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Terrible news! The Kingdom is overrun by huge, smelly, brutish creatures - humans! It was not always this way. In the Times of Old, the delicate and fragrant Pork Elves ruled, spending their days creating finely crafted armor adorned with precious jewels, and everything was wonderful, right up until they all melted into black slime.

Well, okay, not all of them melted. The daughter of the chief of the Proscuitto Tribe was saved from an evil cult by the human Krakrox the Barbarian. And a few remained in the Kingdom as simple farmers. Some say the rest left for a faraway place, and that if you look to the Moons, you can see them crafting to this day, but beware - their story is a sad one, and the Pork Elves of old may not like what their descendents have become...

Today in KoL History:

2010: By player request, we're now able to accept donations via Rixty. Definitely a better way to donate that $10 in pennies than mailing them to us!

2009: Happy Tuesday! Clever Pastamancers and Saucerors can now create potions that allow underwater breathing.

2008: The familiar that can be purchased in Hobopolis now actually does something.

2008: Added a couple of drops for Zombo that I had forgotten to put in.

2008: The Staff of the Deepest Freeze can now be jiggled. Jiggle jiggle jiggle.

2008: You should now be able to say the name of a certain piratey yo-yo in chat without tripping an unrelated word filter. That being said, please do not drive the chat moderators insane by trying it out. Thanks.

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