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News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

January KoL Update Bonanza

With the new year comes many new improvements to the game! The first is the Item of the Month for January 2015, theChateau Mantegna room key. This item allows you to access a special suite in the big mountains that serves as an upgraded campground, providing improved versions of many of the same perks. For discussion of the IotM, see the official forum thread. A new season of PvP has also begun. This season's theme is ice, so the minis revolve around the cold. The Naughty Sorceress Quest has been entirely revamped. While specifics are still being spaded, there is a forum thread ( to discuss this as well. Finally (and perhaps most controversially) the main game's ascension format has been changed. No more is the so-called Type69 restriction applied only to challenge paths, now it applies to standard ascensions as well. There is a new set of gear akin to stainless steel, Porcelain, to be earned in this new style of ascension. The old style is still available, but will not be eligible for leaderboard spots. To discuss this change, there is yet another forum thread ( KoL is moving forward in the new year. What will happen next?

Today's Featured Article:


Player vs Player (PvP) has a special niche in KoL and a memorable history. PvP is completely voluntary, but if you're ready to club your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women, then go ahead and smash that hippy stone! You can steal phat loot, pretty flowers, and even your opponent's dignity. If you like it, you'll want to pick more and more fights. Even hardcore ascenders can benefit from the spoils of battle.

Before entering the world of PvP, it's good to buff your stats because you will be measuring them against those of your enemies. However, to succeed, you must master a bewildering array of minigames - players have been tasked to eat a balanced diet, belong to a slimy clan, kill rats, and spend time underwater and in the basement, among other things.

Attacking other players rewards you with swagger, which can be spent at The Swagger Shop in Huggler Memorial Colosseum, which is where it all goes down. If you win enough, your name will be placed on the leaderboards in the Hall of Champions!

Learn more at PvP

Today in KoL History:

2009: February's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store.

2008: There's no longer a stupid comma inside the stupid parentheses when you use a stupid Knob Goblin firecracker.

2006: The autosale interface has been changed to a checkbox-driven interface. (If you liked the old one, you can use your account menu to get it back.)

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