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Today's Featured Article:


Player vs Player (PvP) has a special niche in KoL and a memorable history. PvP is completely voluntary, but if you're ready to club your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women, then go ahead and smash that hippy stone! You can steal phat loot, pretty flowers, and even your opponent's dignity. If you like it, you'll want to pick more and more fights. Even hardcore ascenders can benefit from the spoils of battle.

Before entering the world of PvP, it's good to buff your stats because you will be measuring them against those of your enemies. However, to succeed, you must master a bewildering array of minigames - players have been tasked to eat a balanced diet, belong to a slimy clan, kill rats, and spend time underwater and in the basement, among other things.

Attacking other players rewards you with swagger, which can be spent at The Swagger Shop in Huggler Memorial Colosseum, which is where it all goes down. If you win enough, your name will be placed on the leaderboards in the Hall of Champions!

Learn more at PvP

Today in KoL History:

2004: UPGRADE! The new servers are all online, and stuff seems to be working quite a bit more quickly. The way it works is that when you go to, it figures out which of the three web servers has the fewest people logged on, and redirects you to the login page on that server.

Apart from the speed, it doesn't matter which server you're on. Everybody's still in the same world, the same chat, etc.

Enjoy, and be sure and use the report bug link to let me know if there are any problemswith the new setup.

Again, my heartfelt thanks go out to everybody who has donated money. As I've said before, without you, none of this stuff would be here.

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