In the Still of the Alley

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In the Still of the Alley

As you're wandering from dumpster to dumpster looking for either goodies or a fight, you encounter something you don't usually see in this alley -- a tarp. A voice inside your head giggles as it shouts "It's a tarp!" but you choose to ignore that voice, like you always do.

You throw back the tarp, and find what appears to be a still -- looks like some entrepreneurial hobo has decided to improve the alcohol content, if not the taste, of his favorite cheap wine.

Figuring he'll probably be too drunk to miss it, you make off with some of his stock.

distilled fortified wine

You acquire 3 bottles of distilled fortified wine

Occurs at The Sleazy Back Alley, semi-rarely.

References

• The phrase "It's a tarp!" is based on the Internet meme of Admiral Ackbar saying "It's a trap!" from Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi. The meme is often invoked in conjunction with internet users posting pictures of seemingly attractive young women who are, in fact, genetically male transexuals.
• The adventure name may be a reference to the song "In the Still of the Night."