Liar's pants

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liar's pants
liar's pants

This is a pair of pants made out of eerie, eldritch frozen fire. What, exactly, is a "pant?" Is it, like, one leg, one buttcheek, and half of a fly? Anyway, these pants will look equally stylish covering up your nether regions or hanging up on a telephone wire.

Type: pants
Power: 100
Cannot be discarded

+30 to All Attributes. Yeah, +30. That's the ticket.
+10 Hot Damage


NOTE: This item cannot be equipped while in Hardcore.

(In-game plural: liar's pantses, precious)
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Item number: 2222
Description ID: 804904478
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Obtained From

Items
Melt Great Ball of Frozen Fire
Melt evil flaming eyeball pendant

When Melted

Ffpants.gif
You squeeze the frozen flame. It burns! It burns!
HPYou lose 5% of your maximum hit points. (hot damage)

You drop it, and it quickly re-freezes into a new object.

Ffballs.gifYou acquire an item: flaming juggler's balls

Notes

  • Actually only increases all attributes by 5.
  • Occasionally appends reassuring qualifiers to the end of your chat statements:
    • "No, really."
    • "Seriously."
    • "Trust Me."
    • "Yeah, that's the ticket."
The effect from Innuendo Shopping and this chat effect won't activate at the same time.

References

  • This seems to be based on the saying, "Liar, liar, pants on fire, hanging from a telephone wire" (and its myriad variations).
  • "Yeah, that's the ticket" was the catchphrase of pathological liar Tommy Flanagan, a Saturday Night Live character played by Jon Lovitz.
  • The plural of this item is a reference to Gollum, a character in the The Lord of the Rings novels and movies, who uses incorrect plurals (such as "hobbitses" instead of "hobbits") and refers to the One Ring as "my precious".

See Also

Collection

TOP 10 liar's pants collections
1. TKman1111 - 4 | 2. Attila - 3 | 3. Mistress of the Obvious - 2 | 4. NightRipper - 2 | 5. ginsu - 2
6. kahroo - 2 | 7. LustyPirateWench - 2 | 8. Andyzero - 2 | 9. The Mother Of All That Is Evil - 2 | 10. BoozerBear - 2
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings