Lumberjill

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Lumberjill
Monster ID 234
Locations Camp Logging Camp
Hit Points 36
Attack 36
Defense 32
No-Hit 46
Initiative 60
Meat 16-24
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
Drops
Blatantly Canadian, maple syrup, supportive bra
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
lumberjill You're fighting a lumberjill

This is a female lumberjack. Er, you think it's a female lumberjack. Her five-o'clock shadow is a shade lighter, at least.

Hit Message(s):

She whips you with her ponytail. Odd, considering she's carrying an axe, but effective. Oof! Ooh! Ooh!

She swings her axe in a wide arc that catches you square in the <elbow>. Eek! Argh! Ow!

Critical Hit Message:

She lumbers toward you and puts a jack under you. She jacks you up so that she can more easily hit you in the crotch with her axe. Then, unsurprisingly, she hits you in the crotch with her axe. Ooh! Ooh! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

She tries to whip you with her ponytail, but it's too short to do any real damage.

She does a seductive dance, but you're able to resist her charms. Her beard makes that somewhat easier.

Fumble Message:

She lumbers toward you, but gets axejacked before she can hit you. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 16-24 Meat (average: 20, stdev: 2)*
Clearly.gifYou acquire an item: Blatantly Canadian (30.3% chance)*
Syrup.gifYou acquire an item: maple syrup (31.0% chance)*
Bra.gifYou acquire an item: supportive bra (20.8% chance)*
You gain 9 <substat>.

Occurs at Camp Logging Camp.

Notes

  • A successful attack from this monster has a chance of making a flesh wound:
Axegash.gifYou acquire an effect: Axe Wound
(duration: 10 Adventures)

References

  • The name of this enemy is a play on the word lumberjack, replacing Jack with Jill to make it female. Jack and Jill is a classic nursery rhyme.