Meat from Monsters

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Here's a list of everything in the game that increases the Meat drop rate from monsters. To see various maximum levels of meat drops, see Maximizing Your Meat Drops.

Keep in mind that well-equipped item farmer can usually do better than a PMeat farmer by farming for high-priced items and selling them at the mall.

If you have multiple percentage increases active at the same time, the percentages are added together. For example, if a player has a 20 lb. leprechaun (100%), Polka of Plenty (50%), and Expert Panhandling (10%) active, then Meat drops will be increased by 100+50+10 = 160%. A monster that normally drops about 100 Meat would then drop about 260 Meat.

Each monster has a base meat drop (that we on the wiki have taken to calling Mval). Monsters drop meat in a range of 0.8*Mval? to 1.2*Mval?, distributed triangularly. The Mer-kin hookspear extracts meat as a percentage of Mval only – it doesn't work across the entire range.

When the Meat drop rate is increased using the items listed on this page, the Meat drops from monsters will no longer fall in a continuous range. This is caused by the unbuffed Meat drop being calculated first, followed by the Meat drop bonus being applied. Any decimals are then rounded down to achieve an integer value for the Meat drop. For example, if +160% Meat drops are applied to a monster that normally drops 7-9 Meat, only three Meat drops will be encountered: 18, 20, and 23.

The first table lists known, percentage modifiers. The second table lists a small number of special Meat-gaining effects. The last recaps gains from familiars, which are more completely listed at Familiars by type.

Meat Drop Modifiers

Source Source Type Extra
Meat
Duration Cost Prereq Notes
li'l pirate costume Familiar equipment 300% Always 1 combat  
  • Requires October 2016 Mr. Store item
  • Obtain daily by defeating any pirate while Trick-or-Treating Tot familiar is active or in your terrarium
  • Item disappears at the end of the day
Synthesis: Greed Skill 300% 30 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
 
Braaaaaains Adventure 200% 10 turns   Bad Moon
Covetin' Drunk Booze 200% 20 turns Item loss, 3 drunk Level 11 Obtained from bottle of Greedy Dog
Frosty Item 200% 50 turns Item loss None
Sinuses For Miles Item 200% 10 turns Item Loss None Obtained from Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler
Let's Go Shopping! Item 150% 20 turns Item Loss None
Ask the hobo to tell you a joke Skill 100% 1 turn None/
Item Loss
200 Mys+200 Mox/
None
Enabled from Summon hobo underling or using a dinged-up triangle
Cravin' for a Ravin' Adventure 100% 5 turns   None Obtained on Path of the Mole
Kicked in the Sinuses Food 100% 50 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Fullness
None Obtained from jumping horseradish
Low on the Hog Food 100% 20 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Fullness
None Obtained from tempura cauliflower
Preternatural Greed Summoning Chamber 100% 30 Turns Item Loss None  
Trufflin' Food 100% 10 Turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Full
None Obtained from eating sea truffle
Thanksgot Thanksgetting 80% Varies Loss of Thanksgetting None At rollover, any remaining turns of Thanksgetting are converted to Thanksgot
Carrion' On Item 60% 20 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
None Obtained from glimmering buzzard feather
Black Tongue Item 50% 20 Turns Item Loss None
  • Obtained from black snowcone
  • With Leprechaun-type familiars, acts as more than +50% due to familiar weight bonus.
  • Also gives all other snowcone effects.
Braaains Adventure 50% 10 turns   Bad Moon
Broberry Brotality Booze 50% 40 turns Item loss, 3 Drunk Level 11
Cowlick AoSP skill 50% Intrinsic 1 adventure 20 Love
  • Replaces any other Hairstyle
  • Lost when the path ends
Egg-stortionary Tactics Item 50% 20 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 1 Spleen
None Obtained from black paisley oyster egg, black polka-dot oyster egg, black striped oyster egg
Greed Passive Skill 50%   Bad Moon -15% Items from Monsters
knife Weapon (1H) 50% Always   None
  • Moxie +100%
  • Item disappears at the end of the day
High-Falutin' Booze 50% 30 turns Item Loss, 2 Drunk None
LOV Earrings Accessory 50%   None
  • Item disappears at the end of the day
  • +25% Moxie Gains
  • +3 All Resist
lucky Tam O'Shanter Familiar Equipment 50%   None Cannot equip in Hardcore
lucky Tam O'Shatner Familiar Equipment 50%   None Cannot equip in Hardcore
Meteor Masquerade Outfit bonus 50% Always None None
Polka of Plenty AT Buff Skill 50% 5-15 turns 7 MP None  
Rave Nirvana Rave combos 50% 1 turn 6 MP None Obtained by using specific sequence of skills. The sequence is randomized each ascension.
Red Tongue Item 50% 20 Turns Item Loss None Obtained from red snowcone
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder (effect) AT Buff 50% 5-15 turns 50 MP Level 15
Turkey-Ambitious Booze 50% 25 turns Item loss, 1 Drunk Level 5
Dances with Tweedles The Mad Tea Party 40% 30 turns   None Obtained while wearing a hat with a name of 22 non-whitespace characters, eg filthy knitted dread sack
The Grass... Is Blue... Item 40% 20 turns Item loss None
Eyes Wide Propped Item 40% 40 turns Item loss None Obtained from Papier-mâché toothpicks
Hella Smooth Styx Pixie Buff 40% 10 turns   Bad Moon
incredibly dense meat gem Accessory 40%   None
Mayflower bouquet Familiar Equipment 40%   None
Mer-kin begsign Off-hand 40% Always   85 Mus
Winklered Mysterious Island Arena 40% 20 Turns   None Choose Bust a move after completing with rock band flyers.
Meatcleaver Weapon (2H) 35%   200 Mus Weapon Damage +100%
Meatwise Adventure 35% 20 Turns   None Obtained in Seaside Megalopolis with a Spacefleet Communicator Badge
astral longbow Weapon (2H) 30% Always   None
Can't Be a Chooser Item 30% 10 turns Item Loss None Obtained from begpwnia
Flashing Eyes Booze 30% 10 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 2 Drunk
None Obtained from white Xanadian
garbage sticker Weapon (1H) 30% Always   85 Mus
Greedy Resolve Item 30% 20 turns Item Loss None Obtained from resolution: be wealthier
Grimacite gauntlets Accessory 30%   15 Mys
ice nine Weapon (1H) 30% Always   None
Night Vision Adventure 30% 5 turns 1 Adv, Item Loss None
origami pasties Shirt 30%   Torso Awaregness
  • Febuary 2008 Mr. Store item
  • May not equip in hardcore
Pantsgiving Pants 30%   None
  • November 2013 Mr. Store item
  • May not equip in hardcore
silver cow creamer Off-hand 30% Always   85 Mys
Wasabi Sinuses Item 30% 10 turns Item Loss None
Your Cupcake Senses Are Tingling Item 30% 20 Turns Item Loss None Obtained from pink-frosted astral cupcake
Buddy Bjorn Back Item 25%   None Only with a Happy Medium, Hobo Monkey or Knob Goblin Organ Grinder in it
Coily™ Weapon (2H) 25%   200 Mox
Crown of Thrones Hat 25%   None Only with a Happy Medium, Hobo Monkey or Knob Goblin Organ Grinder in it
Grimacite galoshes Accessory 25%   17 Mys
poodle skirt Pants 25%   200 Mox
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker Item 25% 20 combat turns Item Loss   Must be attached to a scratch 'n' sniff sword or scratch 'n' sniff crossbow. Limit of 3 may be attached.
Sister Accessory Accessory 25%   None Cannot equip in Hardcore
triple barreled barrel gun Weapon (3H) 25% Always   85 Mox
  • Weapon Damage +100%
  • +10% Chance of Critical Hit
Uncle Hobo's belt Accessory 25%   200 Mys
  • +15% Mysticality
  • May not equip more than one
Worth Your Salt Item 25% 30 turns Item Loss None
Seeger's Unstoppable Banjo Weapon (2H) 23%   60 Mox The Ultimate Legendary Epic Weapon for Disco Bandits
astral trousers Pants 20% Always   None
Badger Underfoot Skill 20% 20 turns None Obtained by opening a Bag o' Tricks in combat.
Blackberry Politeness Item 20% 5-15 turns Item Loss None Obtained from blackberry polite
Buddy Bjorn Back Item 20%   None Only with one of a Attention-Deficit Demon, Casagnova Gnome, Coffee Pixie, Dancing Frog, Grouper Groupie, Hand Turkey, Hippo Ballerina, Jitterbug, Leprechaun, Mutant Cactus Bud, Obtuse Angel, Piano Cat, Psychedelic Bear in it
cozy bazooka Weapon (2H) 20% Always   85 Mox
  • Moxie +15%
  • Makes you a much better diver
Crown of Thrones Hat 20%   None Only with one of a Attention-Deficit Demon, Casagnova Gnome, Coffee Pixie, Dancing Frog, Grouper Groupie, Hand Turkey, Hippo Ballerina, Jitterbug, Leprechaun, Mutant Cactus Bud, Obtuse Angel, Piano Cat, Psychedelic Bear in it
Drapes-You-Regally Back 20% Always   250 Mox
droll monocle Accessory 20% Always   35 Mys Regenerate 2-4 MP per adventure
duct tape shirt Shirt 20%   82 Mus, Torso Awaregness Moxie +9
Sneaky Pete's leather jacket Shirt 20%   Torso Awaregness
Heart of Pink Item 20% 10 turns Item Loss None
Helping Comes Second Food 20% 30 turns
  • Item Loss
  • 4 Fullness
Level 4
Holiday Bliss Effect 20% 5-50 turns None or 2 Drunk None
Loathing Legion electric knife Off-Hand Item 20%   None Cannot equip in Hardcore
Make Meat FA$T! Clan Buff 20% 5-15 turns 400-900 Meat per member None  
natty blue ascot Accessory 20%   10 Mys  
navel ring of navel gazing Accessory 20%   None
Nimble Fingers DB Passive Skill 20%   None  
pair of plants Pants 20%   15 Mox
Sneaky Pete's leather jacket Shirt 20% Always   None
stainless steel slacks Pants 20%   30 Mox
Sticky Fingers Item 20% 10 turns Item Loss None Obtained from bag of Cheat-Os
Swimming with Sharks Item 20% 15 turns Item Loss None
The Wombat moon sign 20%   None
  • Unlocks the Gnomish Gnomad Camp
  • +10% to all Muscle Gains
Tingling Feeling Item 20% 20 turns Item Loss None
aquamariner's necklace Accessory 15%   85 Mys
Bag o' Tricks Off-Hand Item 15%   None
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip Accessory 15%   10 Mys May not equip more than one
bobble-hip hula elf doll Off-Hand Item 15%   5 Mys All Attributes +5
bottle-rocket crossbow Weapon (1H) 15%   None
cane-mail shirt Shirt 15%   Torso Awaregness
cup of infinite pencils Off-Hand Item 15%   175 Mus
  • Intrinsic Effect: Never runs out of pencils!:
  • Causes 25-30 damage every round of combat
evil flaming eyeball pendant Accessory 15%   None
ice skates Accessory 15%   None
Lens of Hatred Hat 15%   125 Mox
long-forgotten necklace Accessory 15%   85 Mys
meatspout staff Weapon (2H) 15%   45 Mus
plaid pocket square Accessory 15%   50 Mys  
pulled porquoise pendant Accessory 15%   40 Mys
  • Moxie +10
  • May not equip more than one
Radio KoL Bottle Opener Accessory 15%   None Radio prize
Spooky Putty leotard Pants 15%   None Combat Initiative +15%
sticky hand whip Weapon (1H) 15% Always   None
Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles Accessory 15% Always   None They Really Open Your Eyes
Order of the Silver Wossname Accessory 11%   85 Mys
Accordion of Jordion Weapon (2H) 10% Always   37 Mox
aquamariner's ring Accessory 10%   85 Mys
ancient turtle shell helmet Hat 10%   2 Mox
battery-powered drill Weapon (1H) 10% Always   47 Mus
  • Spell Damage +100%
  • Maximum HP/MP +50
  • +10 to Monster Level
bewitching boots Accessory 10%   65 Mys  
bitter bowtie Accessory 10%   65 Mox Slight Cold Resistance
booty chest charrrm bracelet Accessory 10%   80 Mys May not equip more than one
brazen bracelet Accessory 10%   65 Mus Slight Sleaze Resistance
Cloak of Dire Shadows Back 10%    
  • Maximum MP +40
  • All Attributes +5%
Cranberry Cordiality Item 10% 5-15 turns Item Loss None Obtained from cranberry cordial
cyber-mattock Weapon (2H) 10%   65 Mus +5% Items from Monsters
Disco Leer DB skill 10% 10 turns 10 MP None
Ellsbury's skull Off-Hand Item 10%   35 Mys +10% Items from Monsters
Expert Panhandling S Passive Skill 10%   None 15% with a saucepan as main weapon
fish bazooka Weapon (2H) 10%   85 Mox
  • Moxie +5%
  • Does extra damage on critical hit
Fortunate Resolve Item 10% 20 turns Item Loss None
Gnefarious Pickpocketing Passive Skill from Fragnk 10%   None  
gold crown Hat 10%   60 Mox
KoL Con X Treasure Map Off-hand 10% Always   None
Livin' Large An Old-Timey Radio 10% 10 turns   None  
loadstone Off-hand item 10%     None  
Material Witness A Jukebox 10% 10 turns   None Obtained by listening to Material Orc
mayfly bait necklace Accessory 10%   None
polyester panama hat Hat 10% Always   None
  • Part of the Synthetic Suit
  • +2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
  • Adds Damage to Disco Dances
porquoise necklace Accessory 10%   10 Mys
  • Moxie +4
  • May not equip more than one
ratskin belt Accessory 10%   75 Mys
  • Moxie +8
  • May not equip more than one
rusted-out shootin' iron Weapon (1H) 10% Always   35 Mus
  • Ranged Damage +50
  • Monsters will be less attracted to you.
Shagadelic Disco Banjo Weapon (2H) 10%   15 Mox
So You Can Work More... Item 10% 10 turns Item Loss None Obtained from baggie of powdered sugar
teddybear backpack Back 10%   None Disco Bandit Quest Item
Thief Among the Honorable AT Passive Skill 10%   None +5% Items from Monsters
Thrift and Grift Passive Skill 10%   None  
tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg Accessory 10%   None
toy crazy train Accessory 10%   15 Mys May not equip more than one
toy maglev monorail Accessory 10%   15 Mys May not equip more than one
toy train Accessory 10%   15 Mys May not equip more than one
Ye Olde Navy Fleece Shirt 10%   35 Mus, Torso Awaregness  
acoustic guitarrr Weapon (2H) 8%   55 Mox  
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt Shirt 7%   Torso Awaregness +7% Items from Monsters
lucky cat collar Accessory 7% Always   15 Mys May not equip more than one
lucky rabbit's foot Accessory 7%   15 Mys +7% Items from Monsters
Je Ne Sais Porquoise Item 6% 5-50 turns Item Loss None
tiny plastic hermit Accessory 6%   None  
7-ball Off-Hand Item 5%   None  
chocolate rabbit's foot Accessory 5%   0055 Mys
Grimstone Golem familiar, if in HC
fancy opera glasses Off-Hand Item 5%   10 Mys +5% Item Drops from Monsters
flamingo mallet Weapon (2H) 5%   20 Mus +4 Monster Level
flimsy clipboard Off-Hand Item (Shield) 5%   10 Mus
  • Damage Reduction: 3
Li'l Businessman Kit Familiar Equipment 5%   None
muculent machete Weapon (1H) 5%   15 Mus Muscle +2
mysterious silver lapel pin Accessory 5%   None
  • Regenerate 5-9 HP per Adventure
  • May not equip more than one
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku Accessory 5%   None
tip jar Off-Hand Item 5%   52 Mys  
Tuesday's ruby Off-Hand Item 5%   45 Mys
world's smallest violin Weapon (1H) 5%   60 Mox
tiny plastic 11 Dealer Accessory 4%   None  
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino Accessory 4%   None  
tiny plastic hobo elf Accessory 4%   None  
box-in-the-box-in-the-box Off-Hand Item 3%   None  
meat shield Off-Hand Item (Shield) 3%   15 Mus  
penguin whip Weapon (1H) 3%   None  
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth Accessory 3%   None  
tiny plastic fat stack of cash Accessory 3%   None  
tiny plastic The Man Accessory 3%   None  
white collar Accessory 3%   None Moxie +1
box-in-the-box Off-Hand Item 2%   None  
box Off-Hand Item 1%   None  
Envy Passive Skill -15%   Bad Moon +30% Items from Monsters
Big Veiny Brain Item -20% 10 turns Item loss  
Peeled Eyeballs Item -20% 10 turns Item Loss None
Mayor Ghost's sash Accessory -30% Always   100 Mys

Special

Aside from the special modifiers listed below, be aware that there are special penalties (and ways to nullify penalties) for underwater adventuring.

Source Source Type Extra
Meat
Duration Cost Prereq Notes
Amorous Avarice Item Varies 100 turns   None
ant hoe Familiar equipment +10-15   None Deals 10-12 sleaze damage in combat
ant pick Familiar equipment +10-15   None Deals 10-12 cold damage in combat
ant pitchfork Familiar equipment +10-15   None Deals 10-12 stench damage in combat
ant rake Familiar equipment +10-15   None Deals 10-12 hot damage in combat
ant sickle Familiar equipment +10-15   None Deals 10-12 spooky damage in combat
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket Shirt 1-3%   50 Mus, Torso Awaregness
  • Effect magnitude is believed to be randomized per player per ascension
  • Also has several other effects...see item entry
Emotion Sickness Item Varies 5/50 turns Item Loss, 1/3 Spleen None
fishy wand Familiar Equipment Varies   None
Hodgman's imaginary hamster Off-Hand Item Varies   200 Mys
Hodgman's garbage sticker Off-Hand Item Varies   200 Mox Converts Hobo Power to Meat drops, in a 1:1% ratio
meat vortex Combat Item Varies Instant Item Loss None
  • <= monster's base Meat drop.
  • Use from inventory causes a loss of Meat.
Mer-kin hookspear Weapon (1H) Varies   85 Mus
Sweet Heart Item Varies 5 Turns Item Loss None
Buy! Sell! Buy! Sell! Varies 100 turns Item Loss None *Obtained from Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide
  • Bonus is 200% - 2X%, where X is the number of turns remaining
Lasagmbie Pasta Guardians Varies 10 summons per day   None The bonus is 100% + 10% x its level.
stinky cheese eye Accessory Varies   None
  • The bonus starts at 0 and goes up to 20% based on the day's usage of stinky cheese items.
  • Has an equivalent item drop bonus.
Polka Face Item Varies 10 Turns Item Loss None *Obtained from Polka Pop
  • Bonus is 5% x your current level Meat from Monsters and Items from Monsters (up to a maximum of 55%).
Thanksgetting Food 80%-400% 20 Turns
  • Item Loss
  • 2 Fullness
None
The Sea Location -25% - -200%   None Penalty depends upon pressure.

Familiars

A number of familiars produce extra Meat during or after combat based on the familiar's weight. A full listing of familiars that increase or produce Meat is maintained in two sections of the familiars article. Meat-gaining familiars fall into several different types:

  • Leprechaun-type: A Leprechaun-type familiar augments how much meat a monster drops. A 20-pound Leprechauns increases meat by roughly 100%, with additional pounds giving diminishing returns. The Hobo Monkey is a "super leprechaun," acting as if it were a leprechaun of 1.25 times the monkey's effective weight. A Mad Hatrack with the right hat can act as high as an 8.00 Leprechaun, but with a severe weight cap. The Urchin Urchin functions as a normal Leprechaun both above and underwater.
  • Cocoabo-type: The Cocoabo, Stocking Mimic, Feather Boa Constrictor, and Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot all can produce meat during the first 10 rounds of combat. The NPZR has the best formula for meat, but the Stocking Mimic can reach a much higher weight. Each of these familiars has other functions as well.
  • Hanukkimbo Dreidl: The Hanukkimbo Dreidl can also produce meat during combat, but using a different formula: 1 to 3 times its weight. This formula has a much lower return than the Cocoabo familiars.
  • Fuzzy Dice: The Fuzzy Dice can also produce meat during combat if it rolls a 10. Regardless of weight, it gives 10 meat, and should be viewed as a negligible source of Meat. It is not included in the table below.
  • Tam-o-shanters: The lucky Tam O'Shanter/lucky Tam O'Shatner gives a 50% bonus to meat dropped at the end of combat.
  • Fire ant tools: The swarm of fire ants sometimes drops an ant tool that you can equip to any familiar. The ant rake, ant hoe, ant pitchfork, ant pick and ant sickle all increase the amount of Meat a monster drops by 10-15 Meat. These items don't increase the Meat from monsters without a Meat drop at all.

NPZR Nerf: In order to cut down on the exploitation of the NPZR's Meat-producing mechanic, both the NPZR and Cocoabo were adjusted, and no longer produce Meat from round 10 and after. (The Stocking Mimic was introduced well after this nerf.)

Familiar
Weight
Hobo Monkey Leprechaun-Type
Familiars
Cocoabo
Familiar
Dreidl
Familiar
NPZR
Familiar
73 lbs 318.19% 266.73% 222-380 1-219 331-562
68 lbs 300.75% 252.31% 207-355 1-204 309-525
65 lbs 290.2% 243.58% 198-340 1-195 295-502
60 lbs 272.45% 228.89% 183-315 1-180 273-465
55 lbs 254.48% 214% 168-290 1-165 250-427
50 lbs 236.26% 198.88% 153-265 1-150 228-390
45 lbs 217.74% 183.5% 138-240 1-135 205-352
40 lbs 198.88% 167.81% 123-215 1-120 183-315
35 lbs 179.61% 151.75% 108-190 1-105 160-277
30 lbs 159.83% 135.24% 93-165 1-90 138-240
25 lbs 139.42% 118.16% 78-140 1-75 115-202
20 lbs 118.16% 100.33% 63-115 1-60 93-165
15 lbs 95.73% 81.45% 48-90 1-45 70-127
10 lbs 71.44% 60.9% 33-65 1-30 48-90
5 lbs 43.58% 37.17% 18-40 1-15 25-52
1 lb 13.08% 10.83% 6-20 1-3 7-22

Equipment

The Mer-kin hookspear currently gives 15-25% (or 25-35% underwater) of a monster's base meat drop on the first critical hit of a combat.

Dressing Up
Maximizing

Mus · Mys · Mox · HP · MP · WDmg · SDmg · Init
DA · DR · Res · FightStats · ML · Items · Meat · HP Regen · MP Regen
Adv · PvP · Fam Wt · Crit · Diving

Modifiers

Mus · Mys · Mox · HP · MP · WDmg · SDmg · Init
DA · DR · Res · FightStats · ML · Items · Meat · HP Regen · MP Regen
Adv · PvP · Fam Wt · Crit


PrismDmg · RDmg · SCrit · Fumb · Stun · Passive Dmg
MP Cost · Spell Elts · Combat% · Hobo · Smith · Poison
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