Knob Goblin poseur
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When couplets go bad there's always someone to blame: Knob Goblin poseur | |
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This Knob Goblin teen thinks he's a gangsta poet. In fact, he's neither. |
Miss Message(s):
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| He tries to hit you, but you bust moves too skillful for his poser style.
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| He recites some verse it makes you gag a little but you're still okay.
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| His recitations are amusing, to be sure. But dangerous? Nope.
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| Your foe stands silent, channeling his gangsta angst, rockin' the suburbs.
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| He lets the beat drop Swiftly, you leap out the way. That was slick, homie.
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 Meat | You gain 16-24 Meat. (average: 20, stdev: 2)* |
Occurs at The Haiku Dungeon.
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