.gifImage:bubbleore.gifbubblewrap ore
bubblewrap ore
Stat +3
Offstat +2
Power: 60
Cardore.gifImage:cardore.gifcardboard ore
cardboard ore
Stat +3
Melee Damage +3
Power: 60
Styore.gifImage:styore.gifstyrofoam ore
styrofoam ore
Stat +3
+3 to Monster Level
Power: 60
Pasta.gifImage:pasta.gifdry noodles
dry noodles
Stat +3
Power: 40
Ketchup.gifImage:ketchup.gifketchup
ketchup or catsup
Stat +2
Power: 50
Jewel.gifImage:jewel.gifstone of eXtreme power
stone of eXtreme power
Stat +7
Power: 60
Meatsword.gifImage:meatsword.gifbasic meat sword
basic meat sword
Muscle +x
Bubsword.gifImage:bubsword.gifbubblewrap sword
bubblewrap sword
Moxie +2 (1H)
Req: 15 Muscle
Cardsword.gifImage:cardsword.gifcardboard sword
cardboard sword
(1H)
Req: 15 Muscle
Stysword.gifImage:stysword.gifstyrofoam sword
styrofoam sword
(1H)
Req: 15 Muscle
Starcsword.gifImage:starcsword.gifstarchy sword
starchy sword
(1H)
Req: 5 Muscle
Dripsword.gifImage:dripsword.gifdripping meat sword
dripping meat sword
(1H)
Req: 10 Muscle
Meatsword.gifImage:meatsword.gifeXtreme meat sword
eXtreme meat sword
Req: 15 Muscle
Meatstaff.gifImage:meatstaff.gifbasic meat staff
basic meat staff
Mysticality +x
Bubstaff.gifImage:bubstaff.gifbubblewrap staff
bubblewrap staff
Muscle +2
Req: 15 Muscle
Cardstaff.gifImage:cardstaff.gifcardboard staff
cardboard staff
Req: 15 Muscle
Stystaff.gifImage:stystaff.gifstyrofoam staff
styrofoam staff
Req: 15 Muscle
Starcstaff.gifImage:starcstaff.gifstarchy staff
starchy staff
Req: 5 Muscle
Dripstaff.gifImage:dripstaff.gifdripping meat staff
dripping meat staff
Req: 10 Muscle
Meatstaff.gifImage:meatstaff.gifeXtreme meat staff
eXtreme meat staff
Req: 15 Muscle
Crossbow.gifImage:crossbow.gifbasic meat crossbow
basic meat crossbow
Moxie +x
Bubbow.gifImage:bubbow.gifbubblewrap crossbow
bubblewrap crossbow
Mysticality +2
Req: 15 Moxie
Cardbow.gifImage:cardbow.gifcardboard crossbow
cardboard crossbow
Req: 15 Moxie
Stybow.gifImage:stybow.gifstyrofoam crossbow
styrofoam crossbow
Req: 15 Moxie
Starchbow.gifImage:starchbow.gifstarchy crossbow
starchy crossbow
(1H)
Req: 5 Moxie
Dripbow.gifImage:dripbow.gifdripping meat crossbow
dripping meat crossbow
Req: 10 Moxie
Crossbow.gifImage:crossbow.gifeXtreme meat crossbow
eXtreme meat crossbow
Req: 15 Moxie

[edit] Improved Dense Meat Weapons

Hammer.gifImage:hammer.gifMeatsmithing Reagent.gifImage:reagent.gifscrumptious reagent
scrumptious reagent
Stat +4
Power: 80
Blend.gifImage:blend.gifsecret blend of herbs and spices
secret blend of herbs and spices
Stat +5
Power: 70
Densesword.gifImage:densesword.gifdense meat sword
dense meat sword
Muscle +x
Savsword.gifImage:savsword.gifsavory sword
savory sword
Req: 25 Muscle
Meatsword.gifImage:meatsword.gifKentucky-fried meat sword
Kentucky-fried meat sword
Req: 20 Muscle
Densestaff.gifImage:densestaff.gifdense meat staff
dense meat staff
Mysticality +x
Savstaff.gifImage:savstaff.gifsavory staff
savory staff
Req: 25 Muscle
Meatstaff.gifImage:meatstaff.gifKentucky-fried meat staff
Kentucky-fried meat staff
Req: 20 Muscle
Densebow.gifImage:densebow.gifdense meat crossbow
dense meat crossbow
Moxie +x
Savxbow.gifImage:savxbow.gifsavory crossbow
savory crossbow
Req: 25 Moxie
Crossbow.gifImage:crossbow.gifKentucky-fried meat crossbow
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow
Req: 20 Moxie

[edit] Improved Foons

All improved foons are off-hand items.

Hammer.gifImage:hammer.gifMeatsmithing cold powder
+8 Damage to Cold Spells
Req: 10 Mysticality
hot powder
+8 Damage to Hot Spells
Req: 10 Mysticality
sleaze powder
+8 Damage to Sleaze Spells
Req: 10 Mysticality
spooky powder
+8 Damage to Spooky Spells
Req: 10 Mysticality
stench powder
+8 Damage to Stench Spells
Req: 10 Mysticality
Meatfoon.gifImage:meatfoon.gifbasic meat foon
basic meat foon
Mysticality +3
Icefoon.gifImage:icefoon.giffoon of frigidity
foon of frigidity
Firefoon.gifImage:firefoon.giffoon of fulmination
foon of fulmination
Fatfoon.gifImage:fatfoon.giffoon of fleshiness
foon of fleshiness
Fearfoon.gifImage:fearfoon.giffoon of fearfulness
foon of fearfulness
Foulfoon.gifImage:foulfoon.giffoon of foulness
foon of foulness

[edit] Improved Helmets

Combine a Meathelmet.gifImage:meathelmet.gifbasic meat helmetbasic meat helmet with one of the following components to get an improved helmet:

Component Product Power Required Stat Enchantment
Snakeskin.gifImage:snakeskin.gifwhite snake skin
white snake skin
Cowboy.gifImage:cowboy.gifmeat cowboy hat
meat cowboy hat
40 5 Moxie Muscle +3
Tassel.gifImage:tassel.giftassel
tassel
Fez.gifImage:fez.gifbasic meat fez
basic meat fez
45 7 Moxie Moxie +2
Mysticality +1
Raspberry.gifImage:raspberry.gifraspberry
raspberry
Rberet.gifImage:rberet.gifraspberry beret
raspberry beret
50 10 Moxie So-So Hot Resistance
Clownskin.gifImage:clownskin.gifclown skin
clown skin
Clownwig.gifImage:clownwig.gifclown wig
clown wig
50 10 Muscle Mysticality +3
Spell Damage +3
Skin.gifImage:skin.gifbar skin
bar skin
Skincap.gifImage:skincap.gifbarskin hat
barskin hat
55 12 Moxie Muscle +1
Ketchup.gifImage:ketchup.gifketchup
ketchup or catsup
Meatloaf.gifImage:meatloaf.gifmeatloaf helmet
meatloaf helmet
55 12 Moxie Muscle +3
Melee Damage +1
Blingbling.gifImage:blingbling.gifdope gangsta bling-bling
dope gangsta bling-bling
Pimphat.gifImage:pimphat.gifpimpin' meat hat
pimpin' meat hat
55 12 Moxie Muscle +2
Moxie +2
Demonskin.gifImage:demonskin.gifdemon skin
demon skin
Demonhat.gifImage:demonhat.gifdemon-horned hat
demon-horned hat
70 20 Moxie Moxie +4
Horns.gifImage:horns.gifram horns
ram horns
Ramhorns.gifImage:ramhorns.gifenchantlers
enchantlers
115 42 Moxie +10 Damage to Hot Spells

The Fez.gifImage:fez.gifbasic meat fezbasic meat fez can be further improved:

Component Product Power Required Stat Enchantment
Tinystars.gifImage:tinystars.gifteeny-tiny ninja stars
teeny-tiny ninja stars
Fezsequin.gifImage:fezsequin.gifsequined fez
sequined fez
80 25 Moxie Moxie +3
Cookbook.gifImage:cookbook.giffacsimile dictionary
facsimile dictionary
Etyfez.gifImage:etyfez.giffez of etymology
fez of etymology
120 45 Moxie Moxie +7

[edit] Improved Pants, Kilts and Skirts

Hammer.gifImage:hammer.gifMeatsmithing Web.gifImage:web.gifreally really sticky spider web
really really sticky spider web
Req: 7 Moxie
Power: 45
Moxie +3
Meatpants.gifImage:meatpants.gifbasic meat pants
basic meat pants
Meatpants.gifImage:meatpants.gifsticky meat pants
sticky meat pants
Meatskirt.gifImage:meatskirt.gifbasic meat skirt
basic meat skirt
Meatskirt.gifImage:meatskirt.gifsticky meat skirt
sticky meat skirt
Meatskirt.gifImage:meatskirt.gifbasic meat kilt
basic meat kilt
Meatskirt.gifImage:meatskirt.gifsticky meat kilt
sticky meat kilt

[edit] Basic Meatsmithing, Tier 3

All tier 2 improved basic meat weapons can be further enhanced with the following items to create weapons with even more capabilities.

Hammer.gifImage:hammer.gifMeatsmithing Cardboard
Stat +3
Melee Damage +3
Bubblewrap
Stat +3
secondary stat +2
Styrofoam
Stat +3
Monster Level +3
Dripping meat
Stat +2
Starchy
Stat +3
Savory
Stat +4
Kentucky-fried
Stat +5
Sword
Muscle +x
Scpowder.gifImage:scpowder.gifhot powder
hot powder
makes
Fcscword.gifImage:fcscword.gifflaming cardboard sword
flaming cardboard sword

+3 Hot Damage
(1H)
Balloon.gifImage:balloon.giflong skinny balloon
long skinny balloon
makes
Statsword.gifImage:statsword.gifsword of static
sword of static

Moxie +2
Regenerate 2-4 MP/adventure
(1H)
Scpowder.gifImage:scpowder.gifcold powder
cold powder
makes
Frostsword.gifImage:frostsword.gifFrost™ brand sword
Frost™ brand sword

+3 Cold Damage
(1H)
Vial.gifImage:vial.gifforest tears
forest tears
makes
Machete.gifImage:machete.gifmuculent machete
muculent machete

+5% Meat from Monsters
(1H)
Spice.gifImage:spice.gifspices
spices
makes
Pestoblade.gifImage:pestoblade.gifpestoblade
pestoblade

+3 Stench Damage (1H)
Candy.gifImage:candy.gifTasty Fun Good rice candy
Tasty Fun Good rice candy
makes
Supersword.gifImage:supersword.gifSuper Magic Power Sword X
Super Magic Power Sword X

+20% Combat Initiative
2x chance of Critical Hit
(1H)
Batwing.gifImage:batwing.gifhot wing
hot wing
makes
Buffsword.gifImage:buffsword.gifbuffalo blade
buffalo blade

+3 Hot Damage
+2 Sleaze Damage
Staff
Mysticality +x
Pinetar.gifImage:pinetar.gifpine tar
pine tar
makes
Fpstaff.gifImage:fpstaff.gifflypaper staff
flypaper staff

+3 Spooky Damage
Baseball.gifImage:baseball.gifbaseball
baseball
makes
Wiffle.gifImage:wiffle.gifwiffle-flail
wiffle-flail

Muscle +2
+20% Combat Initiative
Biscuit.gifImage:biscuit.gifsonar-in-a-biscuit
sonar-in-a-biscuit
makes
Squeastaff.gifImage:squeastaff.gifsqueaky staff
squeaky staff

+3 Monster Level
(for +6 total)
Scpowder.gifImage:scpowder.gifsleaze powder
sleaze powder
makes
Glisstaff.gif