Hypnotist of Hey Deze

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Hypnotist of Hey Deze
Monster ID 232
Locations Pandamonium Slums (ultra-rarely)
Hit Points 85
Attack 85
Defense 115
Initiative always
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts unknown
Drops
hypnodisk
refreshedit data
Hypnotist of Hey Deze You're fighting the Hypnotist of Hey Deze

Near the Gate, you are accosted by a hypnotist. A Hypnotist of Hey Deze, to be precise.

He's never had a pocketwatch, and he's never counted backwards, but he looks like he has beaten up quite a few adventurers in his day, and it seems that you're next on his list. Y'know, his, uhh, list of adventurers. To beat up.

Hit Message(s):

He hyp-mo-tizes you. You cluck like a chicken and quack like a duck. Then you throw yourself off a cliff like a lemming. Ooh! Eek! Ow!

He stares deep in your eyes with his spiraling eyeballs. The spiraling shapes make you go insane. Argh! Ugh! Argh! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He tries to hyp-mo-tize you in the <face>, but misses.

He tries to hyp-mo-tize you, but only succeeds in hypnotizing you, which isn't nearly as effective.

He accidentally hypnotizes himself. You wait around for a few minutes, get bored, and snap your fingers three times to bring him out of it.

He stares deep in your eyes with his spiraling eyeballs. Turns out, though, their spiraling shapes are frauds and fakes.

Fumble Message:

not known


After Combat

Hypnodisk.gifYou acquire an item: hypnodisk (100% chance)*
You gain 10 <substat>.


If you lose the fight:

You are knocked to the ground. As the monster walks off, he drops a white ribbon.
Ribbon.gifYou acquire an item: consolation ribbon (100% chance)*

Occurs at Pandamonium Slums, ultra-rarely. May also occur at The Deep Fat Friars' Gate (unconfirmed since zone changes).

Notes

References

  • Refers to the They Might Be Giants song, "Hypnotist of Ladies": "He's a hypnotist, hypnotist of ladies / Never had a pocket watch, never counted backwards / You won't remember why you liked him".
  • The second hit text and the third miss text contain lyrics from the They Might Be Giants song, "Spiraling Shape": "The spiraling shape will make you go insane" and "Now that you've tried it, you're back to report" / "That the spiraling shape was a fraud and a fake".
  • "Hyp-Mo-Tized" refers to David Letterman, who said that quote in one of the episodes of his show.
  • "Then you throw yourself off a cliff like a lemming" refers to the Disney movie White Wilderness, which features a scene in which lemmings start to jump off cliffs. However, mass lemming suicide is a myth.