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Tired of normal adventuring with non-irradiated monsters and completely not mutated organs? Check out the Fall 2016 challenge path Nuclear Autumn, where constant radiation, a greatly decreased appetite and thirst, and mutant monsters will challenge experienced players. You'll have special skills to use, and each run adds on to your new home...who knows what's at the very bottom?
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Today's Featured Article:

Rodoric, the Staffcrafter

Chefstaves are powerful weapons for spell casters, increasing spell damage by as much as 250%, regenerating MP, and doing nifty stuff when you jiggle them! These mystical tools aren't just for anyone - only a well equipped Sauceror, a highly skilled Pastamancer, or an Avatar of Jarlsberg (the Mage of Mages, the Sage of Sages, the Gratuitously Mystical) can channel their powers.

Rodoric, the Staffcrafter can craft many chefstaves for Saucerors and Pastamancers, but he doesn't work for free, though - you'll need to provide him with the crafting materials, a snack, and a drink. If you don't want to deal with Rodoric, there's a few other places to get staves. And Jarlsberg didn't trust any staff he didn't craft himself.

Today in KoL History:

2008: A fourth type of PvP attack has been introduced. Where the original three stances pick three tuned stat challenges and four minigames for the PvP contest, the new "Ballyhoo" stance will pick a random buffed stat, a random raw stat, and five minigames.

2007: The Palindome has been given a minor facelift, and the monsters in it have been significantly raised in power.

2003: Today we add The Meatsmith. (Der Fleischschmidt.) Buy stuff, craft stuff.

2003: The Flea Market is now complete. You can get there from town.

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