Me4t begZ0r
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 You're fighting a me4t begZ0rCud sum1 giv me meat plz? ne1?
Hit Message(s):
He meatplzes all over your <foot>. Ew, that's going to leave a stain. Ouch! Argh! Eek! (bad spelling damage)
He annoys you in the <lower back>. Eek! Ow! Ugh! (bad spelling damage)
He begz0rz you until you smack yourself in the face just to have something else to think about. Ooh! Argh! Oof!
Critical Hit Message:
You suddenly find yourself surrounded by a group of me4t begz0rs, all of them pleading for your spare meat. You collapse on the ground and writhe in pain. Oof! Argh! Oof! (bad spelling damage)
Miss Message(s):
He tries to meatplz you, but you hide your meat in your closet.
He tries to annoy you in the <leg>, but you shout him down.
He tries to begz0r you again, but you cover your ears.
Fumble Message:
He gets on his knees, makes puppy-dog eyes, and begz0rz with all his might. You remind yourself that tough love is the only way to deal with unruly begz0rz, and resolve to ignore him until he stops.
Occurs at The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm.
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