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|Locations||The Icy Peak (ultra-rarely)|
Holy cow, it's a Knott Slanding! You hardly ever see these things in the Kingdom, and it's a good thing -- they're all clicking claws, gnashing teeth, and tiresome drama.
It mauls you with its claws, then claws you in the mall. Where did that mall come from? Ooh! Eek! Ooh! Ouch! Ooh!
It bites you on the nipple, the calf, and the ear in rapid succession. Ugh! Ugh! Ouch! Ooh! Ugh!
It engulfs you into its gaping maw, then tastes how long it's been since you showered and spits you out again. Since its maw goes straight to its gaping, acidic stomach, though, you get burned pretty bad. Ouch! Eek! Oof! Ugh! Ugh!
It tries to pelt you with snowballs, but its aim is off.
It tries to bite your head, but you slip it between the gaps in its fangs and escape unbitten.
It tries to spear you with a fang, but you clear the spear without fear.
It tries to maul you with its claws, but you darth out of the way.
It starts to engulf you in its gaping maw, but you leap away and it gets its tongue stuck on a nearby utility pole. You point and laugh, knowing it's going to talk (grunt?) funny for days. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 952-1,335 Meat|
|You acquire an item: Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield|
|You gain 37 <substat>.|
If you lose the fight:
|You acquire an item: consolation ribbon (100% chance)*|
- This monster cannot be copied.