Knob Goblin Mad Scientist
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 You're fighting a Knob Goblin Mad ScientistThis is a Mad Scientist. Not mad as in "check out my mad skillz," mad as in "I wonder if I can genetically engineer a creature who has nipples for eyes?"
Hit Message(s):
He stabs you with a syringe. You feel a sharp pain as your <forehead> turns into an avocado and back again. Ouch! Eek! Ouch! Eek!
He produces a cabbage genetically engineered to have razor-sharp leaves and heaves it at you. Argh! Eek! Argh!
He pokes you with a series of scientific implements, bearing out his hypothesis that they'll really, really hurt you. Argh! Eek! Ouch! Ooh!
Critical Hit Message:
He opens a cage and unleashes a shambling horror that is part gnoll, part knob goblin, and part rutabaga. It proceeds to beat several pounds of stuffing out of you. Eek! Ugh! Ooh! Ooh!
Miss Message(s):
He tries to stab you with a syringe, but you stab him first with whatever weapon you're carrying. Yes, even if it's a club.
He throws some genetically modified produce at you, but you dodge like a bad comedian on Open Mic night.
He tries to poke you with his scientific tools, but can't seem to find the proper scientific method to do so.
Fumble Message:
He reaches over and grabs a syringe labeled "Muscle Enhancer," then jabs himself with it. His muscles quickly swell in size. They continue to swell as he approaches you, though, until they're so big he can't move. Which is not so swell.
Special Move:
He pulls out a seltzer bottle and hoses you down with it. Unfortunately, some of it gets in your eyes, but fortunately, some of it gets in your mouth! Ooh! Ow! Ouch!
  Meat | You gain 32-51 Meat. (average: 40.4, stdev: 3.7)* |
Occurs at Laboratory.
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