Maybe It's a Sexy Snake!
You're approached from behind (huh huh) by a sleazy-looking (what a surprise!) hobo, who taps you on the shoulder.
"Hey, buddy," he says, "you wanna see somethin' sexy? I've got it right here. In my pants. Only 5 nickels."
"I... uh..." you stammer...
(You currently have X hobo nickels.)
|Take a Chance? (5 hobo nickels)|
- With 5 hobo nickels:
You hand over the nickels, and he reaches into his pocket and pulls out what looks like a playing card. He winks and hands it to you.
|You acquire an item: lewd playing card|
- Without 5 hobo nickels:
You can't afford to see anything sexy right now. It's probably just as well.
|No... no... really. No thanks.|
You slowly back away from the hobo.
- Unlike usual ignorable choice adventures, skipping does consume an adventure.