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News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

Are you tired of existing in a 10x10 cubic room? Do you want to absorb more than just what manner of creatures stumble into your domain? Go out there, absorb items, learn skills and acquire effects on the road to becoming human! Don't be square, try Spring 2017's challenge path, Gelatinous Noob! Don't forget to share your memories with other blobventurers on the forum thread!
Hotstuff: Everything's great! Thanks for the thoughts.  :)
CDMoyer: Ok, I did another thing. Probably someone in the game will give you a hint.
CDMoyer: O'Toole should deliver better martini types as you level up, now.
CDMoyer: It was 1/3 after every fight. But that was a remnant from an older way the zone worked. Now you always get them until you press a button.
CDMoyer: Thanks for the constructive feedback. There's a drop path button in the options menu just for you. I don't know why you had to curse at me, not very cool.

Today's Featured Article:

Hot tub!

Common adventurers waste their time in a sorry little rumpus room, but not you! You're smarter than that! You've worked it out. You've received an invitation to your clan's luxurious VIP Lounge!

Come in, wash the stink of the common adventurer off in the shower, go for a dip in the pool, then relax in the hot tub. We know that you're extremely busy, so get some work done at the fax machine before challenging the other VIPs to a game of billiards. And, of course, you're so very important that we can't help but buy you Crimbo presents all year 'round.

New furniture is supplied occasionally by the fine people at Mr. Store; when this happens, that's your chance to grab the key to the good life. Read more at Clan VIP Lounge.

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