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Today's Featured Article:

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Player vs Player (PvP) has a special niche in KoL and a memorable history. PvP is completely voluntary, but if you're ready to club your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women, then go ahead and smash that hippy stone! You can steal phat loot, pretty flowers, and even your opponent's dignity. If you like it, you'll want to pick more and more fights. Even hardcore ascenders can benefit from the spoils of battle.

Before entering the world of PvP, it's good to buff your stats because you will be measuring them against those of your enemies. However, to succeed, you must master a bewildering array of minigames - players have been tasked to eat a balanced diet, belong to a slimy clan, kill rats, and spend time underwater and in the basement, among other things.

Attacking other players rewards you with swagger, which can be spent at The Swagger Shop in Huggler Memorial Colosseum, which is where it all goes down. If you win enough, your name will be placed on the leaderboards in the Hall of Champions!

Learn more at PvP

Today in KoL History:

2012: Hermit Permits are no longer consumed, so you only need one. The Hermit Script now increases his daily clover allotment by 1.

2012: The Hermit's inventory is now visible even if you don't have passes or trinkets. Also rims have been moved to the General Store.

2012: In a brief but decisive battle, the Market Demon has been ousted by General Store.

2008: May's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store!

2005: Disco Bandit skills have been updated. Check this post for details.

2005: The Orcish Frat Boys and the constellations in the HitS have been given initiative values. They were accidentally all set to zero before.

2005: Skill training costs have been changed. Now, cost = level * 1000. This is much better than the old system, in which cost = [number I pulled out of my ass].

2005: Some adventures have been added to the eXtreme slope.

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