|2008: We've got some crappy Crimbo cards for sale in the Store of Loathing. Also, closeout sale on Disco Bandit T-Shirts. Also, we're almost out of Feelies Packs, so act soon if you want one. Also, the deadline for guaranteed Christmas delivery is fast approaching. Also... no, I guess that was everything.
2008: Pastamancers now recover some MP when they eat pasta.
2008: The redemption prize for the haiku dungeon cereal boxtops is now implemented. Whee!
2008: Inventory is now split into Melee and Ranged weapons by default, and the related option has been removed from the account menu.
2006: Random interface upgrade: A small timer will now appear on the left side of the screen when it is less than 30 minutes 'til rollover.
2006: Numbered ascension tattoos should now be ordered correctly on the Manage Tattoos page.
2005: The temporal rifts are beginning to close...
2005: The Distant Woods temporal rift closed.
2004: The Council has unveiled its plan for dealing with the Mob Penguin menace, and has taken up a new collection towards that end.
Also, be sure and tune in to 120 Minutes of Dada with Mr. Skullhead and Jick, this evening at 7PM MST on Radio KoL
2003: The Goblin King has undergone a minor rewrite. You can kill him again.