Ice bartender

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Ice bartender
Monster ID 1850
Locations The Ice Hotel
Hit Points 110
Attack 100
Defense 90
Initiative 40
Meat 40-60
Phylum dude
Elements cold
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts arm, head, leg, torso
Drops
perfect ice cube
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
ice bartender You're fighting an ice bartender

The good part of being a bartender with a bar made of solid ice is that you don't have to worry so much about keeping the drinks cold. The bad part is the way the metal cocktail shakers keep freezing to your hands.

Hit Message(s):

He offers you a "Punch in the Face", on the house. It isn't a cocktail, it turns out. Ugh! Ooh! Ow!

He sprays you with his soda-gun, and fizzy water gets in your eyes! Argh! Argh! Eek!

Where did he find a blender with a "murder" setting? Ow! Eek! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

It turns out his ice-maker has a "chaingun" setting. (CRITICAL HIT!) Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

Miss Message(s):

He offers you a "Mild Concussion", but you tell him you're driving.

He sprays you with his soda-gun, and you get wet. Not injured, just wet.

He starts to attack you with a blender, but you explain that you wanted to go on a bender, and the two of you share a laugh over the comical misunderstanding.

Fumble Message:

He accidentally freezes another cocktail shaker to his other hand, and has to stop and pry one off. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 40-60 Meat (average: 50, stdev: 4.47)*
Perf icecube.gifYou acquire an item: perfect ice cube (30% chance)*

Occurs at The Ice Hotel.