|Locations||April Fools' Day#2011|
A rift opens in the fabric of reality, and a butt emerges from it. A... familiar-looking butt.
Critical Hit Message:
It hits you with the whole butt and the butt hole, which is unpleasant in too many ways to catalog here. Eek! Argh! Ouch! (stench damage)
?It tries to deliver a crapload of pain, but its timing is off.
It tries to hit you with its left cheek, but you cheekily dodge.
It tries to hit you with its right cheek, but you cheekily dodge.
The whole butt, and the butt hole, manage to both miss you.
It flaps its cheeks ineffectively.
|You acquire an item: handful of numbers|
|You gain 20 <substat>.|
Occurred at random locations during April Fool's Day 2011.