Lumberjuan
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 You're fighting a lumberjuanThis is a lumberjack that isn't from around here. He's probably a Foreign Exchange Lumberjack. What, you're not familiar with the Lumberjack Exchange Program?
Hit Message(s):
Toma su cuchillo y te corta en el <shoulder>. Ouch! Eek! Ouch! (Translation: He takes his knife and cuts you in the <shoulder>.)
Se remueve su sombrero y te golpe en el <shoulder>. Ow! Ow! Ow! (Translation: He removes his hat and hits you in the <shoulder>.)
Critical Hit Message:
The lumberjuan takes three shots of tequila and lunges toward you with his axe. Hilarity does not ensue. Oof! Ouch! Ow!
Miss Message(s):
Trata de cortarte en el <shoulder>, pero no tiene suerte. (Translation: He tries to cut you in the <shoulder>, but he doesn't have any luck.)
Trata de golpearte con su sombrero, pero no es capaz de hacerlo. (Translation: He tries to hit you with his hat, but he is unable to do it.)
Fumble Message:
He tries to attack you, but then decides it's time for a siesta, and takes a nap against a nearby cactus instead. A... maple cactus.
 | You gain 17-26 Meat. (average: 21.0, stdev: 2.0)* |
Occurs at Camp Logging Camp.
Notes
- A successful attack from this monster has a chance of making a flesh wound:
References
- The name of this enemy is a play on the word lumberjack, replacing Jack with Juan. Juan is the Spanish form of John, and Jack is likewise a diminutive of John.
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