Linnell, the Booze Giant
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Linnell, the Booze Giant
I told that no good Procrashtination Giant to take out all the trash! -hic. Dangit, he told me he'd get right on it! He'sh a bum! He'sh a no-good, low-down bum! He'sh my besht friend. I love that guy.
Oh, wait, you're one of thoshe trick-or-treatersh, aren't you? -hic. Well, I shupposhe I can find something for you. Let me jusht look under the couch cushionsh. - hic.
Here ya go, kid. Now go away and quit bothering me, okay?
Occurs while Trick or Treating in the Glad Bag Glad Rags.
References
The giant's name is a reference to John Linnell of They Might Be Giants.
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