|Locations||Camp Logging Camp|
|Monster Parts||head, arm, leg, torso|
This is a female lumberjack. Er, you think it's a female lumberjack. Her five-o'clock shadow is a shade lighter, at least.
She whips you with her ponytail. Odd, considering she's carrying an axe, but effective. Ooh! Ugh! Ow!
She swings her axe in a wide arc that catches you square in the <bung>. Ouch! Ow! Argh!
She lumbers toward you and puts a jack under you. She jacks you up so that she can more easily hit you in the crotch with her axe. Then, unsurprisingly, she hits you in the crotch with her axe. Eek! Ugh! Ooh!
She tries to whip you with her ponytail, but it's too short to do any real damage.
She does a seductive dance, but you're able to resist her charms. Her beard makes that somewhat easier.
She lumbers toward you, but gets axejacked before she can hit you. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 16-24 Meat (average: 20, stdev: 2)*|
|You acquire an item: Blatantly Canadian (30.3% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: maple syrup (31.0% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: supportive bra (20.8% chance)*|
|You gain 9 <substat>.|
Occurs at Camp Logging Camp.
- A successful attack from this monster has a chance of making a flesh wound:
|You acquire an effect: Axe Wound|
(duration: 10 Adventures)
- The bra will not drop unless you have the Torso Awaregness skill.