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News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

Are you tired of existing in a 10x10 cubic room? Do you want to absorb more than just what manner of creatures stumble into your domain? Go out there, absorb items, learn skills and acquire effects on the road to becoming human! Don't be square, try Spring 2017's challenge path, Gelatinous Noob! Don't forget to share your memories with other blobventurers on the forum thread!
Hotstuff: This was actually a quite widespread typo (I blame Riff!).
Hotstuff: That was a bug, which I finally tracked down and squashed! Sorry it took so long.
Jick: Packing Up the Rest of Your Stuff on the Last Day at Your Old Apartment
Jick: Pending, might not appear at all!
Hotstuff: I need to make a list of things to do once we ship West of Loathing, cause this sounds like it should go on it...

Today's Featured Article:


Player vs Player (PvP) has a special niche in KoL and a memorable history. PvP is completely voluntary, but if you're ready to club your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women, then go ahead and smash that hippy stone! You can steal phat loot, pretty flowers, and even your opponent's dignity. If you like it, you'll want to pick more and more fights. Even hardcore ascenders can benefit from the spoils of battle.

Before entering the world of PvP, it's good to buff your stats because you will be measuring them against those of your enemies. However, to succeed, you must master a bewildering array of minigames - players have been tasked to eat a balanced diet, belong to a slimy clan, kill rats, and spend time underwater and in the basement, among other things.

Attacking other players rewards you with swagger, which can be spent at The Swagger Shop in Huggler Memorial Colosseum, which is where it all goes down. If you win enough, your name will be placed on the leaderboards in the Hall of Champions!

Learn more at PvP

Today in KoL History:

2010: The Traveling Trader has returned from Distant Lands! Stop by Market Square to see what he has brought to trade.

2010: Due to circumstances I'd like to say were beyond our control but were actually entirely Jick's fault, the Item-of-the-Month is going to be at least a day late. Probably two days. Almost certainly not three.

2009: May's Wacky-Experiment-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store. Details about how the stuff works can be found in this forum thread.

2008: May's Item-of-the-Month will probably be a day late, as we need some additional time to make sure that it isn't a dollar short. We apologize for the delay.

2007: May's Item of the Month is now available in Mr. Store.

Due to the alignment of the planets, and a corresponding reflection of the Northern Lights through some swamp gas, there probably won't be a content update tomorrow. Rest assured, however, that we're hard at work on big exciting things.

2006: The May Item of the Month is now available in Mr. Store

2005: I've made some changes to the way Sauceror skills work. Check this forum post for details.

2005: The drop bonus from Mr. Accessories Jr. has been upped from 10% to 25%.

2003: The Daily Dungeon is now in place. It's a randomly-generated zone that refreshes once a day.

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