Let's Get Physical

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Let's Get Physical

You follow a group, or "funk," of hippies dressed in hippy fatigues, and end up standing at attention as a hippy drill sergeant paces back and forth, inspecting the troops.

"You maggots are pathetic, man!" he shouts. "Dude, you guys make me wanna totally puke! You think you're all afghani red, but you're nothing but shwag! That's right, shwag! I wouldn't even use you to make brownies! You better get up off your couches and get into shape, or we're gonna get totally smoked in this fight, man!"

He stops pacing and stares at you. "You there, maggot! Drop and give me two dime-bags!"

Even though your name isn't Darrell, you figure you should follow orders. You do twenty push-ups and pop back up to attention.

"Well done, man," the sergeant says. "We might make you kind yet, bud!"

Wait... how does doing push-ups make you nicer?

Occurs at The Hippy Camp (Verge of War) in War Hippy Fatigues.

References

• The line "Drop and give me two dime-bags!...Even though your name isn't Darrell" is a reference to Dimebag Darrell, the former lead guitarist of Pantera.
• Kind is unpollinated female marijuana, and is considered to be very good quality, as opposed to schwag (as it's usually spelled), which is a pollinated female marijuana, and usually low quality.
• The adventure title, "Let's Get Physical," is the refrain of hippy singer/actress Olivia Newton-John's hit, "Physical."