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News of the Kingdom from Coldfront:

Come one, come all boys and girls, to Dinseylandfill, the smelliest place on earth! A theme park crossed with a trash dump, this month's new Mr. Store special will take you on a journey of magical adventure and stench. Head to the airport today and charter your flight to a land of smelly wonders, where attractions such as Barf Mountain and Pirates of the Garbage Barges await.

To discuss this new zone and item, please visit the official forums of loathing forum discussion thread! More news

Today's Featured Article:

Feeling Lucky?

Are you new in the game? Because if you are, you're in LUCK!

Luck, unlike in other RPGs, is not part of your stats. There is a special object that can grant you great luck for one adventure. To get some of this good fortune for yourself, you can take a pilgrimage into the mountains, dig through the trash, or hit the bottom of the barrel. And after all that happens, betting on your lucky numbers or thanking your lucky stars might help you find more.

Adventuring with this special object can make it easy to get one item or another that you need for a quest, or help you find special items that you can't normally find. Lucky people tend to be stronger, smarter, and cooler than others. You might need a little luck to build your toy collection. You can also get more meat from a lucky creature I know of. On a special day you can even mix up a lucky drink.

Sometimes it's wise to save your luck for when you really need it. That is why you might make your special object less lucky. In the end, if you never get lucky at all, you might just find yourself out of luck, which could turn out to be a good thing.

Learn more here.

Today in KoL History:

2009: Thrust Smack and Lunging Thrust Smack now automatically hit if you are a Seal Clubber and wielding a 2-handed club. Club-a-dub-dub!

2006: The image for the Half a Cannon in Seaside Town has changed. Debatably, the cannon has either had a fence, gate, frame, or scaffolding built around it.

2006: You can now click on names in your consumption records and view an item description. (This doesn't work for things from the brewery or Chez Snootée.)

2003: The Clan Hall and the Hall of Records have been revamped. Enjoy the wonderfulness.

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