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The Enchanted Flying Oyster came last night and hid his magical eggs all over the Kingdom!

Grab a basket at the General Store and go egg-hunting!

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Today's Featured Article:

Get on board!

As pleasant as life in the Kingdom of Loathing is, it's nice to get away sometimes!

The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency

Even on an adventurer's salary, The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency can help you plan a great getaway, if you can spare the time. They have destinations for

types alike, and you even get some scrip to spend while you're relaxing! Wow! Also, the chance of being repeatedly knocked unconscious on your trip is very small.

Elemental International Airport

Now, if traveling by boat with funny looking foreigners isn't your thing, you'll need to get on board at Elemental International Airport! Air travel isn't for the unwashed masses - you can charter a plane to one of five elemental destinations, allowing you unlimited trips, or you can purchase a one-day-pass at the mall for a brief visit.

Once there, you can deal with the locals, but strangely, they don't accept Meat as currency - they only take their own funny money.

Pen-Pal

Travel not your thing? Some people have enjoyed having a pen pal in the Distant Lands, for a taste of the exotic without the inconvenience of travel.



So enjoy your trip, but come home soon! The Kingdom misses you!

Today in KoL History:

2006: KMail timestamps now include the year during which you received a given KMail.

2006: The meatcar quest has been altered slightly -- it is now impossible to go to Desert Beach unless your guild has unlocked it for you.

2004: Some changes last night -- you can now purchase items from the Mall in quantity. You can also now disband a clan if you're the only person left in it.

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