Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray
This is a one-use spraycan full of a patented pet-buffing formula devised by the Knob Goblin Mad Scientists. And by "buffing", I mean "making stronger", not "polishing to a glossy finish". Although, I guess you could use it for that too, if you wanted.
Unfortunately, you're pretty sure you're allergic to this stuff. Your eyes start to water just from reading the list of ingredients.
Type: spleen item (good)
Selling Price: 125 Meat.
Effect: Heavy Petting (30 Adventures)+5 to Familiar Weight
All Attributes -10%
(In-game plural: cans of Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray)