Hostile intelligent alien
|Hostile intelligent alien|
|Locations||Through the Spacegate|
|Hit Points||75% of Monster Defense|
|Attack||Player's Moxie + 25*(first letter of gate-1) + 10|
|Defense||Player's Muscle + 25*(first letter of gate-1) + 10|
|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
Uh oh. The locals have learned how to use tools, and they're pissed. Those two facts are probably unrelated.
It grabs your hand and makes you hit yourself in the face with it. Ha ha, some things really are universal. Ow. Ugh! Argh! Ugh! Ugh! Argh! Ouch! Ugh! Ugh! Eek!
It stabs you in the <nipple> with its crude spear. Ouch! Eek! Ouch! Ooh! Ow! Ugh! Ow! Ooh! Oof! Ow!
It picks up a rock and throws it at your thigh. Sticks and stones can break your thigh, and it really hurts a lot. Ow! Oof! Ow! Ooh! Argh! Ouch! Ooh! Ooh! Oof! Argh!
It stabs you in the <solar plexus> with its crude spear. Ooh! Argh! Oof! Ugh! Ow! Oof! Oof! Oof! Eek! Oof!
It throws a rock at you, but its primitive grasp of physics isn't good enough to aim a rock correctly.
It pauses to bellow something at you in a language you don't understand.
It scowls at you, reminding you that you are the intruder, here.
It pauses to bellow something at you in a language you don't understand. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: primitive alien blowgun (?% (rare) chance)*|
|You acquire an item: primitive alien loincloth (?% (rare) chance)*|
|You acquire an item: primitive alien necklace (?% (rare) chance)*|
|You acquire an item: primitive alien spear (?% (rare) chance)*|
|You acquire an item: primitive alien totem (?% (rare) chance)*|
Occurs at Through the Spacegate.
- This monster's Attack is based on the Player's Moxie+10 and Defense is Player's Muscle+10. However, the Spacegate's first letter will also add an additional 25X, where X is the difference between the first letter and A. (Thus a Spacegate starting with B will be Player Stat+35, while a Spacegate starting with Z will be Player Stat+635.)
- Cannot be be banished, attempting to do so yields the message:
- 'The weird gravity here stops what you just did from working.
- Cannot be stunned.
- Cannot be photocopied.
- Image is one of the following, depending on planet coordinates: