Hot zombie

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Hot zombie
Monster ID 1402
Locations Dreadsylvanian Village
Hit Points 800
Attack 500
Defense 500
Initiative 25
Meat None
Phylum undead
Elements hot
Resistance None
Monster Parts unknown
Drops
hothammer, Dreadsylvanian Almanac page, Freddy Kruegerand, Mark of the Zombie
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
hot zombie You're fighting Savannah "Dangling Lips" McMillan, the zombie barbecue enthusiast

A huge puff of steam billows out of the town well. Then the rocks that make the well's sides start to glow red, and a white-hot zombie crawls its way out of the well and towards you. Well, well, well, you're in quite the predicament.

Hit Message(s):

Her entire head bursts into flames and she headbutts you. Oh, man, she must've had one of them combustible heads. Argh! Argh! Ugh! (hot damage)

She roasts a marshmallow over her abs, then hurls it at you, where it sticks and burns like napalm. Argh! Ouch! Eek! (hot damage)

She breathes fire at you! No, wait, she just spit a couple of flaming teeth at you. Still hurts, though. Ow! Oof! Ouch! (hot damage)

She kicks you with a flaming foot, giving you a burning sensation in your <face>. Eek! Ooh! Ugh! (hot damage)

She gives you a kiss with her flaming lips. You know how she keeps a fire burning on her lips? She uses Vaseline. Oof! Oof! Ouch! (hot damage)

She punches you with a flaming fist. Flaming Fist is the name of my Judas Priest cover band. Argh! Ouch! Argh! (hot damage)

Critical Hit Message:

She shoves the burning embers of her arm stump into your <thigh>, while kicking you in the <groin> with her burning leg. Then she noms your brain with her flaming teeth. Flaming teeth? Ooh! Ow! Argh! Ugh! (hot damage)

Miss Message(s):

Her entire head bursts into flames. She's hard to get to know, but she's easy to spot in a crowd.

She roasts a marshmallow over her abs. You're impressed and slightly nauseated by the feat.

She tries to breathe fire at you, but you point out zombies don't, as a general rule, breathe.

She tries to kick you with a flaming foot, but the force of the kick makes the flame go out.

She tries to kiss you with her flaming lips, but you tell her she's ego tripping at the gates of hell.

She tries to punch you with a flaming fist, but misses. Flaming Fist is the name of my Judas Priest cover band.

Fumble Message:

She notices the burning embers of her arm stump are about to go out, and fans the flames to keep them going. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Dv hothammer.gifYou acquire an item: hothammer (?% chance)*
Dv mark3.gifYou acquire an item: Mark of the Zombie (?% chance)*
Dv krueggerand.gifYou acquire an item: Freddy Kruegerand (?% chance)*
Dv recipe.gifYou acquire an item: Dreadsylvanian Almanac page (?% chance)*
You gain ??? <substat>.

Occurs at Dreadsylvanian Village

Notes

HPYou lose Y hit points. (hot damage)
  • Getting hit by a Dreadsylvanian zombie in combat causes a loss of N turns of your top N effects, giving one of the messages:
    • That last piece of brain the zombie chewed on seemed to have been an important one.
    • If the zombie would just quit chewing on your brain for a second, you'd be able to upshot the canneloni.
    • All the zombie wants to do is eat your brains, and stopping it from doing so is making it hard to concentrate.
    • The zombie's constant brain-chewing is making it hard for you to concentrate.
    • The zombie noms on a fairly important area of your brain, making you feel encyclopedia tatershock.
    • The zombie asks if it can eat your eyes. You're startled by such an unreasonable request, and forget one of your effects.
    • It's a little hard to brain when someone's eating your brain. You feel your concentration slipping.
    • All the brain-chewing going on is making you a little banana flywheel.
    • The zombie bites right into your brain, making it hard to tacorhythmic genocide.
    • The zombie bites the part of your brain that was holding a particular effect. You wince as you feel it dissipate.
SomethingYou lose some of an effect: ... something (N Adventures)[[Data:{{{effect}}}]]
  • N is the number of times the monsters in the Dreadsylvanian Village have been modified by a noncombat in the current run.
  • The name, image, and introduction text of this monster are all randomly selected:
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You hear a clattering and clanking from the Blacksmith's shop (the Smithy? The Ironmongery?). Then the door to the shop starts to smoke. It bursts into flames and collapses, and through the fire strides a zombie, its eyes like two burning coals. Come to think of it, its eyes may actually be two burning coals.

You edge your way to a burning barrel of trash in a Dreadsylvanian alleyway, to see if you can roast some of the chill out of your fingertips. But before you can get there, a hand appears on the barrel's rim, then another, and a burning zombie hoists herself out of the can and lumbers your way.
A zombie lurches out of an alleyway and staggers toward you, her clothes ablaze and some of her flesh burned black. "Brrrraraaaaains," she mutters. "Pan-seared, blackened brrrraaaaaains."
A red-hot coal comes flying toward you out of the night. You dodge it, but another one follows, missing you so closely that you can feel the heat of it as it passes. "Hey, cut it out!" you shout.

A zombie steps out of the shadows, holding a handful of briquettes in one smoking palm. "I intend to," she says, "if by 'it' you mean 'your brrrrraaaainssss.'"

A huge puff of steam billows out of the town well. Then the rocks that make the well's sides start to glow red, and a white-hot zombie crawls its way out of the well and towards you. Well, well, well, you're in quite the predicament.