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News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

Are you tired of existing in a 10x10 cubic room? Do you want to absorb more than just what manner of creatures stumble into your domain? Go out there, absorb items, learn skills and acquire effects on the road to becoming human! Don't be square, try Spring 2017's challenge path, Gelatinous Noob! Don't forget to share your memories with other blobventurers on the forum thread!
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Today's Featured Article:

Fortune Cookie

In the Kingdom of Loathing, fortune cookies provide in-game clues and advice, but the lucky numbers won't win you the lottery; they'll give you something better! They tell you when a Semi-Rare Adventure is coming. These harder-to-come-by adventures normally occur about every 160-200 adventures (or more often, for some people), and can yield a variety of useful items - ranging from good eats to jewelry to eyedrops.

VIPs don't need to sully themselves with fortune cookies - they can enjoy fancy robot food and retro booze to alter their destiny.

See this table of Semi-Rare Adventure items and their locations, and start planning!

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