Hugo's Weaving Manual

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An Oasis

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Hugo's Weaving Manual

You read Hugo's Weaving manual. Words appear magically as you browse it. It reminds you that weaving is "the temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose," then won't tell you how to weave something until you tell it how many fronds you want to use. So, how many fronds do you want to use, Mr. Adventurer? (You don't have any fronds) or (You have only one frond) or (You have X fronds) Weave

[edit] Notes

• The manual will drop along with the first palm frond you obtain.

# Hugo's Weaving Manual	Result
1	You can't figure out what to do with this thing. Maybe you should mess with more than one of them at a time.
2	palm-frond fan
3	palm-frond net
4	palm-frond whip
5	palm-frond capris
6	extra-large palm-frond toupee
7	With Torso Awaregness: palm-frond cloak Without Torso Awaregness: You can't weave anything out of that quantity of palm fronds.
8-101	You can't weave anything out of that quantity of palm fronds.

[edit] References

• This item is a reference to Hugo Weaving, who played both Agent Smith in the Matrix trilogy and Elrond in the Lord of the Rings movies.
• Also, Hugo Weaving appeared in the Australian film The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, which involved a lot of desert references.
• The item description is one big Lord of the Rings reference, also being an adapted version of one of Hugo Weaving's lines as Elrond. If you replace "Furry-footed midget" with Hobbit, "evil sorceress" with Sauron, and "palm fronds" with "rings", then it all makes sense.
• Much of the actual text in the item description is based on a monologue Agent Smith delivers to Keanu Reeves in "The Matrix."
• The reference to "Mr. Adventurer" is likely another Matrix reference, as Agent Smith referred to Neo as "Mr. Anderson".