Mammon the Elephant
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|Mammon the Elephant|
|Locations||The Glacier of Jerks|
With his monocle polished and suit freshly pressed,
Mammon the Elephant sits on his nest,
With a huge pile of eggs that he's stolen and hoarded,
Through greedy and wicked deeds still unrecorded.
He won't hear a "who," or a "why," or a "what?"
He'll only say, "look how much more I have got!"
So please don't bother asking for one with your best beg,
This elephant won't ever part with a nest egg.
"A person's a person, no matter how small!"
He says, stomping you flat so you're not very tall.
A bellowing blast from his trunk, like a trumpet,
Leaves you just as deaf as a raspberry crumpet.
He tosses an egg with an aim sharp and true,
It pains me to say, but the yolk is on you.
He pelts you with eggs, 'til you're covered in yolk,
Which is funny, except for the limbs you just broke.
|You acquire an item: avarice stone|
- Each round Mammon the Elephant hits you his damage is doubled.
- Each time you hit Mammon with a dangerous jerkcicle the damage from the previous use will increase (1 to 2 to 4 to 16 to 256 to 65,536). Attacking him with 6 will deal enough damage to end the fight.
- Funkslinging dangerous jerkcicles is highly recommended.
- If you fail to kill Mammon, he will reappear without going through the appropriate non-combat adventures again.