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Happy July! The July 2009 Item of the Month is now available in Mr. Store! The Bag o' Tricks seems to be the new-old reissue of the Bottle-Rocket Crossbow from a few Julys ago, sharing many of the same enchantments. Here's the rundown: +10% Item Drops from Monsters +15% Meat Drops from Monsters Regenerate 10-12 MP per Adventure +50% Spell Damage Additionally, just like Felix the Cat, you can reach into your bag o' tricks and pull out something fantastic. Whether it's a buff that grants +20% meat drops or an extension to the duration of your active buffs, this item is quite the powerhouse! For more information check the wiki page or the forums thread.

Crossbows are weapons that can be found throughout the Kingdom. They are primarily used by Disco Bandits and Accordion Thieves since, like other ranged weapons, they use Moxie instead of Muscle to determine whether or not they hit an opponent. Furthermore, since crossbows are ranged weapons, the skill Disco Fever will add 1 damage per player level when using a crossbow.

Crossbows come in many different flavors, including meat, asbestos and stick figure bits. There is even a unique crossbow in the Kingdom. And if that wasn't enough, if you journey to the center of your mind you might find a Cerebral Crossbow with elemental power the likes of which have never been seen.

See a list of crossbows at Category:Crossbows.

2008: Giant sandworms now have drops, including a cool and rare new item. He who controls it controls the universe!

2008: The "%miscadventuretext" bug in the description of a certain choice adventure has been fixed.

2008: That, uhh, thing, the one that wasn't enabled for the 4th of July this year? It's enabled now.

2007: Fixed the bug where your guild leader would not recognize that you had completed your epic weapon. If this is still happening to you, log out and back in and try again.

2006: It's Tuesday, and what a Tuesday it is! The next stage of Riff's Guild Quest project has been rolled out, along with some changes to the zone it involves.

Enjoy!

2005: I made some cosmetic changes to the trade system, which ought to make things a little less confusing.

2004: The burrito bug from yesterday has been fixed -- thanks to everybody who reported it.

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