McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade
Every year, McLeod's brewery comes up with a thoroughly disgusting novelty flavor for nerds to dare each other to drink. There was a "Burnt Popcorn" one a couple years back, and last year's was "Whatever Is On a Human Head That Makes Those Stains on a Couch or Pillow."
Thankfully, this year Mcleod's has gone with the zeitgeist and made a drinkable version of everyone's favorite anything, haggis, combined with everyone's other favorite thing, booze.
Type: booze (decent)
Level required: 2
Selling Price: 5 Meat.
(In-game plural: bottles of McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade)