Hyboria? I don't even...

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Description

Your ancient ancestor, the mighty warrior Krakrox (and also, at the moment, yourself -- and I know that's confusing, but that's time-travel for you) is exploring the jungles of Loathing and an ancient city that has lain abandoned since even more ancient times, to discover and hopefully eliminate the source of a mysterious and deadly plague that is affecting the Pork Elves before it spreads to Seaside Village.

Tasks

• Complete the Primordial Fear quest.

The following three steps can be completed in any order:

• Adventure in The Jungles of Ancient Loathing until you find Cavern Entrance. Complete the mini-game to find a Wumpus and defeat him to collect the memory of a glowing crystal.
• Continue to adventure in The Jungles of Ancient Loathing until you find Entrance to the Forgotten City.
  Please note that you will be required to refind the Entrance after completing a portion of each task. For example, killing an enemy and then checking what it was guarding will take 2 visits to complete. You will need to visit this adventure 14 times total.
  • Collect the grappling hook from the Storehouse.
    • Defeat the giant bird-creature above An Ancient Tower and collect the stone half circle.
    • Defeat the giant octopus in An Ancient Well and recollect the grappling hook.
  • Collect the memory of an iron key from upstairs in the Northern Abandoned Building.
    • Defeat the giant spider lurking in the cobwebs of the basement.
    • Use the key in the chest in the cobwebs to collect a stone block.
  • Defeat the giant jungle python in the upstairs of the Southern Abandoned Building, and cut him open to receive another stone block.
  • Place the stone blocks into the Northern Gate and pull the lever.
  • Venture into the catacombs accessible through the tunnel in the basement of the Southern Abandoned Building.
    • Collect another stone half circle by smashing open the chest in the Catacombs Dead-End.
    • Cross the lake with the bridge created by the giant octopus's death-throes and ponder the Catacombs Machinery.
  • Kick down the now-wrecked Northern Gate and go north to the Ancient Temple.
  • Place the stone circle halves to unlock the Temple's gates. After this the Entrance to the Forgotten City will no longer occur and will be replaced by the unlocked Temple.
• Adventure in The Jungles of Ancient Loathing until you encounter an evil cultist and defeat one to obtain the memory of a cultist's robe. Equip the robe.

Then:

• Reach the Ancient Temple adventure and defeat high priest of Ki'rhuss.
• Go to The Wrong Side of the Tracks and dig up one of the Pork Elf outfit pieces in the Empty lot. The item you get is based on your current class.

Notes

• Finishing this quest makes the Future quest available in Memories of the Distant Future.

External Links

• An alternative guide with a handy map is available on the Hogs of Destiny forums: Hyboria walkthrough

References

• This references Clark Ashton Smith's Hyperborean cycle, a branch of the Cthulhu Mythos, and an old joke ending "I barely know her".