Infinite meat bug
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 You're fighting an infinite meat bugThis isn't, as you might think, a neverending bug made out of meat. It's a finite bug that generates an infinite amount of meat. And an infinite amount of whoop-ass, pointed in your direction.
Hit Message(s):
It bugs you in the <neck>. Man, that really, really bugs you. I mean, it annoys you how much it bugs you. Ooh! Ugh! Ow! Oof!
It catches you in its jaws and munches on your <neck>. Argh! Ow! Oof!
Critical Hit Message:
It unhinges its jaw and spews a seemingly neverending fountain of meat at you, which hits you in the <neck>. Then, adding insult to injury, it evaporates before you can grab it. Argh! Ow! Argh!
Miss Message(s):
It tries to munch on your <neck>, but you step on it, even though it was your hero.
It tries to bug you in the <neck>, but you bug out before he can.
Fumble Message:
If you lose the fight:
You are knocked to the ground. As the monster walks off, it drops a white ribbon.
Occurs at Treasury, ultra-rarely.
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