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News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

November 2014 Item of the Month: Fist Turkey Outline

Gobble gobble, adventurers! Do you covet the rarest familiar of all time? The legendary turkey, crafted from an outline of the appendage that caps off your arm? That rarest of birds, now extinct from the mall? Now is your chance, with the fist turkey outline! This little guy may not be as scarce as his older brother, but he's significantly more powerful. A fist turkeywill drop booze, increase item drops, attack, grant stats and more! Just don't get on his bad side - this one has a temper. For official gobbling, please gobble the official gobble (forums.kingdomofloathing.com/vb/showthread.php?t=209876).

Today's Featured Article:

Uncle Crimbo

Merry Crimbo, everyone! Crimbo is a special time of year - well, time of three and a half years - which is observed by every single adventurer in the Kingdom. Traditional Crimbo rituals include receiving presents, eating candy, union busting, succumbing to amnesia and travelling through time, getting assimilated by alien robots, mutating, busting kneecaps for the Mafia, working at a soul-crushing office job, supplying addicts with their fix (of sugar), building super ultra battle robot go <_<, and ruining the environment. So you can see why everyone observes it, I mean... how could you miss it?

Punch a square from your Advent Calendar, drink some punch made with highly questionable ingredients, and punch your way through Crimbo Town, and I'll see you again in three and a half years... if the fates allow!

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