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News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

Summer is here, and what better way to spend the dog days than in a One Crazy Random Summer run? The new Summer 2015 challenge path causes monsters tochange in inexplicable ways. Some may be drunk, others shy and still others... turgid. Each class has a unique reward for completing the path, so collectors will need to run this path at least six times (but not necessarily in-season). The leaderboards are somewhat different too, awarding players for having the "Funestest" run. As usual, the Forums of Loathing are discussing the new mechanics and strategies in-depth in the official discussion thread!

Today's Featured Article:

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Player vs Player (PvP) has a special niche in KoL and a memorable history. PvP is completely voluntary, but if you're ready to club your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women, then go ahead and smash that hippy stone! You can steal phat loot, pretty flowers, and even your opponent's dignity. If you like it, you'll want to pick more and more fights. Even hardcore ascenders can benefit from the spoils of battle.

Before entering the world of PvP, it's good to buff your stats because you will be measuring them against those of your enemies. However, to succeed, you must master a bewildering array of minigames - players have been tasked to eat a balanced diet, belong to a slimy clan, kill rats, and spend time underwater and in the basement, among other things.

Attacking other players rewards you with swagger, which can be spent at The Swagger Shop in Huggler Memorial Colosseum, which is where it all goes down. If you win enough, your name will be placed on the leaderboards in the Hall of Champions!

Learn more at PvP

Today in KoL History:

2006: There was a problem with the monster crit/fumble code that was making it happen too often. Each should now happen a little more than half as often as it was for the last day.

2005: The cheap wind-up clock was added to the Smacketeria in The Brotherhood of the Smackdown.

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