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News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

KoL fans are probably familiar with Jick, Riff and HotStuff from the KoL podcasts and various forum postings and item descriptions - but did you know that there's another member of Asymmetric Publications? Chris CDMoyer Moyer serves as the kingdom's overlord of player versus player combat and also the key programmer behind many of the game's systems. This week, we salute CDMoyer, the often-unsung hero of much of the game, with this newspost and by displaying all Wiki text in comic sans, CDMoyer's favourite font.

If you hate fun, you can opt out of the week of comic sans by visiting your CSS Userpage Special:Mypage/vector.css and adding the line *{ font-family: Verdana; } but beware: you will be known as a fun-hater. More news

Today's Featured Article:

Feeling Lucky?

Are you new in the game? Because if you are, you're in LUCK!

Luck, unlike in other RPGs, is not part of your stats. There is a special object that can grant you great luck for one adventure. To get some of this good fortune for yourself, you can take a pilgrimage into the mountains, dig through the trash, or hit the bottom of the barrel. And after all that happens, betting on your lucky numbers or thanking your lucky stars might help you find more.

Adventuring with this special object can make it easy to get one item or another that you need for a quest, or help you find special items that you can't normally find. Lucky people tend to be stronger, smarter, and cooler than others. You might need a little luck to build your toy collection. You can also get more meat from a lucky creature I know of. On a special day you can even mix up a lucky drink.

Sometimes it's wise to save your luck for when you really need it. That is why you might make your special object less lucky. In the end, if you never get lucky at all, you might just find yourself out of luck, which could turn out to be a good thing.

Learn more here.

Today in KoL History:

2009: 'Twas brillig, and March's Item-of-the-Month was available in Mr. Store.

2006: In the Account menu, you now have the ability to change the e-mail address associated with an account. The way it works is a little janky, but it's a necessary evil, what with the security and the scamming and the nice LADY.

March's item-of-the-month is available.

2006: A fountain was erected in Market Square. A superfluous fountain.

2005: Sorry for the lack of announcements lately -- we're hard at work testing a big chunk of new code and content. See the Ascension sticky in the forums for more details.

2004: You no longer gain stats when somebody PvP attacks you and you win.

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