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News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

Summer is here, and what better way to spend the dog days than in a One Crazy Random Summer run? The new Summer 2015 challenge path causes monsters tochange in inexplicable ways. Some may be drunk, others shy and still others... turgid. Each class has a unique reward for completing the path, so collectors will need to run this path at least six times (but not necessarily in-season). The leaderboards are somewhat different too, awarding players for having the "Funestest" run. As usual, the Forums of Loathing are discussing the new mechanics and strategies in-depth in the official discussion thread!

Today's Featured Article:

Gnomish Gnomads' Camp

The Gnomish Gnomads' Camp is located within the Desert Beach, but only those who ascend under certain Zodiac signs are allowed to visit. It is home to some very helpful gnomes and a valued part of the Kingdom with a few post-apocalyptic locales. Fragnk, the Regnaissance Gnome is willing to teach gnomish skills, including the awaregness of a certain part of the body. Gnomes possess an affinity for building sophisticated machinery, and Gnorman, the Supertinker can assemble technological wonders and anachronistic robots for any visitors. Adventurers travel from far and wide to a Gnomish bar for both locally brewed booze and other cheap drinks.

After NS13, the gnomes opened up some new areas of their camp, including an endless source of irritation called The Annoy-o-Tron 5000, and Gno-Mart, which sells both South of The Border imports and bottles of different sizes containing acids that dissolve pork elf gems.

Today in KoL History:

2010: The Pretentious Artist's quest has been streamlined a little, and will now appear in the Quest Tracker.

2008: The 2008 Mr. Store Anniversary familiars are now available.

2005: St. Sneaky Pete's Day! Drink up!

2004: There's a new store in Seaside Town, on the Right Side of the Tracks, in which you can trade Mr. Accessories for various other groovy gifts.

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