Meat Sources

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Here's a comprehensive list of everything in the game that gives meat. Meat obtained from monsters and normal adventures are not included in this list.

Source	Source Type		Cost	Prereq	Notes
A White Lie	Adventure	5000		Opened The Road to the White Citadel	Bad Moon only Also get Maid Disservice (10 adventures)
Mt. McLargeHuge Quest reward	Quest Reward	5000	Quest Completion	Level 8	Obtained at The L33t Tr4pz0r's C4b1n
The Organic Produce Stand	Quest Reward	4000-5000	Quest Completion	Level 12	Can be collected daily Available after exterminating the Filthworms during the Mysterious Island Quest
The Beaten-Senseless Man's Hand	Adventure	4000			Bad Moon only Also get Beaten Up (10 adventures) Lose MP
duct tape wallet	Item	2600-3600	Item Loss
chest of the Bonerdagon	Item	3000	Item Loss	Quest Completion	Reward for defeating the Bonerdagon Also gives 150 Beefiness, Mysteriousness, & Smarm
Onna Stick	Adventure	3000		Opening the Boss Bat's Lair in Bad Moon	Bad Moon only Also get Affronted Decency (10 adventures)
Flowers For (Familiar Name)	Adventure	2000		Returned bitchin' meatcar to guild in Bad Moon	Bad Moon only Also get Duhhh (10 adventures) Lose MP
An Exotic Hanging Meat Orchid	Rumpus Room Furnishing	1350-1650			Can only be used once per day Can only be used outside of hardcore and ronin
meat globe	Item	1500	Item Loss		Reward for taking 12 trips at The Shore, Inc. Also gives 100 Beefiness, Mysteriousness, & Smarm
Legendary Epic Weapon Quest reward	Quest Reward	1000	Quest Start	Mainstat 12	Obtained at the class Guild Hall
A Potted Meat Tree	Rumpus Room Furnishing	900-1100			Can only be used once per day Can only be used outside of hardcore and ronin
This Doesn't Look Like Candy Mountain	Adventure	1000		Completed Spooky Forest quest	Bad Moon only Also get Missing Kidney
cursed piece of thirteen	Item	500-1000	Item Loss		Fight a scary pirate instead 33% of the time (coin is not consumed)
ancient vinyl coin purse	Item	650-750	Item Loss
old leather wallet	Item	400-600	Item Loss
old coin purse	Item	450-550	Item Loss
golden ring	Combat Item	500	Item Loss		Meat is only obtained when used against a gaudy pirate
Spooky Forest Quest reward	Quest Reward	500	Quest Completion	Level 2	Obtained from The Council of Loathing
The Wizard of Ego quest reward	Quest Reward	500	Partial Quest Completion	Mainstat 11	Obtained at the class Guild Hall upon retrieving Fernswarthy's key
Warm Subject gift certificate	Item	400-500	Item Loss		Gives a goth kid t-shirt instead on the first use (per ascension) with the Torso Awaregness skill
black pension check	Item	400-450	Item Loss
black plastic oyster egg	Combat Item	300-400	Item Loss
briefcase	Item	300	Item Loss		Gives a fat stacks of cash instead 50% of the time
Dolphin King's Map Quest reward	Quest Reward	150	Quest Completion
Penultimate Fantasy chest	Item	100-200	Item Loss		Also gives 2-5 cocoa eggshell fragments, phonics downs, scrolls of drastic healing, soft green echo eyedrop antidotes, super-spiky hair gels and tiny houses
Orcish meat locker	Item	90-110	Item Loss		Requires a rusty metal key to open.
meat vortex	Item/Combat Item	1-X	Item Loss		Meat is only gained when used in combat against monster who drop meat. Meat gained ranges from 1 to the maximum amount of Meat the monster drops before any bonuses are applied.
Hell ramen	Food	20-25	Item Loss	Level 6
stale baguette	Food	-5-8	Item Loss
meat vortex	Item/Combat Item	-56-100	Item Loss		Meat is only lost when used from inventory.
chaos butterfly	Item/Combat Item	-100-500 or +100-500	Item Loss		Meat is only gained or loss from inventory. May instead raise or lower stats.
668 scroll	Item	-main stat to -10*main stat or +1*main stat-10*main stat	Item Loss		Has other possible effects