Loudmouth Larry Lamprey
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Loudmouth Larry Lamprey
This is a misbegotten, unholy combination of technology, magic, and taxidermy. It's the stuffed corpse of a fish that flops weakly and sings songs when you walk by it. It's funny, provided you find the suffering of animals funny. We're not here to judge.
Type: usable
Selling Price: 5 Meat.
Gift Item
( In-game plural: Loudmouth Larry Lampreys) Obtained From
- Skills
- Summon "Tasteful" Gifts
When Used
- Used without a dwelling at your campsite:
 Loudmouth Larry Lamprey
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| You've got nowhere to put this thing. Maybe you should buy a tent or something.
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- Used without a Loudmouth Larry Lamprey in your dwelling:
| Loudmouth Larry Lamprey
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| You hang the Loudmouth Larry Lamprey proudly on the wall of your <dwelling>.
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- Used with a Loudmouth Larry Lamprey in your dwelling:
| Loudmouth Larry Lamprey
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| You've already got a Loudmouth Larry Lamprey in your <dwelling>.
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- Resting with a Loudmouth Larry Lamprey in your dwelling:
Larry sings you a delightful tune about a river, or an ocean, or perhaps a lake.
- After 3-5 activations:
Your Loudmouth Larry Lamprey twitches and flops wildly, singing "Daisy, Daisy, tell me your answer true," in ever-slower, distorted loops. Looks like it's ready to go to its eternal fishy reward.
Notes
- When resting, the Loudmouth Larry Lamprey will grant the following effect: In Tuna.
- Activation will not occur if you have 2 or more turns of In Tuna remaining.
- Will break after a number of activations, approximately 3-5 uses.
- Unlike the beanbag chair and gauze hammock, it can be combined with other household furnishings, including the others that can be summoned as "tasteful" gifts.
References
- The whole item is a reference to the Big Mouth Billy Bass.
- "Daisy, Daisy, tell me your answer true," is a reference to the HAL-9000 in 2001: A Space Odessey.
Collection
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