L imp
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 You're fighting an L imp
This imp doesn't appear to be in very good shape. Unless you consider "shaped like something with two broken legs" to be a good shape.
Hit Message(s):
He kicks you in the <thigh> with his big, heavy cast. Ugh! Ouch! Oof! (hot damage)
He smacks you in the <thigh> with one crutch, balancing expertly on the other one. Ugh! Ow! Ouch! (hot damage)
He pokes you with his horns. Or maybe those are little pointy ears. Either way, pokeage. Ow! Ouch! Ooh! (hot damage)
He batters you with his leathery wings. Looks like his legs may be broken, but his wings are in good shape. Which is what you now aren't. Ugh! Ouch! (hot damage)
Critical Hit Message:
He summons a cast of thousands... thousands of casts, that is. They fall on your head and bury you in pain and plaster of paris. Alliterative, but not comfortable. Argh! Argh! Oof! (hot damage)
Miss Message(s):
He tries to kick you with his cast, but you offer to autograph it and settle him down.
He tries to smack you with a crutch, but misses and falls over.
He tries to poke you with his horns, but he moves so slowly he's easy to dodge.
He tries to batter you with his leathery wings, but loses his grip on his crutches and falls over.
Fumble Message:
He hobbles toward you to attack, but stops to scratch an itch under his cast. You watch, bemused, as he unfolds a wire hanger and uses it to scratch. Then another demon appears, shouts, "no wire hangers ever!" and beats the L Imp anew.
 | You gain 24-36 Meat. |
 cast | You acquire an item: cast (30.5% chance)* |
Occurs at The Dark Elbow of the Woods and The Deep Fat Friars' Gate.
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