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The Enchanted Flying Oyster came last night and hid his magical eggs all over the Kingdom!

Grab a basket at the General Store and go egg-hunting!

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Jick: Next assignment is PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds
Jick: Assignment is Assault Android Cactus
Jick: Assignment: Tiny Bubbles
CDMoyer: Or, 2010, Robot Reindeer?  ;)
Jick: Assignment: Blaster Master (NES) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaster_Master

Today's Featured Article:

One Chroner

Time in the Kingdom has never flowed quite smoothly, but nowhere is that more true than in The Time-Twitching Tower. It appeared after an alien, uh, "invasion", and it has flung adventurers though the timestream to timeplaces such as the Stone Age, the Roaring '20s, Ancient Rome, and the Apocalyptic Future.

While the Tower is open, you can part the veil of reality as well as time, and watch Jick and friends do development, LIVE! Twitch your way across the internet to join.

Much like its spiritual siblings, The Spectral Pickle Factory and The Traveling Trader, none may know the hour of its coming and going, except that it's usually about once every month or two, on the weekend, and they announce it about two weeks before hand. So there's that.

Read more about chroner-making opportunities at Twitch Livestream World Event!

Today in KoL History:

2010: The Knight's Armor and Fancy Tux outfits should now have Trick-or-Treat candy. Sorry 'bout that.

2009: A new item has been added to the Dungeons of Doom ring zap group, in honor of this run.

2008: That bug I said I fixed on the 24th? Well, today I ACTUALLY fixed it.

2006: A comet appeared in the top pane.

2005: People who own Mall stores now get access to a new chat channel, called /foodcourt. This channel would be a good place to do some of the socializing that's currently done in /trade (hint, hint.)

2005: The shout filter has been disabled in /clan.

2004: The Policies have been updated.

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