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News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

Are you tired of existing in a 10x10 cubic room? Do you want to absorb more than just what manner of creatures stumble into your domain? Go out there, absorb items, learn skills and acquire effects on the road to becoming human! Don't be square, try Spring 2017's challenge path, Gelatinous Noob! Don't forget to share your memories with other blobventurers on the forum thread!
Jick: The Disaster Artist: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3521126/
Hotstuff: This week's assignment is Hitman (https://hitman.com) (the 2016 version), which apparently has a GOTY edition and is re-running all their old "elusive targets".
Jick: Lemarchand's Box: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemarchand%27s_box
Hotstuff: The Crate and Crowbar: http://crateandcrowbar.com

Today's Featured Article:

Uncle Crimbo

Merry Crimbo, everyone! Crimbo is a special time of year - well, time of three and a half years - which is observed by every single adventurer in the Kingdom. Traditional Crimbo rituals include receiving presents, eating candy, union busting, succumbing to amnesia and travelling through time, getting assimilated by aliens, mutating, busting kneecaps for the Mafia, working at a soul-crushing office job, supplying addicts with their fix (of sugar), building super ultra battle robot go <_<, ruining the environment, playing with robots, being one with your fellow man, and cleaning your... hat. So you can see why everyone observes it, I mean... how could you miss it?

Punch a square from your Advent Calendar, drink some punch made with highly questionable ingredients, and punch your way through Crimbo Town, and I'll see you again in three and a half years... if the fates allow!

Today in KoL History:

2005: Today was the Feast of Boris.

2005: Custom Avatar Forms are now being accepted again. Please see this post if you submitted a custom avatar form prior to today and still don't have your avatar.

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