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News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

KoL fans are probably familiar with Jick, Riff and HotStuff from the KoL podcasts and various forum postings and item descriptions - but did you know that there's another member of Asymmetric Publications? Chris CDMoyer Moyer serves as the kingdom's overlord of player versus player combat and also the key programmer behind many of the game's systems. This week, we salute CDMoyer, the often-unsung hero of much of the game, with this newspost and by displaying all Wiki text in comic sans, CDMoyer's favourite font.

If you hate fun, you can opt out of the week of comic sans by visiting your CSS Userpage Special:Mypage/vector.css and adding the line *{ font-family: Verdana; } but beware: you will be known as a fun-hater. More news

Today's Featured Article:

Mr. Accessory

A Mr. Accessory (often referred to as a Mr. A) is brought into the world when someone donates $10 or more to the support and maintenance of Kingdom of Loathing. Once in the game, it can be used as an accessory that gives +15 to all attributes. Even more importantly, Mr. Accessories can be used to purchase items from Mr. Store, such as unique familiars, one-of-a-kind skills, and distinctive equipment.

Mr. Family includes the kids, Mr. Accessory Jr. and Sister Accessory, ne'er-do-well brother Uncle Buck, rich old Golden Mr. Accessory, Canadian cousin Mr. Eh?, the late Ms. Accessory, and Mr. Accessory's erstwhile nemesis, Mr. Exploiter.

Learn more at Mr. Accessory.

Today in KoL History:

2008: Fixed a bug that was causing some intrinsic effects to persist through ascension.

2008: To avoid (or possibly cause) confusion, the Tome of Transcendent Olfaction has been renamed to the Manual of Transcendent Olfaction.

2006: Ultra-rares, everywhere! Okay, not really. The various ultra rare dropping monsters appear with a much higher frequency today... but when defeated, give just an image of their associated ultra-rare item, followed by a 'Fatal error: Call to undefined function giveitem() in /var/www/virtuals/ on line 5035'.

Also, The Spectral Pickle Factory appeared... in the The Distant Woods. You can't click it there. You can find it invisible in the plains where it normally is.

Finally, going to the KoL website takes you instead to a web page that says that was purchased by Clicking on any of the links on this page (particularly the 'April Fools Gag' link) takes you to the KoL login screen.

2005: In an effort to increase revenue, a small number of tasteful and unobtrusive advertisements have been added to the site.

The way stat gains from fights are calculated has been changed to scale a little bit more smoothly as the monsters you're fighting go up in power. The net effect is a slight increase in gains, overall.

2004: Here we are now, on the new server. There might be some unexpected turbulence. So buckle your safety belts, because if there's one thing the human body is not built to withstand, it's unexpected turbulence.

The server will have to be referred to by IP address for a few days.

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