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News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

Are you tired of existing in a 10x10 cubic room? Do you want to absorb more than just what manner of creatures stumble into your domain? Go out there, absorb items, learn skills and acquire effects on the road to becoming human! Don't be square, try Spring 2017's challenge path, Gelatinous Noob! Don't forget to share your memories with other blobventurers on the forum thread!
Hotstuff: Everything's great! Thanks for the thoughts.  :)
CDMoyer: Ok, I did another thing. Probably someone in the game will give you a hint.
CDMoyer: O'Toole should deliver better martini types as you level up, now.
CDMoyer: It was 1/3 after every fight. But that was a remnant from an older way the zone worked. Now you always get them until you press a button.
CDMoyer: Thanks for the constructive feedback. There's a drop path button in the options menu just for you. I don't know why you had to curse at me, not very cool.

Today's Featured Article:

Archie "Chicken Sandwich" O'Sullivan, the Vicsount of Everywhere

Inexperienced adventurers generally pay very little regard to the nomads, vagabonds, call them what you will, that they encounter early in their career. Little do they know, lurking beneath their Clan Basement, just past the sewers, are thousands upon thousands of hobos, living in a place they call Hobopolis.

Once there, a local guide can show you the sights. You can meet the inhabitants, go shopping, see a concert, enjoy local landmarks, learn how to yodel, investigate the Kingdom's waste management systems, pay your respects to the dearly departed, get hooked up, stand in line at the city's hottest club, and even meet the mayor.

Make sure you have all the elements of your trip planned out before you go. A long trip will let you bring home plenty of souvenirs, and maybe even a new companion, but a short trip can still be extremely rewarding. Bring some friends along with you - they can get you there faster, and once there, you can all party together!

Read more at Hobopolis.

Today in KoL History:

2006: The level 15 skill for Disco Bandits has been rolled out. Please visit the Department of Shadowy Arts and Crafts for details. And de heads.

2006: There was a bug with the way shield damage reduction was being calculated, and it has been fixed. All +absorption enchantments have also been removed from shields. The net effect of this change is probably pretty close to zero

2005: The Distant Woods have been expanded a little bit due to a massive reforestation project on the part of the, umm, Citizens For Making Room For Things, Loathing Local #151.

2005: You can now click on the "Favorite Food" or "Favorite Booze" links in your profile to see a history of everything you've eaten and drunk since I started keeping track of consumption.

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