Mad flagellate
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 You're fighting a mad flagellateYou remember meeting this crazy flagellate. All it wanted to do was whip things. Good or bad, it didn't care how it whipped it, as long as it whipped it.
That was quite a fight. Your muscles are sore just thinking about it. Which... doesn't make any sense. Wait a minute. What's going on? Are you actually fighting this thing? Now?
Hit Message(s):
Just to change things up a little bit, it strangles you with one of its flagella instead of whipping you. Argh! Eek!
It flicks your ear with the end of one of its flagella. Man. Why does that hurt so much? Oof! Eek!
It repeatedly whips you in the <nipple>. You wonder what sins your <nipple> committed. Oh... right. You blush.
It spins in a circle, whipping you with each of its flagella in turn. You don't feel any more pious after it's all over, just more bruised. Ugh! Argh!
Critical Hit Message:
Miss Message(s):
It tries to strangle you with one of its flagella, but you make like Magellan and circumnavigate it.
It tries to flick your ear with one of its flagella, but you put your ear to the ground and avoid it.
It whips you in the <nipple>, but since your <nipple> is free of sin, it wants no part of the whipping.
It marches toward you to whip you, but starts feeling guilty about it before it reaches you, and whips itself for a while instead. Eek! Ouch!
Fumble Message:
Occurs at The Primordial Soup.
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