Letter from King Ralph XI

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[edit] Notes

• The Letter is given to you by the Toot Oriole after your ascension.
• Opening (using) the letter gives you your ascension rewards as detailed below.

[edit] When Used

Letter from King Ralph XI

You open the envelope. Inside is a letter. Dear (playername): Thank you ever so much for rescuing me from that dreadful prism. Please accept these goodies as a token of my appreciation. The weather is very nice. I wish you were here. -XOXO, King Ralph XI The letter is a bit confusing. You've only just arrived in this Kingdom, and the whole reason you came is because you found out that the King is trapped, and they need somebody to rescue him. You also wonder what goodies he's talking about, when some stuff suddenly materializes at your feet. Ah. These goodies.

[edit] Standard Rewards

Inside the letter from King Ralph XI, you will always find...

• A class tattoo for your new class, if you don't already have it:

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• And after August 22, 2006:

disassembled clover

You acquire an item: disassembled clover

[edit] Normal Rewards

If you've just finished any Normal ascension, in addition to your standard reward, you will also find...

• An ascension numeral tattoo, if you've ascended into a Normal game 12 or fewer times:

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• One of the following random meat stones:

hamethyst

You acquire an item: hamethyst

baconstone

You acquire an item: baconstone

porquoise

You acquire an item: porquoise

If you've just finished a pathed Normal ascension, you will also find...

• The following reward, depending on your previous path (the path you played in your last game, before you ascended):

• Teetotaler:

  Retenez L'Herbe Paté

  You acquire an item: Retenez L'Herbe Paté

• Boozetafarian:

  bottle of single-barrel whiskey

  You acquire an item: bottle of single-barrel whiskey

• Oxygenarian:

  Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air

  You acquire an item: Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air

[edit] Hardcore Rewards

If you've just finished any Hardcore ascension, in addition to your standard reward, you will also find...

• A Hardcore ascension numeral tattoo, if you've ascended Hardcore 12 or fewer times:

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• A pork elf goodies sack, containing five random meat stones (see above):

pork elf goodies sack

You acquire an item: pork elf goodies sack

If you've just finished a pathed Hardcore ascension, you will also find...

• The following reward, depending on your previous path (the one from which you just ascended):
• The associated path tattoo, if you don't have it already:

• Teetotaler:

Retenez L'Herbe Paté

You acquire 3 tins of Retenez L'Herbe Paté

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• Boozetafarian:

bottle of single-barrel whiskey

You acquire 3 bottles of single-barrel whiskey

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• Oxygenarian:

Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air

You acquire 3 cans of Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

[edit] Hardcore Non-Oxygenarian Reward

If you've just finished any non-oxygenarian Hardcore ascension, you will also find...

• A Hardcore (sparkling) tattoo for your previous class (the one from which you just ascended), if you don't already have it.
• One of the following Hardcore ascension rewards, depending on your previous class:

• Seal Clubber:

stainless steel shillelagh

You acquire an item: stainless steel shillelagh

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• Turtle Tamer:

stainless steel skullcap

You acquire an item: stainless steel skullcap

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• Pastamancer:

stainless steel solitaire

You acquire an item: stainless steel solitaire

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• Sauceror:

stainless steel scarf

You acquire an item: stainless steel scarf

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• Disco Bandit:

stainless steel slacks

You acquire an item: stainless steel slacks

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• Accordion Thief:

stainless steel suspenders

You acquire an item: stainless steel suspenders

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

[edit] Hardcore Oxygenarian Reward

If you've just finished any Hardcore oxygenarian ascension, you will also find...

• An oxygenarian (super-sparkly) tattoo for your previous class (the one from which you just ascended), if you don't already have it:
• One of the following Hardcore oxygenarian ascension rewards, depending on your previous class:

• Seal Clubber:

plexiglass pike pike

You acquire an item: plexiglass pike pike

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• Turtle Tamer:

plexiglass pith helmet

You acquire an item: plexiglass pith helmet

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• Pastamancer:

plexiglass pocketwatch

You acquire an item: plexiglass pocketwatch

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• Sauceror:

plexiglass pinky ring

You acquire an item: plexiglass pinky ring

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• Disco Bandit:

plexiglass pants

You acquire an item: plexiglass pants

You have unlocked a new tattoo.

• Accordion Thief:

plexiglass pendant

You acquire an item: plexiglass pendant

You have unlocked a new tattoo.