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Jickshow May the 8th - Major News on Upcoming Content!

Jick broadcast his Thursday show and revealed some pretty amazing news. If you want to be spoiled, click read more and enjoy!

Today's Featured Article:

Fireproof!

In the Kingdom, smithing isn't done with copper or iron. The most basic natural resource is Meat, the Kingdom's currency. Meat stacks are a base component of many weapon and armor smithing recipes. With the proper gear, miners can dig up asbestos, linoleum and chrome ores from the living rock. More adventurous miners who brave the spooky - and phallic - Knob Shaft may find styrofoam, cardboard, or bubblewrap ores. If you were around for White Wednesday, you may have recieved some precious petrified time with which to craft a temporal suit. Rarer resources include the Pork Elf gems Baconstone, Porquoise and Hamethyst. Although not smithable, the rarest of resources are the Hardcore reward items that are made out of stainless steel, and of course the most indestructible material in the Kingdom, Plexiglass.

Learn more at Meatsmithing and Jewelrymaking

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2005: As of today, if you get banned in chat more than 9 times, the ban lasts forever. Jackasses beware.

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