Knob Goblin poseur
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When couplets go bad
there's always someone to blame:
Knob Goblin poseur | |
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This Knob Goblin teen
thinks he's a gangsta poet.
In fact, he's neither. |
Miss Message(s):
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| He tries to hit you,
but you bust moves too skillful
for his poser style.
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| He recites some verse
it makes you gag a little
but you're still okay.
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| His recitations
are amusing, to be sure.
But dangerous? Nope.
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| Your foe stands silent,
channeling his gangsta angst,
rockin' the suburbs.
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| He lets the beat drop
Swiftly, you leap out the way.
That was slick, homie.
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  Meat | You gain 16-24 Meat. (average: 20, stdev: 2)* |
Occurs at The Haiku Dungeon.
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