Lamz0r N00b
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 You're fighting a Lamz0r N00bD00d, u r so Lamz0r!
Hit Message(s):
He omfgwtfs you right in the <throat>. O__O Eek! Ouch! Ow! (bad spelling damage)
He goes all "Super Saiyan" on you. Ugh! Argh! Eek! (bad spelling damage)
He smacks you up one side and down the other, all the while asking "How U mine 4 fish?" Ugh! Oof! Ow! Argh! (bad spelling damage)
He smacks you with the draggin' balls on his hat. At least he used the ones on his hat... Ooh! Argh! Ooh! Ugh!
Critical Hit Message:
He concentrates, clenches his fists, and stands motionless for a few minutes. His hat flies off and his hair goes all spikey. He releases a ball of blue energy at you, which knocks you right on your ass. Eek! Ugh! Eek! Ouch!
Miss Message(s):
He tries to omfgwtf you, but you don't even know what that means and thus are immune.
He tries to go all "Super Saiyan" on you, but it's more like "Supersize Fries."
He asks "how u mine 4 fish." You laugh at him.
He tries to smack you with the draggin' balls on his hat, but fails.
Fumble Message:
He concentrates and stands stock-still, fists clenched. He starts to glow with an eerie blue light, but nothing else happens. You wait for about thirty minutes while he powers up.
 | You gain 24-38 Meat. (average: 30.3, stdev: 3.0)* |
Occurs at The Valley Beyond the Orc Chasm.
[edit] References
- The Lamz0r N00b is pictured wearing a draggin' ball hat, which is a play on the manga series Dragon Ball, in which "Super Saiyan" is the powerful legendary battle-state of Saiyans first achieved in Dragon Ball Z. The critical hit and fumble messages reference the incredibly overblown, drawn-out fight sequences in the anime version of the series. In addition, the blue ball of energy is reminiscent of the Kamehameha Wave, one of the trademark attacks.
- Blue balls are a symptom of sexual frustration.
- The "How u mine 4 fish" attack message is a reference to the webcomic VGCats (specifically this strip, where it is given as an example of stereotypical stupid newbie behavior in MMORPGs). It is also a specific reference to Runescape, in which fishing used the exact same interface as mining, probably leading to the above line.
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