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News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

October 2014 Item of the Month: airplane charter: Conspiracy Island

The latest charter at the Elemental Airport is available, and you can take a scenic trip to the totally normal islandwhere nothing at all unusual is going on. There are many interesting animals to see, people to meet, and locations to visit, all completely unremarkable and not at all suspicious. There are certainly quests to complete, but nothing unexpected occurs during the course of questing. To engage in entirely mundane discussion about this item, see the forum thread.

Today's Featured Article:

The Terrified Eagle Inn

Hail and well met, weary traveler. Stay a while here at The Terrified Eagle Inn, but go no further! Do not approach Dreadsylvania if you value your life! You'll never make it through the woods on your own, and the only fool who's fool enough to take you through the village and to the castle is three sheets to the wind - and that's just not enough sheets!

The last group said they had it all figured out - that they made a map and could "get rid of" some of the ghosts and monsters and miscellaneous dead things (their words) that were waiting for 'em, all so they could take the hideous things that run the place... and make 'em madder? Madness!

Now, relax, and have some cocoa. That'll be one Freddy Kruegerand. You don't have any? Well then either go home and play in your basement or get into Dreadsylvania and get some!


Today in KoL History:

2010: The skeleton invasion has reached its apogee. Its zenith. Its... perihelion? Is... that a thing?

Anyway. It's at the Cannon Museum.

2010: The Grim Grimacite Site has disappeared in a freak (or... is it?) tectonic event. The shifting sands have moved other bits of the desert around a little.

2007: The Sauceror recipes for transmuting elemental wads have been altered in secret, mysterious ways.

2004: Trick or Treat! Check the main map for the special Halloween event. The event will last until the rollover on Monday night.

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