Mad bugbears
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 You're fighting a mad bugbearsThese bugbears are angry. They're also crazy. And rabid. And there's a whole lot of them. So, basically, you're being attacked by mad mad mad mad bugbears. Which means you should be on the lookout for Sid Caesar and Milton Berle.
Hit Message(s):
The bugbears race all over the Nearby Plains to see who can kill you first! Hilarity ensues! Ow! Ugh! Ugh!
One of the bugbears takes a bite out of your <face>, so I guess the consumer has become the consumee. Ouch! Ugh! Ouch!
Critical Hit Message:
One bugbear bites you in the <face>, while another bites your <face>. Then two more grab you by your <face> and <face> foot and pull while a fifth kicks you in the face over and over again. Now that's what I call a beating! Ooh! Ooh! Argh!
Miss Message(s):
One of the bugbears gives you a big snaggletoothed, worry-free grin. Creepy.
A bugbear accidentally takes a bite out of its teacup instead of your <face>.
Fumble Message:
The bugbears get so mad they just don't know what to do anymore. So they do nothing.
Occurs at The Bugbear Pens (pre-Felonia).
References
- The description text refers to the movie It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, which starred Sid Caesar and Milton Berle, among many others. It also uses a pun on different meanings of "mad": angry, crazy, rabid and many.
- The fight text about a "big snaggletoothed, worry-free grin" is a reference to the mascot of Mad magazine, the gap-toothed Alfred E. Neuman, whose motto is "What, me worry?"
- The fight text about a bugbear biting a teacup comes from a scene in the book Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, where the King of Hearts makes the Mad Hatter so nervous he takes a bite from his teacup instead of his bread-and-butter.
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