|Locations||The Ice Hotel|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
Being a concierge in a fancy hotel means you have to try to fulfill any order given to you by the most entitled people in the world, and do it with a smile. It's no wonder her smile has gone a bit brittle, even before taking into account the freezing temperatures in this place.
She beats the heck out of you, then offers to send your clothes to the dry-cleaners to get the blood out. Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
She knocks out all of your teeth, then gives you a helpful map to where they landed. Oof! Eek! Ouch!
She says she can't get you concert tickets, but she can perforate your eardrums so that you won't need them. Ow! Ouch! Argh!
"I've made dinner reservations for you at our best hospital," she says.
"Thanks, that's very... wait, what?" you reply, as she slides on a set of brass knuckles. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Argh! Oof!
She starts to attack you, but a businessman interrupts her to ask if his very important fax has arrived.
She starts to attack you, but a rich matron interrupts her to ask if they have a dog-waxing service.
She starts to attack you, but is interrupted by a trio of dilettantes asking for directions to the nightclub.
She starts to attack you, but you distract her by asking about popular local tourist destinations. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 32-48 Meat (average: 40, stdev: 3.65)*|
|You acquire an item: bag of foreign bribes (% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: exotic travel brochure (20% chance)*|
|You acquire a bounty item: frozen clipboard|
Occurs at The Ice Hotel.