Meat globe

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meat globe
meat globe

This is a cheap trinket that shows various scenes in the kingdom suffering a freak meatstorm.

Type: usable
Cannot be traded or discarded
Quest Item

(In-game plural: meat globes)
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Item number: 636
Description ID: 126219215
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Obtained From

Stores
The Shore, Inc. Gift Shop (1 Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip)

When Used

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You've got nowhere to put this thing. Maybe you should buy a tent or something.
  • Without a meat globe in your dwelling:
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You place the meat globe on your nightstand.
  • With a meat globe in your dwelling:
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You shake up the Meat Globe and subject the miniature kingdom to a meatstorm. You feel vaguely god-like, until you accidentally drop the globe and shatter it. But at least you can collect the meat from inside.
You gain 30 Strengthliness.
You gain 30 Wizardliness.
You gain 30 Cheek.
Meat.gifYou gain 600-800 Meat.
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Since you are a benevolent god, you turn around and give the Meat to somebody standing behind you. He almost certainly deserved it.

Notes

  • Installs a Meat Globe in your dwelling, if you don't already have one installed.
  • Meat gain doesn't trigger when resting for free.
  • Under the special challenge path, Way of the Surprising Fist, stats are given as normal but no meat drops. The following message is appended to the normal meat drop line:
    Since you are a benevolent god, you turn around and give the Meat to somebody standing behind you. He almost certainly deserved it.
  • Resting with a meat globe in your dwelling produces this message:
Looks like some Meat fell out of your Meat Globe while you were sleeping!
Meat.gifYou gain 25-35 Meat.

History

  • Prior to the shore revamp on August 30, 2013, this item required 12 trips to get. When used, it produced:
Meatglobe.gif
You shake up the Meat Globe and subject the miniature kingdom to a meatstorm. You feel vaguely god-like, until you accidentally drop the globe and shatter it. But at least you can collect the meat from inside.
You gain 100 Fortitude.
You gain 100 Magicalness.
You gain 100 Sarcasm.
Meat.gifYou gain 1,500 Meat.

Collection

TOP 10 meat globe collections
1. HotStuff - 2 | 2. Baronous - 1 | 3. hokey - 1 | 4. CfAcTor3000 - 1 | 5. Demagogue - 1
6. Spaghettious - 1 | 7. StickRomp - 1 | 8. holderofsecrets - 1 | 9. magics - 1 | 10. Ainast - 1
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings
Meat.gif Meat-Producing Items - edit
Iiticoinpurse.gif
ancient vinyl coin purse
650-750
 
Parkgarbage.gif
bag of park garbage
150-250
 
Blackcheck.gif
black pension check
400-450
 
Briefcase.gif
briefcase
300
(sometimes) 
Bonechest.gif
chest of the Bonerdagon
3000
 
Disease.gif
collection of tiny spooky objects
100-1000
 
Librarycard.gif
CSA discount card
300
 
Pieceof13.gif
cursed piece of thirteen
500-1000
(or a combat adventure) 
Chest2.gif
dungeon dragon chest
450-550
 
Dtapewallet.gif
duct tape wallet
2500-3600
 
Wallet.gif
fat wallet
350-450
 
Pellet.gif
flytrap pellet
300-400
 (sometimes)
Wallet.gif
Gathered Meat-Clip
420-620
 
Tips.gif
handful of tips
300-400
(Lose ~20k Meat every 30 uses)
Bowl.gif
haunted Hell ramen
?-20-?
 
Bowl.gif
Hell ramen
20-29
 
Chest2.gif
kobold treasure hoard
10
(plus possibly a familiar hatchling) 
Lolmecidol.gif
LOLmec statuette
1 million
 
Meatglobe.gif
meat globe
600-800
 (if there's one in your dwelling) 
Egg.gif
nest egg
150
 
Meatlocker.gif
Orcish meat locker
90-110
 
Wallet.gif
old leather wallet
400-600
 
Chest2.gif
Penultimate Fantasy chest
100-200
(plus some items) 
Pixelcoin.gif
pixel coin
2000
 
Pixmoney.gif
pixellated moneybag
450-550
 
Coinpurse.gif
old coin purse
450-550
 
Droll2.gif
roll of meat
1750
(some of which are meat stacks) 
Pebbles.gif
shiny stones
140-160
 
Keepsakebox.gif
smut orc keepsake box
1400-1500
(after bridge is finished) 
Bottlecap.gif
SMOOCH bottlecap
1000
 
Strawberyl.gif
solid gold jewel
100,000
 
Meatpouch.gif
stolen meatpouch
30-50
 
Giftcert.gif
Warm Subject gift certificate
400-500
(except for first use with Torso Awaregness)