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News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

Summer is here, and what better way to spend the dog days than in a One Crazy Random Summer run? The new Summer 2015 challenge path causes monsters tochange in inexplicable ways. Some may be drunk, others shy and still others... turgid. Each class has a unique reward for completing the path, so collectors will need to run this path at least six times (but not necessarily in-season). The leaderboards are somewhat different too, awarding players for having the "Funestest" run. As usual, the Forums of Loathing are discussing the new mechanics and strategies in-depth in the official discussion thread!

Today's Featured Article:

Towering Slime Colossus

Don't you hate it when you get a greasy spot in your basement, and you hire a guy to clean it up, and the chemicals he uses end up leaving a Slime Tube in your floor? Happens to me all the time. Here's what you do - you get in there, start blasting away at the Slime with a weapon, spell, whatever's handy. Now, you're going to get Coated in Slime as you go, just wipe yourself off and keep going. As you go, you'll find all the marbles and clothes that your kids lost down there.

Now, this is going to take a long time, and that may make you angry. So get angry! Slime Hates It when you get angry! The angrier you are, the faster you'll clean, and the more toys and unicycles you'll find. Once you hit the bottom, take out the brains behind this operation, and if you were fast (and angry) enough, you'll have found a new companion.

Get your friends to help you out with this. Tell them you'll bring the food and booze, let them tickle the uvula (if you know what I mean), whatever it takes. Then when you're all done, make them put away the cleaning supplies so you'll be ready the next time this happens.

Read more at The Slime Tube.

Today in KoL History:

2010: The Bad Moon skills Pride and Gluttony have been changed a little. See this forum post for slightly more detail.

2009: Fearful Fettucini's MP cost has been reduced so that it continues to match Weapon of the Pastalord.

2007: "Adventure again" links now function properly again for zones which contain subzones, such as the wine cellar.

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