Iiti Kitty
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Drop rate of crumbling rat skull.
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 You're fighting Iiti KittyThis is a cute mummified kitten with a pink bow on her head. At least, she's cute at first, but the more she stares at you, with those blank, soulless eyes in a chalk-white, mouthless face, the more creeped out you get. The fact that she's trying to claw you to ribbons doesn't help much, either.
Hit Message(s):
She shreds your <foot> with her cute little claws. Awww. Argh! Ouch! Oof! Eek! Argh! Oof! Argh! Ugh! Ow!
She stares at you. Stares. Stares as though she can see through to the core of your very being, where all your fear and pain is locked away. It's pretty spooky! Oof! Eek! Ow! Ow! Ouch! (spooky damage)
She clubs you with a stone pencil-box. The engraving on the lid leaves the impression of her lifeless, staring face on the side of your head. Ouch! Ooh! Argh! Ouch! Ooh! Ouch!
She whistles (you're not sure how), and the chamber fills with the ghosts of hundreds of little animals: a turtle, a penguin, a bunny, and countless others. They stare at you horribly until your brain melts. Oof! Ouch! Ugh! Argh! Ugh! (spooky damage)
Critical Hit Message:
She wrenches open the lid of a nearby sarcophagus, and countless articles of stationery, toiletries, and household goods with her face on them pour out. My god, she's everywhere! Aargh! Ooh! Ugh! Ouch! Oof! Oof! (spooky damage)
Miss Message(s):
She shreds your throat, but then gives you a cute band-aid with her face on it, so you feel better.
She stares at you with her creepy little eyes. It's a little unnerving. We'll call it maybe half a point of damage, and round down.
She starts to attack you with her razor-sharp claws, but you warn her that if she doesn't behave, you won't stay at her bed-and-breakfast any more.
She tries to open a nearby stone sarcophagus, but isn't strong enough. She makes a little "urk" noise as she strains, and it's adorable.
Fumble Message:
She tries to bite you, but she hasn't got a mouth, so it doesn't work so well.
Occurs at The Middle Chamber.
References
- This is a play of the famous Japanese cat Hello Kitty. Iiti is the ancient Egyptian word for "hello", making this an ancient Egyptian mummified version of Kitty, hence the merchandise with her face on it.
- Also, in ancient Egypt it was common the practice of animal mummification, especially the cat. This is because the cat was a representation of the Egyptian goddess Bastet, and also because cats were some of the favorite pets back in the day.
- The "bed and breakfast" is a reference to the Hello Kitty "Bed and Muffin" that the Kingdom of Loathing staff stays at when they travel to Cambridge, MA.
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