In the Still of the Alley
As you're wandering from dumpster to dumpster looking for either goodies or a fight, you encounter something you don't usually see in this alley -- a tarp. A voice inside your head giggles as it shouts "It's a tarp!" but you choose to ignore that voice, like you always do.
You throw back the tarp, and find what appears to be a still -- looks like some entrepreneurial hobo has decided to improve the alcohol content, if not the taste, of his favorite cheap wine.
Figuring he'll probably be too drunk to miss it, you make off with some of his stock.
|You acquire 3 bottles of distilled fortified wine|