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News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

NEW ITEM IN MR STORE STOP

GO ON TRIPS TO WILD WEST STOP
FIGHT BANDITS AND CREATURES TO HELP PEOPLE STOP
STRAP ON YOUR BOOTS AND EARN BUFFALO DIMES TO BUY COOL WESTERN ITEMS STOP
BUY A DEED AND START TODAY STOP

DISCUSS THIS ITEM AND RELATED ADVENTURES STOP VISIT OFFICIAL FORUMS DISCUSSION STOP

Today's Featured Article:

Get on board!

As pleasant as life in the Kingdom of Loathing is, it's nice to get away sometimes!

The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency

Even on an adventurer's salary, The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency can help you plan a great getaway, if you can spare the time. They have destinations for

types alike, and you even get some scrip to spend while you're relaxing! Wow! Also, the chance of being repeatedly knocked unconscious on your trip is very small.

Elemental International Airport

Now, if traveling by boat with funny looking foreigners isn't your thing, you'll need to get on board at Elemental International Airport! Air travel isn't for the unwashed masses - you can charter a plane to one of five elemental destinations, allowing you unlimited trips, or you can purchase a one-day-pass at the mall for a brief visit.

Once there, you can deal with the locals, but strangely, they don't accept Meat as currency - they only take their own funny money.

Pen-Pal

Travel not your thing? Some people have enjoyed having a pen pal in the Distant Lands, for a taste of the exotic without the inconvenience of travel.



So enjoy your trip, but come home soon! The Kingdom misses you!

Today in KoL History:

2007: There's a new (rarish, unless you're a Pastamancer, in which case it's somewhat less rarish at first and then somewhat rarisher later) adventure in the Haunted Library. Content preview: It involves books.

2007: Turtleslinger is now one-handed.

2005: Maintenance will probably take an extra half hour or so tonight.

UPDATE: All done. Thanks for your patience, everybody.

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