Jick's butt

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Jick's butt
Monster ID unknown
Locations April Fools' Day#2011
Hit Points 52
Attack 69
Defense 76
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum Indeterminate
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts unknown
Drops
handful of numbers
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Jick's butt You're fighting Jick's butt

A rift opens in the fabric of reality, and a butt emerges from it. A... familiar-looking butt.

Critical Hit Message:

It hits you with the whole butt and the butt hole, which is unpleasant in too many ways to catalog here. Eek! Argh! Ouch! (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

?It tries to deliver a crapload of pain, but its timing is off.

It tries to hit you with its left cheek, but you cheekily dodge.

It tries to hit you with its right cheek, but you cheekily dodge.

The whole butt, and the butt hole, manage to both miss you.

It flaps its cheeks ineffectively.


After Combat

Jicknumbers.gifYou acquire an item: handful of numbers
You gain 20 <substat>.

Occurred at random locations during April Fool's Day 2011.