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Love song of sugary cuteness
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love song of sugary cuteness
This love song could turn a Crimbo elf diabetic, and put a diabetic into a coma (or possibly a grave). If you have a serious reality problem, you'll probably dig it. Most people, though, can't escape the vague aroma of rotten cheese that pervades every adorable lyric.
Type: potion
(can also be used in combat)
Cannot be discarded ( In-game plural: love songs of sugary cuteness) Obtained From
- Skills
- Summon Love Song
When Used
 Love song of sugary cuteness
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| You read the snatch of song to yourself:
<verse>
You think you're getting a toothache...
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| Love song of sugary cuteness
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| You read the Love Song of Sugary Cuteness. You can practically hear violins and cellos covering the lyrics with schmaltz:
<verse>
Your opponent suffers X damage from the cheesiness of those lyrics. You have to struggle to keep your gorge down, yourself.
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Verses
- You're my oogum-woogums, you're my baby duck,
- You're my little leprechaun who brings good luck,
- I always will love you, like miniature ponies do,
- Like big-eyed cartoon mice, I will always look at you . . .
or
- Like the downy feathers of a snow-white dove,
- Like fluffy baby lambs, that is our love,
- I could lie right next to you, like loyal puppies do
- Like lollipops and candy canes, I'll be so sweet to you . . .
or
- When the sky is full of rainbows and butterflies,
- When the unicorn dries off the tears she cries,
- I long to nuzzle you, like little kitties do
- Like babies want their mommy, I just long to be with you .
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- You're my fluffy bunny, sleepy teddy bear,
- You're the cuddly-wuddly answer to my prayers,
- I'd love to snuggle you, like guardian angels do,
- Like an adorable baby penguin, I am so cold without you . . .
Notes
- X is Stench damage equal to your buffed Muscle.
- Y is equal to ceiling(sqrt(D)), capped at 23, where D is the minimum between the damage this item did, and your enemy's HP before you used this item.
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