Made it, Ma! Top of the World!

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Made it, Ma! Top of the World!
Made it, Ma! Top of the World!

You feel a fresh breeze on your face, and clouds float by your head. You look down and see the Kingdom, the way you've always seen it on your map, but this time it's real. You marvel at the tiny puffs of smoke from the hippy camp, knock your ankle against Mt. McLargeHuge, and peek into the windows of the tiny Castle in the Clouds. Man, you can see your campsite from here! Nah, screw that, you can see all the way to El Vibrato Island! You feel a mad rush of power, but you're not sure what to do with it. How can you interact with the Kingdom when your head is a mile above it?

Stomp on it
The Whole Kingdom This monster is a Construct -- (edit metadata)
  • Item Drops: None
  • Meat Drop: None
  • Monster Level: 1 • Substat Gain: ? • Moxie for No Hit*: 11
  • Monster Defense: 1
  • Hit Points: 10000000
  • Initiative: Never Wins
  • Elemental Alignment: None
  • Damage Resistance: 100% physical, 100% elemental

Dance on it

Giddy with the joy of your ridiculous hugeness, you raise your arms above your head and pirouette. Your spin kicks up a whirling vortex of wind, which encircles you as you shrink back to normal size.

Vortex.gifYou acquire an effect: Hurricane Force
(duration: 10 Adventures)

Crouch down and lick it

Without a dance upon the palate in your inventory:

Against your better judgment, and certainly against my advice, you crouch down and run your gigantic tongue across the entire continent. A medley of flavors clings tenaciously to your tastebuds, hopping and skipping across your tongue.

Bigtongue.gifYou acquire an item: a dance upon the palate


You're already tasting too many things. Adding any more would probably blow out some important tongue circuits in your brain.

Wait to shrink

You twiddle your thumbs until the Huge-a-ma-tron's effects wear off. You while away the time contemplating the infinite, practicing your pick-up lines, and thumbwrestling yourself.

You gain 33-40 Beefiness.
You gain 31-40 Magicalness.
You gain 33-40 Sarcasm.

Occurs at Professor Jacking's Huge-A-Ma-Tron


  • The title of this is from the climactic scene of the film White Heat.