Malevolent hair clog
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 You're fighting a malevolent hair clogAs you enter the Spookyraven Manor bathroom, you notice a strange gurgling noise coming from the shower drain. You draw back the curtain to investigate, and a wriggling, slimy column of hair erupts from the drain, forming a vaguely human shape in midair.
It floats toward you, glistening and dripping
Hit Message(s):
It slaps you wetly in the <arse> with a hairy pseudopod. Ugh! Ugh! Oof!
It wraps a moist tendril around your neck and squeezes. It hurts, and it's gross. Ooh! Ow! Ow!
It wraps your legs up in a mass of tangled hair. You trip and hit your <arse> on the toilet. Argh! Oof! Ugh!
Critical Hit Message:
It wraps around your entire body, enveloping you in a foul, wet, hairy cocoon. You find it hard to breathe, let alone turn into a butterfly. Ugh! Oof! Ouch! Oof!
Miss Message(s):
It reaches for you with a knotted tendril, but you grab a hairbrush from a nearby vanity and brush it out before it can hurt you.
It tries to slap you, but you're not gonna get slapped around by any Tom, Dick or hairy monster that wanders by.
It tries to get up in your grill, but you kick it in one of its hairballs and it doubles over in pain.
Fumble Message:
It tries to grab you with a hairy appendage, but ends up getting it all tangled up in the rings of the shower curtain.
Occurs at The Haunted Bathroom.
References
- The fumble message mentioning Tom, Dick, and 'Hairy' are referring to the names of the tunnels dug by POWs escaping from a German camp in the Second World War, chronicled by the film The Great Escape.
- The same fumble message may also refer to the song "Tom, Dick, or Harry" from the musical Kiss Me, Kate.
- This monster may be a reference to images of hair from Ju-on: The Grudge or its American remake The Grudge.
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