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News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

I'll Take That

August 2014's Mr. Store special has arrived, but be careful not to have it taken from you. The Confiscator's Grimoireallows you to draw forth many less-than-legitimate goods that have been taken from various schoolchildren across the ages by The Confiscator, a mysterious entity unto itself. Of course, being a Grimoire this item isn't going to be strictly optimal, nor is it going to speed your runs up significantly - but it sure does contain a lot of fun flavor. For discussion of this item, please point your eyeballs to the discussion thread.

Today's Featured Article:

Hot tub!

Common adventurers waste their time in a sorry little rumpus room, but not you! You're smarter than that! You've worked it out. You've received an invitation to your clan's luxurious VIP Lounge!

Come in, wash the stink of the common adventurer off in the shower, go for a dip in the pool, then relax in the hot tub. We know that you're extremely busy, so get some work done at the fax machine before challenging the other VIPs to a game of billiards. And, of course, you're so very important that we can't help but buy you Crimbo presents all year 'round.

New furniture is supplied occasionally by the fine people at Mr. Store; when this happens, that's your chance to grab the key to the good life. Read more at Clan VIP Lounge.

Today in KoL History:

2010: Bigg has reopened his dig. He's in the nearby plains soliciting more help.

2006: Comma Chameleons who are currently mimicking Spirit Hoboes can now consume booze.

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