|Locations||The Ice Hotel|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
The good part of being a bartender with a bar made of solid ice is that you don't have to worry so much about keeping the drinks cold. The bad part is the way the metal cocktail shakers keep freezing to your hands.
He offers you a "Punch in the Face", on the house. It isn't a cocktail, it turns out. Oof! Ooh! Ow!
He sprays you with his soda-gun, and fizzy water gets in your eyes! Eek! Argh! Ugh!
Where did he find a blender with a "murder" setting? Ouch! Oof! Ouch!
It turns out his ice-maker has a "chaingun" setting. (CRITICAL HIT!) Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
He offers you a "Mild Concussion", but you tell him you're driving.
He sprays you with his soda-gun, and you get wet. Not injured, just wet.
He starts to attack you with a blender, but you explain that you wanted to go on a bender, and the two of you share a laugh over the comical misunderstanding.
He accidentally freezes another cocktail shaker to his other hand, and has to stop and pry one off. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 40-60 Meat (average: 50, stdev: 4.47)*|
|You acquire an item: perfect ice cube (30% chance)*|
Occurs at The Ice Hotel.