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The Enchanted Flying Oyster came last night and hid his magical eggs all over the Kingdom!

Grab a basket at the General Store and go egg-hunting!

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News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

KoL fans are probably familiar with Jick, Riff and HotStuff from the KoL podcasts and various forum postings and item descriptions - but did you know that there's another member of Asymmetric Publications? Chris CDMoyer Moyer serves as the kingdom's overlord of player versus player combat and also the key programmer behind many of the game's systems. This week, we salute CDMoyer, the often-unsung hero of much of the game, with this newspost and by displaying all Wiki text in comic sans, CDMoyer's favourite font.

If you hate fun, you can opt out of the week of comic sans by visiting your CSS Userpage Special:Mypage/vector.css and adding the line *{ font-family: Verdana; } but beware: you will be known as a fun-hater. More news

Today's Featured Article:

Gnomish Gnomads' Camp

The Gnomish Gnomads' Camp is located within the Desert Beach, but only those who ascend under certain Zodiac signs are allowed to visit. It is home to some very helpful gnomes and a valued part of the Kingdom with a few post-apocalyptic locales. Fragnk, the Regnaissance Gnome is willing to teach gnomish skills, including the awaregness of a certain part of the body. Gnomes possess an affinity for building sophisticated machinery, and Gnorman, the Supertinker can assemble technological wonders and anachronistic robots for any visitors. Adventurers travel from far and wide to a Gnomish bar for both locally brewed booze and other cheap drinks.

After NS13, the gnomes opened up some new areas of their camp, including an endless source of irritation called The Annoy-o-Tron 5000, and Gno-Mart, which sells both South of The Border imports and bottles of different sizes containing acids that dissolve pork elf gems.

Today in KoL History:

2010: April's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store.

2010: Recent familiars have been added to the doppelshifter/wardrobe rotation, and that code has been rewritten to be more efficient.

2009: The code for automatically triggering KoL holidays has finally been completely standardized.

2008: April's Item-of-the-Salad is now available in Mr. Store.

2008: The rewards for retrieving Yossarian's tools are now zappable into one another.

2008: Various punctuation marks are now usable in candy hearts: , @ # $ ^ > * ' " = + - / \ & ( ) : ;

2007: April's Item-of-the-Day... er... Month is in Mr. Store.

Also, click here to check out our exclusive sneak preview of NS13 content. It's exciting!

2006: April's Item of the Month is now available in Mr. Store. If you try to get to the site you will be interupted by sitepimp any of the links but one of them gets to the dev server.

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