Kleptobrainiac

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Kleptobrainiac
Monster ID 1680
Locations A Crowd of Adventurers
Hit Points 0
Attack 0
Defense 0
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Drops
Manuel pickpocket protector
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Kleptobrainiac You're fighting a Kleptobrainiac

"Hey," you say to the spectacled teenager loitering near the tower, "is this where the Smartest Adventurer contest is?"

"Hrmph," he replies. "If you had a chance, you'd already know."

"Hey now," you say, "there's no reason to be insulting."

"Furthermore, if you had an ounce of brains, you'd have stopped me from stealing your watch just then." He grins smugly.

"Okay, that tears it. I'm gonna knock an ounce of brains out of your ears."

Hit Message(s):

A brick falls from the sky and hits you on the <shoulder>. "I tossed that brick up there 40 seconds ago, because I knew you'd be standing there now," he explains.

He asks you to solve a complicated math problem, and while you're not paying attention, he steals your wallet and stabs you in the <ankle>.

He steals part of your <groin>. It really hurts.

Critical Hit Message:

A brick falls from the sky and hits you on the <kidney>. "I tossed that brick up there 40 seconds ago, because I knew you'd be standing there now," he explains.

Miss Message(s):

He snorts and smiles his smug little smile at you.

He pauses to push his glasses up his nose.

He takes a moment to case the joint. And by "the joint" I mean "your <forehead>."

Fumble Message:

He snorts and smiles his smug little smile at you. (FUMBLE!)

Special Move(s):

When you miss: He calculates the destination of your attack and easily sidesteps it.


After Combat


Occurs at The Naughty Sorceress' Tower.

References