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January 5, 2018 Porktober 5, Year 57 Mysticality day today

The new Item of the Month is in Mr. Store!
Go get your January's Garbage Totes (unopened) today!

News of the Kingdom from Coldfront: Are you tired of existing in a 10x10 cubic room? Do you want to absorb more than just what manner of creatures stumble into your domain? Go out there, absorb items, learn skills and acquire effects on the road to becoming human! Don't be square, try Spring 2017's challenge path, Gelatinous Noob! Don't forget to share your memories with other blobventurers on the forum thread! read more...… Coldfront KoL developer feedrss 2018 Standard ascension CDMoyer: Heh, it's funny, because a complaint that we'd heard for quite a while was it was annoying and fiddly how many familiars you had to take out for X turns each day and constantly swap out. Current Assignment (for Episode #316): Everything Is Going To Be Ok Jick: It's an itch zine. Episode 315 Show Notes Jick: On the Beach: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Beach_(1959_film) Spleen items no longer give adventures CDMoyer: So, I've seen reports of making at least 3 or 4 times this just using free fights, in a day. (there's a lot more ways to get free fights) (also, that number was even higher before the recent OCRS... Spleen items no longer give adventures CDMoyer: So, the basic argument would be... a couple fold? Today's Featured Article: edit  This is the council that runs the Kingdom of Loathing, waiting for a brave adventurer that will free King Ralph XI. The council gives the adventurers different quests and eventually will ask them to free the king. Apart from regular quests that involves cleaning the kindom, you may also get additional quests. Get ordered around by The Council of Loathing here. read more...… Today in KoL History: edit  2005: A much-requested feature has finally been added - the ability to have more than one Custom Outfit. Knock yourselves out.

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