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News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

A new year is here, and with it, two new sets of Standard gear have rolled: the Wicker Wear and the Bakelite Brigandine for Normal and Hardcore ascensions, respectively. The rewards from 2015, though promised to be obtainable in a new way, have yet to surface. Of note is that at long last, The Smith's Tome has left Standard, and thus players will have to actually try in order to post fast ascensions. Along with the new year also comes the new Item of the Month: the X-32-F snowman crate allows you to access a new zone in The Big Mountains called The Snojo. All of these changes herald another interesting year for KoL - what are your New Year's resolutions?

Today's Featured Article:

Get on board!

As pleasant as life in the Kingdom of Loathing is, it's nice to get away sometimes!

The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency

Even on an adventurer's salary, The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency can help you plan a great getaway, if you can spare the time. They have destinations for

types alike, and you even get some scrip to spend while you're relaxing! Wow! Also, the chance of being repeatedly knocked unconscious on your trip is very small.

Elemental International Airport

Now, if traveling by boat with funny looking foreigners isn't your thing, you'll need to get on board at Elemental International Airport! Air travel isn't for the unwashed masses - you can charter a plane to one of five elemental destinations, allowing you unlimited trips, or you can purchase a one-day-pass at the mall for a brief visit.

Once there, you can deal with the locals, but strangely, they don't accept Meat as currency - they only take their own funny money.


Travel not your thing? Some people have enjoyed having a pen pal in the Distant Lands, for a taste of the exotic without the inconvenience of travel.

So enjoy your trip, but come home soon! The Kingdom misses you!

Today in KoL History:

2006: The PvP page now remembers what you are PvPing for. For what you are PvPing. (Rank, flowers, etc.)

2003: There are about 20 minutes worth of new features today -- check the post in the forums for details. Also, happy Valentine's Day. Everybody gets a free heart-shaped Moxie weed.

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