It's The Only Way To Be Sure
Peering around a tree, you spot a W Imp in the process of doing something to his mouth. Curious, you approach him.
"Aiieee! Don't hurt me!" he shrieks, spotting you.
"Calm down, I'm just wondering what you're doing there."
"What? I'm just putting on some lip balm."
"...You mean, like, 'nuke your face from orbit'?"
"No, balm. To keep my lips from getting all sore and chapped in the sweltering heat of Hey Deez. Here take it, just leave me alone!"
He runs away, leaving you with the tube. Might come in handy, if you can keep from wondering where the W Imp's lips have been.
|You acquire an item: SPF 451 lip balm|
- The adventure title and text reference Ripley's comments in the movie Aliens: "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."