Mad Train wine
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Mad Train wine
This is a bottle of Mad Train wine. Cheap wine. Nasty wine. Headache-in-a-bottle wine.
Type: booze
Selling Price: 29 Meat.
( In-game plural: Mad Train wines) Obtained From
- The Haunted Pantry
- Oh No, Hobo
- The Heap
- I Refuse!
- The Sleazy Back Alley
- drunken half-orc hobo
- hung-over half-orc hobo
- rushing bum
- Dumpster Diving
- Stores
- The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery (sometimes) (87 Meat)
When Consumed
 Mad Train wine
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| You drink the bottle of Mad Train, nearly gagging with every gulp. Any port in a storm, though, I suppose.
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| You gain 3 Drunkenness.
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References
- The name refers to MD 20/20 (aka Mad Dog 20/20) and Night Train Express, two brands of wine known for their low price and low quality.
- The When Consumed message may refer to a type of wine known called port wine.
- The expression "any port in a storm" alludes to the fact that a ship can't be choosy as to where it berths when it desperately needs shelter. Thus "If you need to get drunk, this stuff might be lousy but it'll do the job."
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