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News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

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Tired of normal adventuring with non-irradiated monsters and completely not mutated organs? Check out the Fall 2016 challenge path Nuclear Autumn, where constant radiation, a greatly decreased appetite and thirst, and mutant monsters will challenge experienced players. You'll have special skills to use, and each run adds on to your new home...who knows what's at the very bottom?

Today's Featured Article:

Uncle Crimbo

Merry Crimbo, everyone! Crimbo is a special time of year - well, time of three and a half years - which is observed by every single adventurer in the Kingdom. Traditional Crimbo rituals include receiving presents, eating candy, union busting, succumbing to amnesia and travelling through time, getting assimilated by aliens, mutating, busting kneecaps for the Mafia, working at a soul-crushing office job, supplying addicts with their fix (of sugar), building super ultra battle robot go <_<, ruining the environment, playing with robots, and being one with your fellow man. So you can see why everyone observes it, I mean... how could you miss it?

Punch a square from your Advent Calendar, drink some punch made with highly questionable ingredients, and punch your way through Crimbo Town, and I'll see you again in three and a half years... if the fates allow!

Today in KoL History:

2005: The Toot Oriole has been revamped. You can go through it again, if you want, by clicking the link at Mt. Noob.

2003: The Castle is now available to those who have gone through the airship. Some of the castle items still need to be implemented.

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