Jock

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Jock
Monster ID 2091
Locations The Neverending Party
Hit Points 75% of its Defense
Attack Player's Moxie
Defense Player's Muscle
Initiative 0
Meat 120-180
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts unknown
Drops
unremarkable duffel bag, Purple Beast energy drink, cosmetic football, shoe ad T-shirt, Pump-up high-tops
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
jock You're fighting a jock

A belligerent athlete in a letterman's jacket gets in between you and whatever you were hoping to accomplish at this party.

Hit Message(s):

One of his buddies throws him a football, but he doesn't catch it and it hits you in the <neck>. Ow!

He reaches over to pick up a nearby football and spills beer on your <ankle>. Blech. Ow! (sleaze damage)

He mistakes your <ear> for a football and throws it across the room. Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

He whistles for the rest of his football team, who show up and tackle you en masse. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Oof! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

He starts toward you, but sees a football on the floor and stops to throw it to one of his buddies.

He moves as if to attack you, but then one of this buddies throws him a football and he pauses to catch it.

Fumble Message:

He starts toward you, but sees a football on the floor and stops to throw it to one of his buddies. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 120-180 Meat. (average: 150, stdev: 12.65)*
Duffelbag2.gifYou acquire an item: unremarkable duffel bag (% chance)*
Purplebeast.gifYou acquire an item: Purple Beast energy drink (% chance)*
Football2.gifYou acquire an item: cosmetic football (% chance)*
Shooshirt.gifYou acquire an item: shoe ad T-shirt (% chance)*
Hightops.gifYou acquire an item: pump-up high-tops (% chance)*
You gain some <substat>.

Occurs at The Neverending Party.

Notes