Mean drunk duck
|Mean drunk duck|
|Locations||The Shady Thicket, McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War)|
|Monster Parts||head, leg, torso, wing|
This duck, after having been driven into the Shady Thicket, apparently stumbled onto Farmer McMillicancuddy's still. And apparently it had a bad day before that point, or it's got innate violent tendencies that only come out when it drinks, because it is pretty comprehensively enraged right now.
Let's hope it doesn't focus its rage on y-... Oh well. You ready yourself for a brawl.
It latches onto you with its bill and doesn't let go, even when it starts vomiting. Urgh. Oof! Oof! Ooh! Argh! Ouch! Oof! (sleaze damage)
It takes a swing at you with one wing, and somehow manages to connect. Ugh! Oof! Eek! Oof! Ugh! Ouch!
It smashes the neck off a bottle and slashes you with it. Who knew a bottleneck could hurt so much! Ow! Ugh! Eek! Argh! Oof! Ooh! Eek!
It kicks you with one of its web feet, just because it doesn't like your face! Argh! Ow! Argh! Argh! Eek! Ow!
It flaps its way unsteadily into the air, then divebombs your head. That attack probably hurt the duck as much as it hurt you, but the duck's in no condition to feel pain. Argh! Ouch! Ouch! Argh!
It starts to snap at you with its bill, but has to stop to vomit.
It tries to slash you with a broken bottle, but it's seeing double and slashes at the wrong you.
It starts to kick you with one of its web feet, but ends up tipping over.
It takes a swing at you with a wing, but doesn't even wing you.
It flaps unsteadily into the air, tries to divebomb your head, and ends up piledriving itself into the ground. Remember kids, don't drink and fly. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 160-240 Meat (average: 200, stdev: 16.73)*|
|You acquire an item: bottle of vodka (19.5% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: bottle of tequila (20.9% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: bottle of whiskey (21.0% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: duct tape (4.5% chance)*|
|You gain 45 <substat>.|