Love song of disturbing obsession
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love song of disturbing obsession
This is one of those love songs that crosses that narrow divide between "romantic" and "deeply disturbing." You know, the difference between "I always want to be with you" and "I want to wear your skin like a sweater."
Type: potion
(can also be used in combat)
Cannot be discarded ( In-game plural: love songs of disturbing obsession) Obtained From
- Skills
- Summon Love Song
When Used
 Love song of disturbing obsession
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| You read the snatch of song to yourself:
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It chills you to your very bones -- the bones in your heart. Hey, speaking of which, you probably ought to see a doctor about that.
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| Love song of disturbing obsession
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| You read the Love Song of Disturbing Obsession. You can practically hear the kind of slinking, repetitive bassline that would accompany the lyrics:
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You smile a wicked, knowing smile as your opponent suffers X damage worth of pure terror.
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Verses
When you cry, I'll drink the tears
When you scream, I'll calm your fears of me
I want my love to be so very deep within
I wish that I could live inside your skin . . .
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When you love, love no one else
When you're broke, you'll have the wealth of me
You're the only reason I exist
If you leave me, I will cut my wrists . . .
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When you're hurt, I'll keep you safe
When you're scared, there's no escape from me
When you need me, I'll be right outside your door
You will never be alone, not anymore . . .
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When you're lost, I'll be your world
When you're sad, you'll be the girl for me
Your love has gone so deep inside my head
I'd love you even more if you were dead . . .
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When you wake, I will be near you
When you scream, no one will hear you but me
I will have been there all night watching you sleep
So you can drown inside a love so pure and deep . . .
Notes
- X is Spooky damage equal to your buffed Mysticality.
- Y is equal to ceiling(sqrt(D)), capped at 23, where D is the minimum between the damage this item did, and your enemy's HP before you used this item.
References
- "You can practically hear the kind of slinking, repetitive bassline that would accompany the lyrics" is likely a reference to the song "Every Breath You Take" by The Police.
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