Le Chauve-Souris du Parfum
"Zut alors!" you hear something squeak from behind (and slightly above) you. You turn around and see a bat wearing a beret and a mustache. "[L'adventurer | Les adventurer]! Mon ami, you are ze pairfect test subject for my newest creation!"
"Uh..." you say.
The bat holds up a small crystal vial. "Et voila! My masterpiece, my newest eau de cologne, which I am calling 'Eau de Guaneau'! Eet is resplendant with ze heady aromas of zese caves in which I live. C'est magnifique!"
"Wait... guano? You make this out of... bat poop?"
"Oui oui! My very own, how you say, 'bat poop'! Here, have a free bottle!"
"Uh... thanks," you say.
|You acquire an item: Eau de Guaneau|
- Females and males will be addressed L'adventurer and Les adventurer, respectively.
This is because the definite article ("the" in English) depends on gender.
- Le Chauve-Souris du Parfum is French for (correct me if I'm wrong) "Essence of Bat".