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News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

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Tired of normal adventuring with non-irradiated monsters and completely not mutated organs? Check out the Fall 2016 challenge path Nuclear Autumn, where constant radiation, a greatly decreased appetite and thirst, and mutant monsters will challenge experienced players. You'll have special skills to use, and each run adds on to your new home...who knows what's at the very bottom?

Today's Featured Article:

Rodoric, the Staffcrafter

Chefstaves are powerful weapons for spell casters, increasing spell damage by as much as 250%, regenerating MP, and doing nifty stuff when you jiggle them! These mystical tools aren't just for anyone - only a well equipped Sauceror, a highly skilled Pastamancer, or an Avatar of Jarlsberg (the Mage of Mages, the Sage of Sages, the Gratuitously Mystical) can channel their powers.

Rodoric, the Staffcrafter can craft many chefstaves for Saucerors and Pastamancers, but he doesn't work for free, though - you'll need to provide him with the crafting materials, a snack, and a drink. If you don't want to deal with Rodoric, there's a few other places to get staves. And Jarlsberg didn't trust any staff he didn't craft himself.

Today in KoL History:

2008: Guess what's been revamped?

Can't guess? Well, then, I'll tell you.
The Haiku Dungeon.

2008: The chat's repetition filter no longer affects /hobopolis.

2006: All monsters can now get both critical hits and fumbles in combat. This change is accompanied by special critical and fumble messages unique to each monster. Yay, more dumb jokes!

Also, the Icy Peak is now finally a real zone. Several new monsters and encounters have been added, making it significantly less boring than it used to be. Yay, more content!

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