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News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

Speak, Easy, and Enter! (July 2014 Item of the Month)

The latest Clan VIP item has arrived, in the form of the Clan Speakeasy. This particular doohickey is the cat's pajamas - if you're clever enough to uncover its full potential. Spading (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11RI8W0Qm_9k4r1o_xdoyEpzTRdWpNn4c9BSaGuwko7g/htmlview?pli=1 sle=true#) for this newest item is still ongoing, as new drinks can be unlocked by providing multiple fiendishly-complex passwords to the man who runs the establishment. From the ability to get your semirare counter from a drink to epic-quality booze to a 100% buff to all stats, the drinks that the speakeasy will serve your clan when fully stocked are certainly the bees' knees! Before you 23 skiddo, why not check out the official forum discussion?

Today's Featured Article:


The five main elements in the Kingdom of Loathing are hot, cold, stench, spooky, and sleaze. Various creatures are aligned to different elements; if you prepare correctly, you can exploit their weaknesses and build up resistance to their attacks using various items and spells.

Some equipment adds bonus elemental damage to normal attacks. Sauceror spells deal either hot or cold damage, while Pastamancer spells can deal all five types in addition to purely physical damage. There are a few items and a skill which will auto-magically attack enemies with an element against which they are weak (where applicable). There are five special gravy fairy familiars, each aligned to one of the five elements.

There are other, more mysterious Non-Standard Elements which do not fit with the others. Only the monsters in The Valley of Rof L'm Fao deal bad spelling damage, only your Shadow deals unresistable shadow damage, and only monsters in the Future deal cute damage... and even then, no one does, but protect yourself just in case.

Learn more at Elements.

Today in KoL History:

2010: This year's Comic Con CYOA is now available at http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/cyoa/ (Number 5 is alive!)

2008: A PDF of this year's Comic-Con Choose-Your-Own-Adventure booklet has been posted (along with last year's and the year before's) over on this page.

2007: You can no longer make Wine Cellar monsters drop all the possible bottles of dusty wine via unscrupulous URL crafting.

2007: The war frat streaker now properly counts as a frat boy casualty.

2005: Post-Ascension Ronin period has been reduced to 800 adventures. There is speculation that Ronin period will eventually settle down around 500 adventures as the speed run leader boards continue to mature.

2005: Also, some adventures were added to the pre-disguise Pirate's Cove.

2003: Whenever you get an item or a quantity of Meat attached to a message, the message will now contain a picture. This should make it impossible to scam people the way some unsavory types have been doing. If anybody figures out a way to fake the new way, please tell me.

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