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News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

Are you tired of existing in a 10x10 cubic room? Do you want to absorb more than just what manner of creatures stumble into your domain? Go out there, absorb items, learn skills and acquire effects on the road to becoming human! Don't be square, try Spring 2017's challenge path, Gelatinous Noob! Don't forget to share your memories with other blobventurers on the forum thread!
Jick: Burrito Tunnel: http://idlewords.com/2007/04/the_alameda_weehawken_burrito_tunnel.htm
Jick: The talk Jim mentioned about Bethesda's level design process: https://www.gdcvault.com/play/1023202/-Fallout-4-s-Modular
Jick: David Niven Jazz Archive: https://archive.org/details/davidwnivenjazz
CDMoyer: You kids. This is way too confusing. I edited the title. ;)

Today's Featured Article:

Towering Slime Colossus

Don't you hate it when you get a greasy spot in your basement, and you hire a guy to clean it up, and the chemicals he uses end up leaving a Slime Tube in your floor? Happens to me all the time. Here's what you do - you get in there, start blasting away at the Slime with a weapon, spell, whatever's handy. Now, you're going to get Coated in Slime as you go, just wipe yourself off and keep going. As you go, you'll find all the marbles and clothes that your kids lost down there.

Now, this is going to take a long time, and that may make you angry. So get angry! Slime Hates It when you get angry! The angrier you are, the faster you'll clean, and the more toys and unicycles you'll find. Once you hit the bottom, take out the brains behind this operation, and if you were fast (and angry) enough, you'll have found a new companion.

Get your friends to help you out with this. Tell them you'll bring the food and booze, let them tickle the uvula (if you know what I mean), whatever it takes. Then when you're all done, make them put away the cleaning supplies so you'll be ready the next time this happens.

Read more at The Slime Tube.

Today in KoL History:

2010: Astral beings can once again communicate with others via chat. (Except badgers.)

2006: The clan recruiter now allows you to search clan credos as well as names. Also, line breaks are preserved in credos when other people view them now. Sorry that took so long to fix.

2006: You will no longer see PvP win/lose messages from people on your ignore list.

2003: There's a (smallish) new zone in the Forest. It's tougher than the cemetary, but easier than the hippy camp.

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