|Locations||April Fools' Day#2011|
A rift opens in the fabric of reality, and a butt emerges from it. A... familiar-looking butt.
Critical Hit Message:
It hits you with the whole butt and the butt hole, which is unpleasant in too many ways to catalog here. Ugh! Ooh! (stench damage)
It tries to hit you with its left cheek, but you cheekily dodge.
It tries to hit you with its right cheek, but you cheekily dodge.
It tries to deliver a crapload of pain, but its timing is off.
It flaps its cheeks ineffectively.
The whole butt, and the butt hole, manage to both miss you.
It floats in midair, the moonslight gleaming on each cheek. It's almost majestic, isn't it?
|You acquire an item: obnoxious riddle|
|You gain 20 <substat>.|
Occured at random locations during April Fool's Day 2011.