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Ka-Zap! September 2014 Item-of-the-Month

BORNE FROM LIVING LIGHTNING BY THE MIGHTY GOD OF THUNDER HIMSELF, THE GREATEST TOOL OF THE AESIR.... THOR'S PLIERS. Well, okay, maybe they're not as good as certain other tools Thor might have, but this month's Mr. Store special should still pack enough of a lightning-powered punch to ply you into purchasing. With extra stats, free crafting and a special bonus for those wading through Heavy Rains, the Fall Challenge Path, this one-handed weapon should make the wetness a bit more wonderful. For discussion of this magnificent tool, please see this thread.

Today's Featured Article:


The five main elements in the Kingdom of Loathing are hot, cold, stench, spooky, and sleaze. Various creatures are aligned to different elements; if you prepare correctly, you can exploit their weaknesses and build up resistance to their attacks using various items and spells.

Some equipment adds bonus elemental damage to normal attacks. Sauceror spells deal either hot or cold damage, while Pastamancer spells can deal all five types in addition to purely physical damage. There are a few items and a skill which will auto-magically attack enemies with an element against which they are weak (where applicable). There are five special gravy fairy familiars, each aligned to one of the five elements.

There are other, more mysterious Non-Standard Elements which do not fit with the others. Only the monsters in The Valley of Rof L'm Fao deal bad spelling damage, only your Shadow deals unresistable shadow damage, and only monsters in the Future deal cute damage... and even then, no one does, but protect yourself just in case.

Learn more at Elements.

Today in KoL History:

2010: October's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store!

2009: October's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store. (Sorry, it's a little late. Was drunk. Still am, actually.)

2009: Recent event notifcations can now be viewed from the kmail screen.

2008: October's terrifying Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store.

2008: The fabulous 2009 Calendar of Loathing is now available in the Store of Loathing, along with a groovy new die-cut sabre-toothed lime sticker.

2008: When equipping custom outfits, not being able to equip one of the items for ANY reason should no longer prevent the entire outfit from being equipped.

2008: Clan dungeon administrators can now use the /ann command in dungeon channels to make an announcement. It's green!

2008: Several additional Hobopolis events now generate chat announcements.

2008: The list of crafting discovery counts in the Quest Log now has bits that link to the relevant crafting discovery pages.

2007: September's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store. Also, October is now known as September.

2006: Just like those awful boots you might have worn in the 60s, October's Item of the Month is a go-go.

Additionally; late, but not forgotten, a new hilarious item is summonable.

2005: All of the stuff I put on my to-do list during last night's show is done.

2005: Trivial updates now announce themselves in chat when I post them.

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