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News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

A new year is here, and with it, two new sets of Standard gear have rolled: the Wicker Wear and the Bakelite Brigandine for Normal and Hardcore ascensions, respectively. The rewards from 2015, though promised to be obtainable in a new way, have yet to surface. Of note is that at long last, The Smith's Tome has left Standard, and thus players will have to actually try in order to post fast ascensions. Along with the new year also comes the new Item of the Month: the X-32-F snowman crate allows you to access a new zone in The Big Mountains called The Snojo. All of these changes herald another interesting year for KoL - what are your New Year's resolutions?

Today's Featured Article:

One Chroner

Time in the Kingdom has never flowed quite smoothly, but nowhere is that more true than in The Time-Twitching Tower. It appeared after an alien, uh, "invasion", and it has flung adventurers though the timestream to timeplaces such as the Stone Age, the Roaring '20s, Ancient Rome, and the Apocalyptic Future.

While the Tower is open, you can part the veil of reality as well as time, and watch Jick and friends do development, LIVE! Twitch your way across the internet to join.

Much like its spiritual siblings, The Spectral Pickle Factory and The Traveling Trader, none may know the hour of its coming and going, except that it's usually about once every month or two, on the weekend, and they announce it about two weeks before hand. So there's that.

Read more about chroner-making opportunities at Twitch Livestream World Event!

Today in KoL History:

2008: Happy Valentine's Day!

2007: Entangling Noodles have been changed -- they now bind the monster up for a number of rounds, preventing it from attacking you.

Also, Disco Bandits can now chain their dance/poke/stab skills together for various neat effects in combat.

2006: The long-awaited leaflet revamp has gone live! If you were in the middle of or had finished the old leaflet, you've been reset -- happy Valentine's Day, I guess. Thanks go to Riff for the awesome new rewrite.

Also, Happy Valentine's Day! There are some new goodies in the Gift Shop in Market Square to mark the occasion.

2006: There is no longer a notification when (or if) you find everything in the Strange Leaflet. (This is on purpose.) Also, the "GO" command works again in the leaflet.

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