Itznotyerzitz Mine

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Itznotyerzitz Mine
Location	Mt. McLargeHuge
Unlocks	Upon receiving quest from The Council of Loathing at level 8
Outfit	Mining Gear
Min Stat	53
Combat %	70
Quests	Mt. McLargeHuge Quest
ML	53 - 57
Special adventures
Clover	Either Ore / A Real Gem
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Itznotyerzitz Mine is in Mt. McLargeHuge. If you had some Mining Gear, you could do some mining here. If your main stat isn't high enough, you will see the following message, unless you are wearing Mining Gear:

Undisguised

Combat Adventures

7-Foot Dwarf -- (edit metadata)
7-Foot Dwarf (Moiling)	Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet, miner's pants Meat Drop: 34-48 Substat Gain: 13.25 Monster Level: 53 Moxie for No Hit*: 60 Monster Defense: 53 Hit Points: 40 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

7-Foot Dwarf -- (edit metadata)
7-Foot Dwarf (Royale)	Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet, miner's pants Meat Drop: 34-48 Substat Gain: 13.25 Monster Level: 53 Moxie for No Hit*: 60 Monster Defense: 53 Hit Points: 40 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

7-Foot Dwarf Foreman -- (edit metadata)
7-Foot Dwarf Foreman	Item Drops: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock, miner's helmet, miner's pants Meat Drop: 49-70 Substat Gain: 14.25 Monster Level: 57 Moxie for No Hit*: 64 Monster Defense: 57 Hit Points: 50 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None Note: Potential Effect: Grilled (5 Adventures)

Non-combat Adventures

100% Legal
100% Legal	Demand loot: miner's helmet Ask for ore: miner's pants Say you'll keep quiet for free: Gain 100 Meat.

A Flat Miner
A Flat Miner	Loot the dwarf's belongings: miner's pants Hijack the meat vein: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock Help the dwarf: Gain 100 Meat.

See You Next Fall
See You Next Fall	Give 'im the stick: miner's helmet DOOOOON'T GIVE 'IM THE STICK!: 7-Foot Dwarven mattock Negotiate for a reward: Gain 100 Meat.

A Girl's Best Friend
A Girl's Best Friend	Meat Drops: 100 Substat Gain: 10 Sarcasm

Grilling the Foreman
Grilling the Foreman	Meat Drops: 100 Substat Gain: 10 Mysteriousness

Right in the Vestibule!
Right in the Vestibule!	Item Drops: safety vest Note: Must have Torso Awaregness skill, Mining Gear, and no safety vest in inventory for this adventure to occur.

Speak, Frat Boy, and Enter
Speak, Frat Boy, and Enter	Meat Drops: 100 Substat Gain: 10 Strengthliness

Either Ore
Either Ore	Item Drops: asbestos ore, chrome ore, linoleum ore Note: This adventure is sometimes triggered by adventuring here with a ten-leaf clover in your inventory.

A Real Gem
A Real Gem	Item Drops: stone of eXtreme power Note: This adventure is sometimes triggered by adventuring here with a ten-leaf clover in your inventory.

In Disguise

"Dressed in your Mining Gear, you stride past the 7-Foot Dwarves who guard Itznotyerzitz Mine. You walk deep into one of the shafts, and find a nice, quiet place to mine."

• If you have been given the Dwarven Factory Quest (first time only):

"Off to one side of the work face, you spot a tunnel entrance that looks like it might lead to the Dwarves' factory complex."

Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine
Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine	Item Drops: asbestos ore, chrome ore, linoleum ore, 3 meat stacks, stone of eXtreme power, baconstone, hamethyst, porquoise, lump of diamond Note: Not all the items drop at once, and there is some patterning involved in the drops; see the adventure page for details. Note: You can potentially lose HP, or get nothing, instead of getting items.

Retired Adventures

Mining the Mines (like a Miner)
Mining the Mines (like a Miner)	Item Drops: asbestos ore, chrome ore, linoleum ore or meat stack

Notes

• Adventuring here with a ten-leaf clover (when not in disguise) will give you either the Either Ore adventure (less likely) or the A Real Gem adventure (more likely).
• Itznotyerzitz Mine, when pronounced, sounds like, "It's not yours, it's mine."
• Mining Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine replaced the Itznotyerzitz Mine (In Disguise) adventure, Mining the Mines (like a Miner).
• The 7-foot dwarves are no doubt partly a play on the seven dwarfs. It is not a reference to the movie Happily Never After, which actually came out after their insertion into the game. Furthermore, it is simply quite ironic to have a 7-foot tall "dwarf," when the word typically indicates someone shorter than usual.