Knob Goblin Very Mad Scientist

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Knob Goblin Very Mad Scientist
Monster ID 86
Locations Knob Goblin Laboratory
Hit Points 30
Attack 45
Defense 40
No-Hit 55
Initiative 70
Meat 36-54
Phylum goblin
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
Drops
bunch of square grapes, Knob Goblin melon baller, Knob Goblin seltzer, Knob Goblin superseltzer, scrumptious reagent
Quest Cobb's Knob Menagerie key, Subject 37 file
Pickpocket smudged alchemical recipe
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Knob Goblin Very Mad Scientist You're fighting a Knob Goblin Very Mad Scientist

This is one of the Maddest of the Mad Scientists of Cobb's Knob. He's madder than a Hatter. Well, madder than a regular Hatter, but slightly less mad than a Mad Hatter.

Hit Message(s):

He takes off his monocle and gives you a sound monocle-whipping with it. Argh! Oof! Oof! Eek!

He lets loose a passel of vicious, mutated, carnivorous chickens, who peck your <elbow> to tatters. Ooh! Oof! Argh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

He hits you with plastic tubes and pots and pans. Man, what kind of weird science uses all that stuff? Ooh! Ugh! Ouch! Ooh! Argh!

He hits you with a concentrated blast of SCIENCE! You temporarily go blind. Ooh! Oof! Oof! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

He produces a voodoo doll and chants, then hits you with magic and technology. You're not sure if the attack is real, but it sure hurts. Argh! Eek! Oof! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

He tries to monocle-whip you with his monocle, but fails. If only he had one more ocle.

He charges at you, but you say "Mad? We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad..." and continue until he falls asleep.

He starts to attack, but suddenly stops. From your heart and from your hand, you don't understand his intentions.

He tries to blind you with science, but you dodge like poetry in motion.

Fumble Message:

He starts dancing close to you. You can smell the chemicals. Fortunately, all those vapors start blinding him, and he has to sit down and rub his eyes for a while. (FUMBLE!)

Special Move(s):

He pulls out a bottle of seltzer, hits you on the head with it, then sprays it in your face. You wince, gag, and sputter, but manage to swallow some of the seltzer in the process. Argh! Ooh! Argh!

MPYou gain 18-20 Mana Points.

After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 36-54 Meat (average: 45, stdev: 4.06)*
Melonball.gifYou acquire an item: Knob Goblin melon baller (4.7% chance)*
Seltzer.gifYou acquire an item: Knob Goblin seltzer (15.4% chance)*
Seltzer.gifYou acquire an item: Knob Goblin superseltzer (14.9% chance)*
Reagent.gifYou acquire an item: scrumptious reagent (23.4% chance)*
  • If you don't already have it
Srkey3.gifYou acquire an item: Cobb's Knob Menagerie key (? chance)*
Folder.gifYou acquire an item: Subject 37 file (? chance)*
  • If you are at least level 11:
Squaregrapes.gifYou acquire an item: bunch of square grapes (19.3% chance)*
You gain 11-12 <substat>.

Occurs at Laboratory.

Notes

References

"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."