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February 3, 2015 Carlvember 2, Year 46 3 days until Mysticality

The new Item of the Month is in Mr. Store!
Go get your bottle of lovebug pheromoness today!

News of the Kingdom from Coldfront: January KoL Update Bonanza With the new year comes many new improvements to the game! The first is the Item of the Month for January 2015, theChateau Mantegna room key. This item allows you to access a special suite in the big mountains that serves as an upgraded campground, providing improved versions of many of the same perks. For discussion of the IotM, see the official forum thread. A new season of PvP has also begun. This season's theme is ice, so the minis revolve around the cold. The Naughty Sorceress Quest has been entirely revamped. While specifics are still being spaded, there is a forum thread (forums.kingdomofloathing.com/vb/showthread.php?p=4707998) to discuss this as well. Finally (and perhaps most controversially) the main game's ascension format has been changed. No more is the so-called Type69 restriction applied only to challenge paths, now it applies to standard ascensions as well. There is a new set of gear akin to stainless steel, Porcelain, to be earned in this new style of ascension. The old style is still available, but will not be eligible for leaderboard spots. To discuss this change, there is yet another forum thread (forums.kingdomofloathing.com/vb/showthread.php?t=212575). KoL is moving forward in the new year. What will happen next? read more...… Today's Featured Article: edit  Common adventurers waste their time in a sorry little rumpus room, but not you! You're smarter than that! You've worked it out. You've received an invitation to your clan's luxurious VIP Lounge! Come in, wash the stink of the common adventurer off in the shower, go for a dip in the pool, then relax in the hot tub. We know that you're extremely busy, so get some work done at the fax machine before challenging the other VIPs to a game of billiards. And, of course, you're so very important that we can't help but buy you Crimbo presents all year 'round. New furniture is supplied occasionally by the fine people at Mr. Store; when this happens, that's your chance to grab the key to the good life. Read more at Clan VIP Lounge. Today in KoL History: edit  2007: Candy Hearts can now be sent (as box-of-sunshine-style gift packages) to players in Ronin and Hardcore. 2006: We're testing some stuff after rollover tonight, so it'll run a little bit long. Probably no more than 30 minutes. 2004: Chat channels have been implemented. Everyone starts in the 'newbie' channel, but you can open up the 'normal' and 'trade' channels by visiting the Altar on the Right Side of the Tracks. Use the chat help command (/?) for information on how to move between channels.

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